Bat had bats.

Bat's bat became black.

Black Bat's black bat bit Big Blue.

Big Blue bit back at that bat that Black Bat had.

That Big Blue buffoon broke that bat that Bat had bought at a Black Bot Black Blue Bat sale.

Because Big Blue bit that big bat that Black Bat had, that Black Bot Black Blue Bat bought more big black bats for Bat.

Then, Big Blue battered the bats that Bat had bought from the bot who got those bats for Bat.

That Black Bat brought back battered bats that Big Blue blew because bats and bats that Bat had weren't all that and that Big Blue didn't like them.

So, Bat bought battery bats from a Bot Battery Bat Bot who bought bats from a Bad Bat Bat broker.

Big Blue then became blue (who was a black bat who looked blueish black) and blew those bad battery bats that Black Bat bought from that Black Bot Black Blue Bat dealer who blew off the Bad Bat Bat broker who blew batteries from a Battered Battery bot who bought batteries from that Black store.

Bad Black Bat had bats that batted bats are bad and Bat had those bats that he bought from bots.

Bat had had bats that he had bought but broke because Big Blue blew bats like a stripper does a blowjob.