Chapter 9.3
I myself was sleepwalking during the night after four-thirty. With my eyes closed shut, spilled milk all over the carpet rug, juice spills on every painting in the house, and yet I didn’t seem to come to mind of the alarm clock until my husband screamed.
“Flora Blossom.” He shouted with a face of being red with steam coming out of his ears like a choo-choo train.
I opened both of my eyes to see what was the problem. I clearly was upside down on the edge of the couch. Spilled spaghetti sauce all over my face.
“Oh, good spaghetti sauce.” As I used my left hoof giving that nice body temperature mix with room temperature. And licked the sauce making my eyes open wide knowing it wasn’t spaghetti. It tasted like blood from my nose as if I had a perverted dream.
My husband smacked his face with his right hoof. It sounded so awful like a pancake flip to a ceiling.
“Oh, dear husband, are you blushing for me?”
“No, I slapped my hoof in the face. That is why honey.”
“I never seen a husband make such a cute noise from his voice before. It was then I clearly noticed the mess that I created. But tries to blame the husband for not waking me up.”
“I couldn’t understand my wife when she sleepwalks, it's like a red clown poltergeist.”
“I don’t think he noticed me.”
“I think she’s looking at me.”
“Look dear, don't worry we can let the children clean this mess up before the Grand Galloping Gala.”
“Do you think kids these days ever clean up after themselves?”
“Only if they are responsible honey.”
“Which we did raise them responsible, right?”
“Oh, Celestial help me.”
That morning at six o'clock when the sun was about to rise.
Every pony started to wake stretch and even had some fresh air for the great day. They all opened the windows and then they said good morning and hello sunshine.
You on the other hoof had woken up with all the ponies singing with joy. You tried to place your ears into that wonderful soft pillow of yours trying to go back to sleep. Equestria shook several times for you to wake up. Hearing every pony trying to knock on your doorstep. You went down stairs just to say one moment.
What truly happened at that point? The fandom will never know.
“I wish for some sleep.” You fell near the steps and took your nap there.
After a few hours have passed you wake up and head to the kitchen with expectations of a good meal or two.
You then headed upstairs back to your room where a nice outfit was waiting for you. Once you put it on and place your left hoof on the mini mirror next to the end table of your right. Your looks are outstanding. You then placed the mirror back, gave that great smile, and walked out of the room to prepare for the night.
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