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CHAPTER 1 - Life of the Party

Quick note: This is the first of three chapters of a story I'm still working on. There's a lot left to write and even more to edit, so the full story won't be uploaded until it's all complete. At that point, it'll go to a weekly schedule. If there's nothing in my bio that says otherwise, assume I'm still working on it and it hasn't been abandoned. For the rating, there's really nothing in these first three chapters that's explicit, but later ones will have some explicit content so eventually they'll all be marked as "adult" to be safe.

 

Gavin looked up at the massive tower, each of its shining windows in the night a taunting eye that judged his every move. An apartment complex, the building was technically called, but calling it that was the same as suggesting that there was no difference between sludge water and crystal clear, filtered water just because they were both water. As someone far more used to the former, he found it difficult to rationalize the idea that the place he was looking at was anything less than a castle of royals reaching high into the sky to give them a better look at the lowly peasants down below. Being tall himself at just over six feet, he wasn't used to being physically looked down on.

It felt highly unpleasant.

Still, he'd made sure he looked the part tonight. A crisp tuxedo, his best smile, and a light, confident walk he'd practiced endlessly would ensure he didn't stand out amongst the upper tiers of society. While his mind tried to remind him without end that he didn't belong there, he took each of those thoughts and tossed them out of a window higher than the ones in front of him. He had every right to attend, as much as anyone else that was going. If someone had a problem with it…well, he'd deal with that when it happened.

He followed a group of women up to the tower's glass revolving doors. They were chatting excitedly, though not about anything he felt he could relate to.

“Do you think the new owner is a beautiful young woman? Oh, I spent so long picking out the perfect dress for tonight, she'll have to notice me!"

“Who knows? It could be, or it could be a creepy old man. Honestly, I just want to know how they got everything set up so fast. A month ago, that penthouse was as empty as the bank account of that cashier who tried to take me to court the other day, and now it's bustling like someone's been living there for ages!"

“With enough money anything is possible, and if you live up there, you definitely have money. I had my vacation home in Barbados built in a week, I just had to make sure the builders were given enough compensation."

“...I would hire a few inspectors, Margaret."

“Oh, I did! I hired twenty different ones, in fact! All said it was the most marvelously built home they had ever seen! Maybe there really is something to those calls for paying workers more!"

“Don't tell that cashier, he'll start getting ideas!"

The reception area alone seemed determined to scare away any of the peasants who hadn't been intimidated by the exterior. Aside from being larger than his own apartment, the floor was so spotless and shiny that Gavin felt guilty just walking on it. The group of women ahead of him didn't seem to care, however, and strutted up to the reception desk ahead. Circular with dark, pristine wood, it stood in the center of the room with attendants facing all directions. While he waited for them to finish their business, Gavin took in the rest of the reception area. It had a waiting area back and to the right with plush chairs, bookcases, and pitchers of clear water and bowls of light snacks on small tables next to them. A few potted plants had been placed around it, as well as by the reception desk, though they were short and none of them looked like they would reach past his stomach. Hanging above from some kind of wire was a massive piece of abstract art Gavin didn't understand but assumed had a meaning, probably, so he would be better off not asking unless he wanted to feel stupid. To the left were the elevators where the “royals" living in the complex were coming and going without a care. A small queue had formed outside them, likely all people heading to the same place Gavin was. He saw a door marked “Stairs" near the back, and a few other unmarked doors scattered around that were probably only for staff.

Finally done, the group of women moved on. Gavin smiled and approached the receptionist, a rather short wolf. She looked tired, and though she smiled back, he could see each of her movements was slow and forced.

“Welcome to Kingsview. May I ask who you're visiting tonight?" she asked.

“Of course. I'm here for the party on the top floor. I have an invitation," he said, pulling a sealed envelope out of his pocket.

She nodded. “Of course. Just write your name, date of birth, and address in the guest book, then head over to those elevators and take them up. There's someone up there who'll check your invitation."

“Perfect, thank you," he said politely. He stowed the invitation and scribbled a name, birthday, and address in the guest book.

Gavin Ashworth.

3/15/1995.

72 Main Street.

He smiled at her. “I hope you have a wonderful rest of your night!"

The receptionist eyed the crowd behind him. “...you too. Thank you!"

He caught up to the group of women who were laughing daintily amongst themselves about something or other. He didn't really care to find out what and assumed doing so would only be an unpleasant experience. He entered the elevator with them and pushed himself into the corner while watching the floor counter go up, and up, and up…

Finally, the doors opened into a small room with two doors, one on the right and another ahead. Standing in front of the door ahead and flanked by potted plants on either side was a thin fox. With pristine, blindingly white fur, a flawless face, kind smile, and gentle eyes, one of which was icy blue and the other emerald green, he was impossibly beautiful and even more impossibly perfect. His hair was a little long, just enough to tie up in the back, and though it could easily fall into his eyes, it refused to get in the way no matter how much he moved his head. He wore a black coat with a long tail and a perfectly tailored suit under it, and although he carried himself as though he had done this job for many years, he couldn't have been older than thirty or so which put him at only a couple of years ahead of Gavin. Four years ahead, he guessed.

“Good evening," the man said, bowing. He spoke with a posh, remarkably clear British accent. Maybe the new owners were British, he figured, or could you import butlers? “You all look quite lovely tonight. Might I have your names so that I can cross them off the guest list?"

“Well, aren't you a nice man," said one of the women playfully. “And so young for your role, too! How old are you, handsome?"

“I am thirty-one years old, my good lady," he answered. “Your names, please."

Gavin smirked. Four years, on the dot.

The women listed them one-by-one. He recognized a few of the last names, one of which belonged to a family that owned a major grocery store chain in the city. Another belonged to the wife of a man he knew owned a number of for-profit prisons. He couldn't put his finger on where he had heard the last name, though he felt like she had something to do with technology.

The fox took out a piece of paper from his coat pocket and examined it for a second before nodding. “Ah, there you are. On behalf of My Lord, I bid you the warmest of welcomes."

“And just who is your lord?" one of the women teased.

“Only the most wonderful, generous man I've ever had the pleasure to meet," he smiled. “Please enjoy yourselves, and let me know if there is anything I can do for you."

The women slipped past him. It was now Gavin's turn. He straightened his jacket and stepped forward, his hands clasped behind his back.

“Good evening, sir. May I have your name, please?" the man asked.

“Good evening. My name is Gavin Ashworth," said Gavin.

“Mr. Ashworth? Let's see…Mr. Gavin Ashworth, jaguar with black fur, short red hair, gold eyes…"

Was it normal to keep notes about guest appearances? Gavin had no idea but found it slightly creepy regardless.

He shook his head. “I'm sorry, sir, but I don't see you on the list nor do I see anyone with your description. If you are not on here, I'm afraid I cannot let you in. It is a private affair, after all."

Gavin reached into his pocket and pulled out the invitation. He handed it over with a smile. “I figured that would be the case. You see, I'm a friend of Edward Coil's grandson. Mr. Coil couldn't make it, so he asked his grandson to go. When he wasn't interested, they asked me to come instead since they knew I enjoy such grand parties, and…well, to be honest, my living circumstances don't give me the chance to go to things like this very often. This is the invitation you had sent him."

“Ah, Edward Coil, founder of the Spiral Candy Company. I do remember extending an invitation to him." The man opened the letter. “...everything here seems to be in order. This is, indeed, Mr. Coil's invitation, and it's true I never received confirmation from him that he was coming. I wondered why, but this would certainly explain it. It's strange, though…I was not aware he had a grandson." He peered at Gavin over the top of the paper. “Mainly because Mr. Coil never married, and so he has never had children."

“Yes, he has never married, but…" Gavin grimaced, looked back to make sure there was at least some distance between them and the next person waiting in line, and then beckoned for the man to come closer while speaking his next words quietly. “You know how young men can be sometimes. He might have had a few…experiences in his younger days. He's got a number of children and grandkids, but he doesn't like to make it public. He doesn't want to tarnish his wholesome image. Imagine the scandal if everyone knew that he had illegitimate children." He paused. “Um…please don't tell anyone. I'm not actually sure I should have told you that."

The fox looked over the invitation once more. “My silence is guaranteed, sir. Very well, you may enter. I will hold onto this as you no longer need it. Please give my regards to Mr. Coil when you next see him, and enjoy yourself while you're here. That is the entire reason you came, after all."

He didn't like the fox's expression, and he felt tiny as those cold eyes seemed to pierce right through him even though he knew he hadn't done anything to earn it. Not only that, the longer he stayed around the man, the more uncomfortable Gavin felt. It was like something in the back of his mind was desperately trying to get his attention, but he couldn't remotely figure out what he was supposed to be paying attention to.

Ignoring the strange sensation, Gavin forced another smile, thanked him, and stepped past him into the penthouse.

“Woah…" he said under his breath. Just like the reception area, the next room alone was bigger than his entire apartment; immediately to the left was a bar stocked so fully that there wasn't a single spot open on the racks hung on the wall and manned by a cheerful male hyena, although Gavin was positive he couldn't put a name to a single bottle. He doubted dollar store wine was being carried, after all. Nearby, a long table had been set up and stacked with mounds of food from which someone would occasionally take miniscule amounts from. Some of it, he recognized. Some, he could only guess as none of it was labeled.

Straight ahead, past a few strange paintings Gavin couldn't make sense of and a few more plants, there were two ways to go: to the left was a room with an open arch as a door. Inside, he found a few guests politely relaxing on the plush sofas (as there were two, one facing the doorway and another facing the TV hung on the wall to the right). Behind them, he saw two bookcases filled with books he doubted he was smart enough to read, though a few guests seemed to have the required intelligence and were already reading. A miniscule bathroom connected to the room on the far left side, barely large enough to do what one needed to do. He'd expected rich people to have enormous bathrooms, but maybe the stereotype was just that.

Leaving the living room (at least, he assumed that's what it was even though there was probably some fancy name for it), he took the other path forward and came to another living area. This one was about twice the size of the other and far more open; towards the back, there was another sofa and a glass coffee table placed in front of a massive wall of glass that allowed a clear view over the entire city. He made his way over and looked out, which was a mistake; although he wasn't afraid of heights, he still felt a little dizzy being this high up. The cars below were little more than tiny dots of light going in various directions, and even his eyes, sharp as they were, couldn't see the details of anyone on the streets or sidewalks. They were simply tiny little blobs, going about their tiny little blob days. Maybe that was why rich people were the way they were. It was easy to forget those blobs were people from up here.

Moving on from the nausea inducing sight (and thoughts), he continued to explore. A staircase with white steps and shining silver handrails spiraled up to the second floor but had a rope and sign over the front that read, “No entry, please". Past that to the right when facing the penthouse's entrance was another hallway that led to an extravagant bedroom presumably no one was using, otherwise it wouldn't be open, and a glass door to an outside patio, though “garden" might be more appropriate. An arch covered in vines and flowers the moment he opened the door, tables with umbrellas next to a graceful fountain, hedges and flowers forming paths, and even a hot tub overlooking the city made it somewhere he could definitely see people wanting to spend their free time. It was a little cold to spend too long outside at the moment, though, and there seemed to be an endless stream of strong wind for some reason which only made it worse.

Back in the main living room, another open arch on the right side led to an extravagant dining room. The table had a cloth that was so white and pristine it was almost blinding, and a few cabinets with decorative plates and cups stood against the walls. He'd never understood the point of that. If you had something fancy, why not use it? The dining room then connected to a kitchen with multiple stoves, sinks, and fridges (all of which being highly polished). Whatever the occasion, there was easily enough power in the room to handle any dining needs.

Having seen all there was to see on the current floor, he made his way back out to the main living area. Getting a closer look at the upper floors wasn't an option, so instead Gavin made his way back to the table of food. Even if he didn't know what most of it was, he had to admit that it all looked utterly delicious, and very little of it was food he could get anywhere else as his budget often limited him to the local fast food restaurant, and that was if he was lucky-

“Oh, I'm so sorry!" he said quickly as he accidentally bumped shoulders with a young man in a tuxedo. He was a cheetah, about Gavin's age and just slightly shorter. Unlike everyone else, his face was pleasant and relaxed, like he was actually enjoying himself and not simply there to check off a box.

“No worries!" he said with a wink. Even his voice was carefree. Before Gavin could say anything else, the young man had already walked off and vanished into the crowd.

“...huh," said Gavin. He had a strange feeling about the encounter. It was odd seeing someone so different from how the others in attendance were acting.

Still, he decided to let it go and continue what he was doing. He doubted he'd see him again, after all. There were too many people here, and he wasn't even sure how long he'd stay. More importantly, it'd been a while since he'd eaten. Although it didn't look like the food was going anywhere, especially with how little everyone else was taking per plate, he figured he might as well eat now in case he couldn't later. He then noticed a massive serving platter of what looked like small black pearls next to stacks of crisp, fresh bread. Gavin hesitantly approached, wondering if this was the “caviar" he sometimes heard about. He had never understood why anyone would want to eat fish eggs, and they certainly did not look appetizing.

“What are you waiting for? They're going to hatch with how long you've been standing there!"

Gavin jumped slightly, thankful he was not close enough to the table to knock something over. A young woman had approached him. Her wavy light blue gown shimmered in the light as though made of water, and her fur was a deep gold. Although she was extraordinarily beautiful, he could not quite tell if she was a canine or feline. She seemed to have aspects of both, with her delicate facial features resembling a feline but her ears and tail being closer to that of a canine. However, unlike Gavin's, her nails were carefully cut close to her finger and not remotely sharp.

“Oh, both my father and mother have softer facial features that resemble felines, so even though I'm not one, it does give me that appearance to a degree" she explained, noticing his confused stare. “I get that look a lot, but I'm quite used to it by now. Genetics are rather strange, yes?"

“Yes…I suppose they are," Gavin replied.

“Well? Are you going to eat or not?" she asked, pointing to the caviar. “Surely you didn't come all this way to not eat anything. You have tried caviar before, I assume?"

“Oh, yes!" Gavin lied. “Of course I have! It's quite wonderful."

The woman smirked. “Well then, what are you waiting for? I promise it isn't poisoned. Well, I suppose I don't know that for sure, but if it makes you feel better I'll go first."

She grabbed a piece of bread and placed some caviar on top, closing her eyes as she took a bite. “Mmm…delicious! I do love caviar…ah, and there does not seem to be any poison. Your turn!"

Cursing this woman, he took some bread and attempted to mimic the amount of caviar she had served herself. The smell was not nearly as heavy as he expected; there was only the slightest hint of oil upon the black eggs. He took a deep breath, bit into the bread…and was pleasantly surprised. It was not something he felt was worth the hype, but he couldn't help but think that it wasn't bad at all. It didn't taste as fishy as he had thought it would, and instead it gave a pleasant, buttery sensation that lingered on his tongue after the pearls had been swallowed.

“See? I told you it was fine," the woman giggled. “I must admit, this is the first time I've had beluga caviar, but it lives up to its reputation."

Gavin nearly choked on his second bite. “B-beluga!? Like the whale!?"

The woman stared at him before laughing quite daintily. “Oh, no! Are you new to this? Just recently got your inheritance, maybe? I'll enlighten you, then: there are various types of caviar, but beluga caviar comes from the beluga sturgeon, not the beluga whale. Besides, whales are mammals, remember? They don't lay eggs. I hope your parents didn't pay too much for whatever private school you attended as it does not seem to have done much for you."

He knew, of course, that whales did not lay eggs. Even he wasn't that unintelligent, but the name (as well as the fact that caviar was not as distasteful as he expected it'd be) threw him off guard.

“Yes, I know. I was just rather amazed at finally getting the opportunity to try it. Like you, I've never had the chance. I…did not come into my inheritance, no," he sighed. “My friend's grandfather was invited, but he didn't want to come, so he gave the invitation to my friend. When he didn't want to come, they gave it to me. I'm embarrassed to say this, but I come from…very modest means, let's say, so I'm still new to all of this. Perhaps you could show me how it's all done?" he asked.

“I would be delighted to! And please, there's no shame in having a modest life. Honestly, some of us could do with a reminder as to what it's like. Oh, but I would suggest finishing that first. Even amongst the upper class, beluga caviar is rare," she said.

“Oh? How come?"

“Well, it's actually illegal for anyone to sell it in this country except for one specific company. For reasons you can probably guess, it was overfished, so it's more expensive and harder to obtain than other types because of that. Most of us don't mind the price, of course, but Ossetra caviar is quite similar in taste and easier to acquire, so there generally is no reason to choose beluga caviar over Ossetra." She sighed happily. “Although, now that I've tried it, I'm beginning to understand why it's coveted…"

Even though he was positive he did not want to know the answer, he asked, “...so how much is beluga caviar, anyway?"

“Oh, not that much all things considered. I believe the current market price is somewhere around $150 per ounce."

Gavin nearly choked on his final bite of caviar. “$150 per ounce?"

“I know! It's much cheaper than you would expect, right?" said the woman earnestly. “A pound of it is only about $2,500! You'd think for such a rare delicacy, it would cost far more-oh. Right. Modest means. I guess that's quite a lot in your case. I apologize."

He stared in disbelief at the massive mound of caviar. Just the amount in front of him cost several thousand dollars, and there was probably more in a storeroom somewhere in case they ran out during the night. What the host had spent on caviar alone was enough for him to eat semi-healthy meals for an entire year or even pay rent for a while if he did it right, and they were spending it as though it were nothing.

Gavin bowed politely to the woman. “It's alright. Since I'm new to this sort of thing, I want to take this chance to learn all I can. I would be honored if someone as prestigious, and dare I say beautiful, as you would show me around. Please, instruct me regarding how I should behave now that I'm among the more elite members of society."

“Oh, you're quite the charmer, aren't you?" she giggled. “Shame I'm not into men, but if I were, that certainly would have worked on me. Very well. Follow me, we'll stop by the parlor first," she said. “Oh, and my name is Olivia, by the way. Olivia Fuentes. I'd ask if you've heard of me, but I feel it is best to assume you haven't. I own Crystal Springs, one of the largest landscaping companies in the world. We specifically do architectural landscaping, creating parks and roads, decorating the outside of buildings, that sort of thing. I also work for another organization in my spare time, but you certainly haven't heard of it. They're a bit of a ghost in the business world, but the work is important nonetheless. What's your name?"

Gavin smiled. “My name. Right. It's Gavin Ashworth," he said. “I wish my family was anything to talk about. The highest position anyone's achieved was assistant manager at a department store. Um…I'm sorry if this is rude, but aren't you quite young to own your own company?"

Olivia wagged a finger at him teasingly. “Uh-uh-uh. Rule number one, Mr. Ashworth. Don't assume anything about anybody. You never want to get on someone's bad side on this end of the economic ladder, and assuming things about them will often do just that. When facing someone more powerful than you are, you simply agree with what they tell you without hesitation…and then plot their downfall in your spare time. Now, come with me. We need something before we enter the parlor."

“What would that be?"

She led him over to the bar and examined the bottles closely. “Wine. Let's see…Tusk Estate, a few Ghost Horse Vineyards, quite lovely, I've always been partial to Fantome but I suppose Spectre is a valid choice. What else do we have-"

Olivia froze. She pointed to one of the dark colored bottles and asked the bartender if she could see it. He held it out to her, and she carefully took it in her hands, staring intensely at it. Gavin saw nothing unremarkable; it didn't even have a label on the front, though there was one wrapped around the bottle's neck. From where he was, he could just barely make out the words “Goût Américain" on one side and “Heidsieck" on the other once she had turned it.

“Uh…gout? Isn't that a disease? I wouldn't drink that," said Gavin.

She looked up with surprise as though she had forgotten he was there. “No, no. It's French for 'American Taste'." She returned her attention to the bottle. “Goût Américain…what a fool…" she muttered.

“Is it…any good?" Gavin asked.

She immediately put the bottle down.

“No. We'll find something else."

Her sudden reaction startled him. Why had she suddenly become so defensive about wine? Was it really all that important to choose the correct one?

“Do you prefer white or red wine?" she asked.

Although he actually did have an answer, he wasn't sure it was the correct one. Noticing his hesitation, Olivia laughed.

“There is no wrong choice at the moment," she assured him. “Now, should you decide to eat, your choice of wine would dictate what you serve yourself. Take a glass of white wine and some steak, and you will often get some strange looks. Choose red wine and a light meat such as chicken, and people will wonder if you know what you're doing. The rules are rather complicated, I admit, especially since there are exceptions to what I just said, but you'll learn them in time. A good starting point is to pair red wines with darker, fattier meats and white wines with lighter meats and creamy or sweet dishes. So, what do you prefer?"

“I actually really like red wines, but that makes sense now that you've explained the rules to me. I enjoy fattier meats, you see. Steak, ribs, that sort of thing, and I'm not really a fan of chicken. While I rarely drink wine with my meals, perhaps I made the connection on my own without realizing it," he said.

Olivia smiled and examined the bottles again. She soon asked for a glass of red wine that Gavin figured was probably worth more than he was. “Here we are. I see the host put out a Merlot. Not what I would call 'high-class', but Miani is close enough for our purposes, and it may be best to start you off with something less…complex. I'm partial to white wines, myself, so I'll have…ah! Romanée-Conti! I haven't had that in ages, that'll do nicely!"

Upon receiving her glass and looking at how Gavin was holding his as he took a sip, Olivia sighed and shook her head.

“No, no, no. Mr. Ashworth, I know you are new to this, but must I teach you everything?"

“What is it?" he asked. “I…am supposed to drink this, right?"

“Yes, but you're holding it by the bowl, not the stem."

“What does that have to do with anything?"

Olivia turned around and took a deep breath to compose herself. “I am far too generous for my own good…" she said quietly. She faced him once again. “Mr. Ashworth, red wines and white wines require different glasses, and then the different types of each require their own glasses as well. Further, you hold each glass in a specific way. Again, so as not to confuse you, simply remember that red wines require glasses with larger bowls, like what you are carrying. To do it correctly, carry it by the stem, not underneath the bowl; it's not brandy, for goodness sake. White wines require smaller, more slender bowls. There are specific exceptions, for example a chardonnay glass is wide, similar to a red wine glass, while a Bordeaux has a slimmer glass, and there are specific glasses for red wines as well…and I see I've already lost you, so just focus on the basics. Red wine, big glass. White wine, thin glass. Hold larger glasses by the stem. How you're holding it? Wrong."

Once she was satisfied that he held his drink correctly and instructed him on how to properly drink from it (she insisted it was important), she said they were finally ready to go to the parlor.

Gavin wondered what he'd gotten himself into as he followed Olivia into the parlor he'd briefly glanced at earlier. The sofa facing the entrance was now occupied by two people with rather enormous dresses while two others were absorbed in a game of chess, though why anyone would go to a party just to play chess was beyond him. A few simply stood about, chatting with each other. They mostly kept their voices down, though Gavin was able to catch a few bits of conversation. Something about their wife's jewelry going missing the other day and they suspected the maid, or how their employees were asking for more pay again. Nothing particularly relevant.

“So, Mr. Ashworth. Here is your first formal lesson," said Olivia. “Do me a favor and tell me what you notice about this parlor."

It didn't take long for Gavin to figure out what she meant; every so often, even if they were in the middle of a sentence, people's eyes would dart towards the two of them for just a second, or they would move their heads to scratch the side and make a cursory glance as they did so. It was not just towards them, however, as further observation revealed that this happened to the others in the room. For whatever reason, every person present was carefully watching everyone else, and they did not want to make it obvious.

“They're all watching us…and each other. Why?" Gavin asked, making sure to keep his voice quiet.

“Very good, you picked it up much faster than I had anticipated," said Olivia, just as quietly. “You see, there are two types of people in this world: people who can get you what you want, and people who can get in your way. You can never know which someone will be at first, and when you're in a powerful position, there's a lot to lose if you make even a single mistake. Therefore, you have to keep a close eye on the people around you and learn what they're thinking before they even think it. Quickly, take a sip of your drink, just like I showed you. It's been too long since you have, and they'll suspect you otherwise."

Gavin calmly drank some of his wine. He was no stranger to having all eyes on him, but he found it rather ridiculous that he was being forced to play such an unnecessarily complex game when there was truly no need for most of the things he had been taught.

“I see that look on your face, Mr. Ashworth," Olivia smiled. “You're rather irritated with all of this. I understand."

“With as much respect as I can give, I'm not sure you do," Gavin replied. “Isn't this exhausting, having to live every day seeing everyone else around you as an enemy that could destroy your entire life if you screw up just once? Isn't it tiring having to play these meaningless games just to be given some level of arbitrary acceptance? Why would you choose to live this way when you can easily have a comfortable, relaxing life?"

“Very few of us do. This is the game we are born into, and so it's one we learn how to play very quickly whether we want to or not," she answered. “On that note, let's move on to lesson number two." She cleared her throat and spoke her next words at a normal, if not slightly louder than usual, volume. “Tell me, what do you know about the owner of this penthouse?"

“Not much," he said, assuming he should stop whispering as well. “Like I said, my invitation wasn't even meant for me; I acquired it through a friend who gave it to me. All I know is that this place hadn't been occupied for ages, and now it looks like it had never been abandoned at all."

“Fascinating. That aside, this truly is lovely weather we're having, is it not?" Olivia asked.

“...what?"

She glanced at the others around her before leaning in. “Lesson one-and-a-half, I suppose: if something doesn't make sense, roll with it until it does." She returned to her former position. “Yes, this weather is truly spectacular. I heard we were supposed to get rain this weekend, but it seems we're in for a lot of sun."

“Um…yes, I did hear that. It's a shame, really, I quite enjoy rainy days. It's very relaxing," said Gavin, not sure what he was supposed to be getting from this.

Olivia nodded. “I cannot argue with you there. It is quite nice to listen to the sound of the rain outside. Sitting by the fire with a nice book and a cup of tea while it rains is truly one of life's greatest pleasures."

Gavin paused. Why did she emphasize the word “listen"? Was he supposed to be getting something from her words?

Or, perhaps, it was not her that he was supposed to be listening to.

“Yes, I quite agree. I haven't had the chance to pick up a book recently, though. Have you read anything good lately?" he asked. Right before Olivia answered, Gavin's ears perked up as he heard a small piece of the conversation from another group in the room.

“...might as well have been fixed up overnight."

“No, sadly," Olivia sighed. “It's hard to find time to read these days. What about you?"

“...haven't met them, even though I've been here since the event began."

Gavin tried to think of the most high-class book he could. “Hmm…well, I did recently pick up Pride and Prejudice again. I think it's charming in its own way."

Olivia gave him a look that plainly said, “Seriously?" but she chose to not voice her thoughts, instead saying aloud, “I agree, it was quite the delightful book. I find it humorous how Elizabeth would likely sell Mr. Darcy for a piece of toast and yet he is convinced her attitude means she is madly in love with him."

“...can't even afford this place, so if I can't, who is it that could?"

“From my experience, men tend to take any kind of attention as a sign that you're in love with them," said Gavin.

“I wouldn't know, but that sounds utterly dreadful," she laughed. “Then again, I suppose women can be just the same. I can name several who fit that description off the top of my head. Still, I'm sorry, Mr. Ashworth. I'm sure you'll find a good man someday. Perhaps he's closer than you think."

...invited the most powerful people around and won't even grace us with their presence."

Gavin took another sip of his wine. “Somehow, I doubt that. Besides, dating is too much of a hassle, so I've more or less given up on it. It's the single life for me."

Who in the world invited us here?"

Olivia smirked. “As long as it's your decision and not a choice you feel has been forced on you." She drank some more wine and casually glanced around the room. “Well, Mr. Ashworth? Did you get everything you needed out of this conversation?"

“I believe I did," Gavin responded carefully.

“Good. Follow me and we'll discuss it further."

Now back in the main living room where it was easier to have their own conversation without being overheard, as well as harder to overhear anyone else's conversations, Olivia turned to him and smiled.

“I hope you enjoyed your lesson. You can always pick up information if you just head to where people are relaxing and pretend you aren't listening. If you do it right, you can even subtly push them into talking about what you need. It was easy this time, most of them were curious about it anyway, but it won't always be that simple. So, what did you learn?" she asked.

“No one knows who owns this place," said Gavin. “They received invitations, but my guess is they'd either never heard of the person who signed them or there was no signature at all. Seems kind of odd, coming to a party of someone you've never even heard of, but I'm starting to learn that rich people don't always view things the way a normal person does."

Olivia crossed her arms. “And what does that mean?"

“Oh, nothing! I'm sorry, that came out wrong!" said Gavin quickly.

“Don't worry about it. I was kidding, you're right that many people of higher status are rather ridiculous. Anyway, what else did you learn?"

“It sounded like this place is so expensive that even rich people can't afford it."

“It is. It took a while for me to even get the cost, and I had to sit down for a moment when I finally did. I'm far from struggling financially, but it's a bit costly even for me. Now, put all of it together. What does it mean?"

Gavin shrugged. “I have no idea. An abandoned penthouse with a rather high cost, even to the rich, is suddenly rejuvenated, and the owner throws a party for the most influential people they can find. These people show up, but the owner refuses to make themselves known. If I had to guess, they're either a charitable recluse or someone with a superiority complex who wanted to announce that they've arrived but that feels everyone else isn't worth their time."

“Pardon me. I hope I'm not interrupting."

As though he had appeared out of thin air, the fox from earlier was now standing beside them, his hand over his heart. He bowed his head to the two of them.

“Of course not," said Olivia. “Is there something you need, sir?"

“Not exactly, I had simply come over to tell you that we have procured a rather rare white wine this evening, and as I had taken it upon myself to learn as much as possible about our guests tonight, I discovered that you had a fondness for them. Would you perhaps like to try it, Miss Fuentes?" he asked.

“I most certainly would! Please excuse me, Mr. Ashworth. We'll continue our lessons later, though I admit, you're quite promising. We'll make a socialite out of you soon enough," said Olivia.

The fox bowed to Gavin again. “Please excuse us, and take this as an opportunity to get to know your surroundings. There is much to see, after all."

He led Olivia over to the bar, leaving Gavin alone. Now that the butler and Olivia were occupied, his eyes drifted to the stairs and the minor barrier blocking them. His curiosity getting the better of him, and getting tired of the constant noise, he calmly went over to it, unhooked the rope, and stepped onto the staircase. He then reattached it and proceeded up the stairs while keeping an eye on the butler who was still occupied with Olivia. He'd learned a long time ago that it was easy to get away with almost anything as long as it was done with confidence. On the off chance anyone he didn't already know was even paying attention to him, they'd probably just think he was asked to go up there.

The second floor, having no guests, was far more peaceful than the first though no less fancy; straight ahead, through another wall of glass, was a deck and an outdoor pool. He couldn't begin to guess how that worked or how much effort it was to get all that water up there, but he'd never been one for swimming, so he was hardly an expert. Behind him was a small seating area looking over the city, again making it all too easy to forget that the miniscule blips of light below weren't just insects scurrying about. Whoever the owner was, they clearly liked looking down on people. On the left and right were hallways, and by the right hall there was a small alcove with a sofa and a massive TV. Why someone needed more than one television, he couldn't begin to guess. The left hallway didn't help; through there he found what he assumed was a room specifically for video games with, yet again, a massive TV and countless shelves of games. He knew almost nothing about video games, but he knew enough to tell some of them were for consoles decades old, and looking a little more revealed a cabinet filled with said consoles as well as newer ones. This came as somewhat of a surprise, especially since none of the consoles were covered in dust which meant they were in active use. It made sense for them to be a collector, probably, but someone who clearly enjoyed playing them wasn't quite what he expected.

Moving on to the right hallway, Gavin found a completely empty room, another alcove with a staircase to a third floor (how many floors did this place have?), and a set of glass doors leading to another small deck. He'd just considered going upstairs when the reality of the situation hit him: at a party filled with some of the richest people around, how could there be no one to keep the guests in line? How could there be no obvious security systems? Even middle-class houses all had that rather alarming doorbell that spied on anyone who approached these days, yet he'd seen nothing of the sort so far. Cameras could be hidden, of course, but surely there should, at the very least, still be some sort of security team for the event. They couldn't be in disguise; undercover officers were hardly as subtle as they wanted to believe they were. Besides, it'd make more sense to have someone guarding the stairs in case they tried to do exactly what Gavin just did, but there was nothing stopping him except a flimsy rope.

That being said, it was better to not push his luck. Although it wasn't like he had plans to do anything the owner would find distasteful, it would be hard to convince them of this if he were caught. So, instead of going upstairs, he went back to the stairs leading down-

“...huh?"

On the right, just before the stairs, was a door he didn't remember seeing when he came up. It looked perfectly normal, which may have been why it escaped his notice. In a place where everything was extravagant, a normal-looking door would be the last thing he wanted to look at. Since he was already there, he reached for the door's handle-

Suddenly, a flash of silver raced towards him. He looked up, panicking, and saw the cheetah he had bumped into earlier was now holding onto his arm with a surprisingly strong grip. The silver, it turned out, came from a shiny ring on the middle finger of his right hand. Now that his senses were clearer from being away from the party, he could smell a light, comforting scent coming from the man. It was sweet, like freshly baked cookies on a cold winter day. With their close proximity, he was also able to see that the cheetah's eyes were, just like the fox's, differently colored with his left eye being green and his right eye being a very similar icy blue.

“The world's a weird place. Sometimes, it's better to let it stay that way," he said with a warm smile.

Stunned, all Gavin could do was nod.

The cheetah nodded as well, released Gavin's arm, and turned around, walking away with his hands in his pockets and his long tail swishing behind him with each step. It was only after he had gone down the hall and turned left before Gavin came to his senses.

“Wait! What do you mean?" he called out. He received no response. Gavin sprinted after him, but the man had vanished. Confused, he quickly checked the game room as well as the other hallway but found both completely empty.

“Where the hell did he go…?" he said to himself quietly.

Shaking his head to clear his thoughts, Gavin checked his watch. He had already spent far too long upstairs; any longer and the fox might become suspicious of his absence. He calmly descended the steps back to the first floor-

“Sir, may I ask what you were doing up there? The sign clearly says you are not permitted to enter."

The white fox stepped out from the space underneath the stairs just as Gavin had come back down. He did not seem angry, or confused, or even exasperated. Somehow, this did not make Gavin feel better.

“I'm so sorry," he said, doing his best to keep his voice steady. The events from earlier still had him shaken as much as he tried to force them from his mind. “I wasn't feeling well, so I was searching for a bathroom and when I didn't find one down here, I made my way upstairs."

“You do look a little off. Do you require medicine? Or perhaps some soda and a light snack to settle your stomach? I would be more than happy to fetch you whatever you need," said the fox.

“No, it's okay. I'm feeling a lot better now, but I appreciate it," said Gavin. “Do you know where Olivia is?"

“I believe she is in the parlor. It seems a young lady has caught her attention, so I would suggest leaving her be for now," he answered. “Oh and, by the way…" He pointed at the hallway to the right. “...there is a washroom over there. I cannot imagine how sick you must have been feeling if you missed one right in front of you. Are you sure you're alright?"

Gavin mentally punched himself for not coming up with a better lie, even if it seemed like it had gotten him out of trouble. “Yes, I'm fine. Thank you. I'd…better get back to the party."

The fox smiled politely and bowed with his hand over his heart. “Very good, sir. If you need anything, simply come find me and I will be glad to assist. I must attend to a matter upstairs, but I will be back down shortly."

Once back in the main area (and with another drink in hand, inside the correct glass this time), he stopped to think of his next move. He doubted he'd be able to get back upstairs again unnoticed, but his curiosity grew by the minute. Not only that, as much as he tried to force it out of his mind, he couldn't stop thinking about what had happened. Who was the man who had appeared so suddenly to stop him from entering, and where did he go? Were there secret passages?

“Not only that, why'd he have to be cute?" Gavin quietly grumbled to himself. This made it even harder to get the man's face out of his head. Especially his eyes, though it was odd that he had the same thing as the fox. What were the chances of that happening? Maybe that was why he was invited; the owner could have just thought it was funny he had the same eyes as his butler.

Shaking his head, he forced himself to put the man to the side and focus on why he was there in the first place. Maybe he could have Olivia show him around some more once she was done flirting, but he doubted she could get him upstairs. Everything else aside, he was simply too curious now and questions continued to appear despite his efforts to suppress them. For example, how did that man get up there without anyone noticing? He'd only managed it because the butler had been busy at the time. Besides, a second person going up would surely raise suspicion; if multiple people were seen going upstairs, wouldn't that signal that it might not really be off-limits? There were too many things left unanswered and unexplored. The question was how to fix that.

He once again pushed those thoughts to the side and pulled out his phone to send a quick text. A few moments later, it buzzed. He pulled it out again, read the message, and frowned. He replied, waited, and then read the next response. After a few moments of this, he sighed heavily. He put his phone back in his pocket and quickly left to sit in the much quieter room with the elevator just outside the living area. He collapsed to the floor and pulled his knees up to his chest.

It didn't take long for someone to notice his absence.

“Sir? Are you alright?" the fox asked gently. He closed the door behind him and folded his hands behind his back.

Gavin nodded. The fox approached him carefully.

“...are you sure? You seem more shaken than earlier."

“...I don't know," Gavin finally said. “I just…no, I don't want to bother you with this. You aren't here to look after me."

He crouched so that he was eye-level with Gavin. “Sir, I am here to ensure that each guest has a wonderful time. If your experience is less than stellar, I want to know how I can help."

Somehow, he made being comforting sound formal. Gavin wondered if he was always this stuffy or if he was simply very good at his job.

“It's not the party, it's…my mom," he muttered. “...here. Just read it."

Gavin pulled out his phone and showed it to the fox, a series of messages already pulled up with the recipient on the top reading, “Mom".

Gavin: I forgot to mention earlier, but I'll be out late tonight. Just wanted to let you know.

Mom: Where the fuck are you?

Gavin: I'm at a party. Mr. Coil's grandson gave me an invitation since his grandfather didn't want it.

Mom: Are you fucking kidding me?

Gavin: What?

Mom: You know, this is why I wish I never had a child. All you do is drain money from me and give nothing in return. All your father and I wanted was for you to spend one fucking night at home.

Gavin: Mom, you didn't tell me you wanted me home tonight.

Mom: Why the fuck should I have to tell you to spend some damn time with your family for once?

Gavin: I try! Every time I do, you either ignore me or insult me! I thought you'd like me being away for once!

Mom: Don't you dare talk to me that way, you ungrateful shit! I never wanted you, you know! I didn't have to keep you, I could have given you away, but no! I had to be a good person, and now look where I am!

Gavin: …

Mom: If I was going to have a kid, I just wanted a son that doesn't treat his mother like garbage! Silly me for having high hopes!

Gavin: …okay, you know what? I'm done. I'm done taking this from you. You aren't going to speak to me that way. I'm 27 years old, I'm not a child anymore.

Mom: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TALK TO ME HOWEVER YOU WANT AND WALK AWAY? Well, it's a good thing you aren't taking it because there's nothing else left for you to take anyway!

Gavin: …what?

Mom: You want to be on your own so bad? You want to do whatever you want? Fine. Don't come home tonight. Or ever again. Everything here is now ours.

Gavin: What??

Mom: Don't you “what" me! This is what you want, so I'm more than happy to oblige!

Gavin: You're kicking me out!? Mom, please! You don't have to do this!

Mom: Don't waste your time. If I ever see you around here again, I'm calling the police.

Gavin: Mom, I have nowhere to go!

Mom: Well maybe you should have thought about that before you scorned your poor, generous mother! This conversation is over, and if you message me again, I'm telling the police you're harassing me.

“...oh, dear," said the fox. “I apologize if it is out of line for me to say, but what a horrid woman."

“No, you're right. She's terrible, she's always been terrible!" Gavin exclaimed, slamming his fist down. Predictably, a jolt of intense pain shot throughout his entire arm.

“What about your father? Surely he would object to this."

Gavin laughed bitterly while rubbing the side of his fist that had struck the floor. “You're joking, right? He's as bad as she is. Worse, in some aspects. But I guess that doesn't matter now…not like I'll see them again." Gavin turned away before the fox could see the first tears leave his eyes. “I'm s-sorry…I know you d-don't want to hear about all this…"

“No, it's quite alright. What will you do? Are there any friends or family you could stay with?" he asked.

“I wish, but…no. I never had any friends, my mom made it difficult to keep them, and by now, I'm sure she'll have called all our family members to tell them to not let me stay with them. I just…I don't know what to do. I have nowhere to stay, no money…I'll probably be dead on the side of the street in a week." He laughed again. “But maybe then my mom will finally be happy with me! Maybe then I'll finally have done something right in her eyes!"

The fox stood up. “Please, wait here," he said. He then went back into the manor and returned a few moments later. “I have spoken to My Lord, and he has decided you may stay here for as long as you wish."

Gavin froze for just a second, positive he didn't just hear what he thought he did.

“That's incredibly generous, but…I couldn't," he mumbled. “I don't want to be a burden."

The fox shook his head. “Did you forget this is a penthouse? Needless to say, money and space are hardly issues. Besides, My Lord is…rather unique. I daresay that you have no choice in the matter now that he has learned you have no other option."

Hoping he wasn't now in the plot of a horror movie, Gavin wiped the remaining tears away and smiled. “I don't know what to say. You're really sure it's okay for me to stay here?"

“Quite sure indeed, sir. You may use one of the guest rooms. I believe the one on the third floor will be suitable. I will ensure it is ready for your arrival later tonight and contains the necessities given you are lacking in any possessions. For now, please enjoy the rest of the party." He opened the door to the main area again, looking back one more time with a kind smile before entering.

“Oh, and welcome to your new home."

The moment he was gone, Gavin excitedly took out his phone.

Gavin: Guess what, mom? Remember how I said I'm at a party? Well it's at a big fancy penthouse, and when the owner found out what happened he agreed to let me stay here for a while!

Mom: Oh, so now you're taunting me? Whatever, like I care what you do now that you're not my problem anymore. Just make sure you're careful, boy. You wouldn't want to piss them off, because I'm sure no one else would take you in! This is the only chance you're going to get, so you'd better use it to shape up!

Gavin: Trust me, I have no intention of screwing this up.

Mom: Good. And when you're all done playing the “good boy", I'll be waiting for you to come crawling back to me. God, I can't wait for that day.

Gavin smiled and put his phone back in his pocket. He understood perfectly: this was the one chance he'd get, unexpected as it was. There was no turning back now, and no room for mistakes.

Still, as he returned to the party, he felt strange like he'd entered a dream that was too unrealistic even for a dream. Everything he saw, the parlor, the massive bedrooms, the hallways, they were all about to be part of his daily routine. Even if he didn't plan on staying for long, maybe a month or two at most, he was about to experience what it was like for someone who never had to worry about money, someone who could do whatever they wanted, when they wanted to do it. That just wasn't the kind of life someone like him got.

As much as he tried to resist, he couldn't help feeling excited.

“There you are, Mr. Ashworth!" said Olivia, approaching him with another drink in her hand. “Where have you been? It's not polite to keep a lady waiting, or do I have to teach you that as well?"

“I…wasn't aware I was supposed to come find you," said Gavin.

Olivia daintily placed a hand over her heart and gasped. “Mr. Ashworth! How incredibly rude! When you're with a lady for the evening, you don't simply leave her be! If I had a purse, I would surely smack you with it!"

“When you're together, perhaps, but we've already established that we're not quite each other's type. In fact, I heard from that fox that you were speaking to another young woman, so I decided to give you some time to yourself. Is it not proper to give a lady her privacy?"

She instantly dropped her shocked facade and laughed. “Oh, so it seems you're quite the gentleman when you want to be! I was joking, of course, but you recovered quite nicely. At least I don't have to teach you social etiquette. Really, though, where were you?"

“I was, um…outside. Something came up, and I needed a minute. Here." Gavin pulled out his phone and showed Olivia the texts. Her frown grew larger with each sentence she read.

“Well! I've never seen a woman quite so terrible!" said Olivia indignantly. “More importantly: are you alright, Mr. Ashworth? Do you need somewhere to lay your head for a while? You're welcome to stay with me for as long as necessary."

Confused as to why all of the rich people he'd met that night were absurdly generous, he said, “No, it's okay. Keep reading."

She continued, and her frown turned to bemusement. “...I see. So Alexander has already offered. Interesting."

“Who's Alexander? Is that this place's owner?" he asked.

“No, Alexander's the white fox. He's the personal butler to the owner."

For a moment, Gavin couldn't figure out why he felt something was off about what she said. It was only when he remembered their time in the parlor, and what he had learned while he was in there, that it hit him.

No one knows who the owner is.

“Olivia?"

“Mm?" she replied, swirling the liquid in her glass absentmindedly.

“How did you know that?"

Olivia paused, then smiled. “He told me his name when we were looking at the wine"

“I wasn't asking how you knew his name, I was asking how you knew it was Alexander that offered it to me. I didn't mention that in the text, I said it was the place's owner that offered but somehow you knew Alexander was the one to make the offer, not the owner."

She laughed softly. “Oh, Mr. Ashworth, don't tell me you're suspicious of me! How about this: I simply guessed as there is not a mortal soul in this house tonight who knows the identity of the person that lives here. There was no chance you had met them, so I assumed Alexander had asked on your behalf, and it seems I was correct. Is that a satisfactory answer?"

It wasn't, truthfully, but he had seen enough of Olivia to know he was outmatched should he attempt to take her on directly. Part of consistently winning fights is knowing the right time to strike and the right time to back off, which he had learned the hard way over several years. Right now, he knew, it was time to back off.

“I am. I apologize for coming off as rude, I've just had a bit of a long night. How long do these things usually last, anyway?" Gavin asked.

“Oh, usually until the next morning."

Excuse me?"

“I'm joking, Mr. Ashworth. My guess is that, without the host here to entertain everyone, it'll start to wrap up around midnight. Everyone should be gone within an hour after that."

To pass the time, he and Olivia sampled some of the other wines present. He was starting to get the hang of memorizing which wine went in which glass, something Olivia seemed quite pleased about. Afterwards, they returned to the parlor. This time, they didn't engage in espionage and simply played a few rounds of chess…after Olivia taught him how to play, of course.

“Checkmate again, Mr. Ashworth," she said, the clack of the piece against the wooden board once again signaling his defeat.

“I think I'm not cut out for this game," he sighed.

She shook her head. “It simply takes practice. To be honest, I'm hardly a chess expert…chess master? There's some name they have for people who are good at this game…oh, grandmaster!" She crossed her arms. “I will say, the move you made a few turns ago where you captured my queen caught me by surprise. While you don't seem unintelligent, I'm surprised at how quickly you adapt."

He shrugged. “I don't think I'm as skilled at that as it seems. I just got lucky and made a few good moves by chance."

“Chance…of course. I suppose the right move can happen at any time whether you're trying or not…and whether you expect it or not."

It turned out that Olivia was right; at almost exactly midnight, Gavin saw the first person leave the party. And then another, then another until only a few people remained, picking at the remaining food or finishing their drinks. He and Olivia stayed in the living room, chatting next to the mound of caviar that somehow seemed as high as it did when he arrived until they were the only ones left. Alexander entered the room and bowed to them both.

“It seems the night is coming to a close. I hope you enjoyed the party, Miss Fuentes," he stated. “Have a safe journey home, and please visit us again."

“Oh, I think that can be arranged. Especially since you've got a new resident," she smirked. Olivia set her empty wine glass down, curtsied to Alexander, waved to Gavin, and left the ballroom. Now that it was just him and Alexander alone in the massive room that had been thriving only an hour ago, he suddenly felt helpless. The silence was uncomfortable, almost unnerving. He'd have to get used to it, he assumed, since the place would likely be nearly empty most of the time, but he doubted it'd be easy.

“Allow me to show you to your room," he said, leading Gavin out of the living room. “I have arranged for new belongings, so do not worry about that. Should you require anything else, do not hesitate to ask as I am at your service at all hours of the day and night. If it is within my abilities, I will fulfill any desire you may have." He chuckled lightly, though he somehow still managed to sound stiff while he did. “And, if I may say so, it will be difficult for you to find a task that is not within my abilities."

“What's your role here, anyway? I think Olivia said you were the butler?" said Gavin.

Alexander nodded. “Indeed. I am the butler and sole servant of this household. My tasks range from cooking, to cleaning, to repair. I also handle scheduling, ordering tools and supplies, and anything else My Lord requires of me. That being said, he is quite the capable man in his own right, so my services are more of a luxury than a necessity."

Although he now had many more questions, such as how in the world one person could oversee so many things for such a large penthouse, he knew he had to put them aside for now. Instead, Gavin asked, “So, your boss. What's he like? How come no one saw him tonight?"

“Oh, I wouldn't say that. I believe I saw him wandering about at one point," Alexander responded. Here, he began to choose his words carefully. “He certainly did not announce his presence, though. My Lord…is not the kind of person to stand in the spotlight. He likes to live on his own terms, to put it one way, and the opinions of others are more or less just a distraction."

“He sounds…formidable," said Gavin.

“...apologies, I know how it sounded. I appreciate your attempt to be polite, but I can tell you meant to say that he sounds cold and detached. That could not be further from the truth; My Lord is kind and generous, and I owe a great deal to him." For the first time, Alexander's voice shifted from gentle professionalism to having just a hint of excitement. “He is intelligent and hardworking. He sacrifices a great deal for others, even if they do not appreciate it. He is a wonderful man, one that I am eternally grateful to have as My Lord." Catching himself, Alexander cleared his throat and returned to his usual formal tone. “...but what I meant was that he enjoys life to the fullest, and he does not let anyone else stop him."

They went up the stairs on the second floor and paused at the top. Rather than lead to an entirely new set of rooms, they now stood in a small hallway with nothing but a set of double doors on the left.

“Here is your new room, Mr. Ashworth," said Alexander. “I hope it is to your liking. If it is too large, or the walk up to the third floor is too much, we can easily move you to one of the others on a lower floor. I know some people actually prefer less space."

“Oh, no! It's perfect, thank you!" said Gavin without thinking. Once again, Alexander stared at him with his penetrating eyes.

“Are you sure? You haven't even seen it yet," he said.

“Well…no, I haven't, but I just meant that anything is better than living on the street," he said. “...I feel like it's just starting to hit me that I'm technically homeless. It seems like it can't be real, like one of those things that always happens to someone else."

“Perhaps, but we are all someone else to someone else, Mr. Ashworth. The things we think could not possibly happen to us because they only happen to others are often what we end up experiencing, sometimes for worse but oftentimes for the better as well. In both cases, it's better to accept it rather than fight it."

He nodded. “It'll take some time to really believe that, but…you're right."

“Take all the time you need. This is a rather unusual situation, after all. In any case," Alexander continued, “it is quite late, so I will not keep you any longer. As I have not properly introduced myself, let me do so now." He raised his arm up and swept it across his body while bowing deeply. “My name is Alexander, and I am this fine home's butler. It is truly a pleasure to serve you. Oh, and on the note of introductions, My Lord said he will meet you formally tomorrow morning. He apologizes for not doing so at the party, but he had some business to take care of and found he had little time. Now, is there anything you require before you head off to bed? Some warm milk, perhaps? Or tea?"

Gavin was about to say that there wasn't, but the day's stress was starting to catch up to him. “Actually, some tea would be nice. It's been a bit of a day, so a cup of tea before bed sounds great."

Alexander bowed. “Very good, sir. I will have a cup of tea delivered to your room. How would you like it?"

“Um…hot?" Gavin answered tentatively.

“...thank you for clarifying that; it would be disastrous if I gave you iced tea, I suppose," he said. Gavin had a feeling he was being mocked. “What would you like in the tea, sir? Sugar, milk, cream…?"

Gavin's ears began to feel a bit warm. “Oh! I, uh…I like sugar in it. Sorry, I'm just…kind of tired."

Alexander bowed again. “No need to apologize, sir. I understand you've had a very long day. Now, let's see if your room is suitable, hm?"

Gavin nodded and entered the room. His room. He turned on the lights, and every muscle in his body instantly refused to move. This wasn't a room; it was practically an entirely separate house. Although the first floor (because the stairs on the other side of the room indicated there was another) was mostly a large, open space, it seemed to have everything one would need. To the left was another bar, but rather than have shelves of drinks behind it, there were counters, cabinets, a stove, a sink, and even a fridge. There was a square pit in the center of the room inside which was a long red couch surrounding a table with a vase of flowers on it, and like the living room on the first floor of the penthouse, there was a sitting area with several chairs facing a massive wall of glass. Another sofa faced the wall on the right where a massive TV had been hung up over a fireplace, and on the opposite end of the room from that, he saw a small open study with bookcases, a desk, and a computer.

Practically in a trance, he went upstairs and found a bedroom with the largest bed he'd ever seen, easily big enough for him to roll over several times in and still not reach the end. It faced another TV, this one on a fancy wooden stand, and had a small nightstand next to it on one side by a small window with light blue curtains and a polished wardrobe on the other. For some reason, there was also a mirror as big as the wall directly facing the bed. Ignoring this, Gavin went through the door to the side of the mirror and came to a fancy bathroom with both a glass shower stall and a brilliantly white tub that could easily fit two people. His shoes clacked against the immaculate marble floor, startling him out of his stupor. He quickly hurried back out and down the stairs where he found Alexander waiting by the door with his hands folded behind his back.

“I take it that everything is to your liking?" he asked.

“Uh-huh," was all he managed to say in response.

Alexander smiled. “Very good, sir. Your tea will be ready shortly. Oh, and I've taken the liberty of providing you with clothing as your current outfit is hardly suitable for sleep or everyday wear. You will find it in the wardrobe upstairs. There is also food in the fridge and cabinets should you become hungry during the night, as well as drinks." He bowed with his hand over his heart. “My Lord and I will see you tomorrow. Peaceful dreams, Mr. Ashworth."

He left the room. While the general discomfort from being around Alexander vanished, Gavin suddenly felt miniscule now that he was alone in the enormous bedroom. He lightly pinched himself, positive that something was wrong; he was dreaming, maybe, or someone would jump out from behind something and announce that it'd all been a prank. There was just no way he was currently standing in a bedroom larger than any house or apartment he'd ever lived in, and especially not one that was his…at least temporarily.

To distract himself, he went over to the fridge. Alexander said there was food inside, just a few small snacks probably but-

“...this can't be right," he said to himself, staring at the mound of food on each shelf; there were tubs of pasta and sauces, sandwich meats and cheeses, bread, and a few other things he couldn't identify like a tub labeled “hummus", whatever that was, in neat handwriting. And then there were the drinks: just in the fridge he saw countless cans of soda and bottles of juice and water. The cabinets had been filled to the brim as well, some with food like chips and bread but also protein shakes, sports drinks, and even an entire rack of spices, only a few of which he'd heard of. Between the cabinets and fridge, there was enough for at least a month. Maybe two if he rationed it out.

A yawn caught him off guard, reminding him of how exhausted he was. While the day hadn't gone exactly as planned, it still ended far better than he'd ever have expected. Tomorrow would probably be even more exhausting as he got used to living in such a large place for a while. If nothing else, he'd get some good exercise wandering around the place and taking so many stairs. Unfortunately, the stairs up to the bedroom felt endless at the moment, and when he finally arrived, he wanted nothing more than to collapse into the enormous bed and drift off. Still, Alexander was right; a tuxedo wasn't exactly made to sleep in. The problem was that he didn't have anything else, and he doubted whatever Alexander had given him would fit…

…is what he thought until he opened the wardrobe to find not only several suits but piles of neatly folded clothes, all various kinds from tank tops to long-sleeved shirts, shorts to jeans, casual to formal, and, somehow, all in his exact size.

“So that's what it's like to be rich and have a butler," he said, marveling at how unnaturally good at his job Alexander was. With just a quick look, he'd managed to know Gavin's exact clothing sizes including the size of his shoes. Then again, it wasn't like he'd met any other butlers; for all he knew, Alexander was terrible and a good one would have done twice as much.

He took a pair of sweatpants, a long t-shirt, and a pair of warm-looking socks from the pajama drawer and went into the bathroom to change. Here, Alexander had placed a toothbrush, three flavors of toothpaste, and floss on the sink while opening the cabinet underneath it revealed the fluffiest towels he had ever seen on one side and shampoos and soaps, all with different scents, on the other. The only thing he could possibly complain about was the mirror facing his bed. He'd just have to find a way to cover it. Maybe he could even ask Alexander to do it.

When he left the bathroom, he was surprised, and now feeling slightly suspicious, to see a cup of tea and a small plate of cookies had been placed on the nightstand. He hung up his tuxedo in the closet and picked up one of the cookies.

“How did he…?" Gavin muttered. He carefully sniffed it but didn't notice the scent of anything that would be out of place. Cracking it in half revealed nothing dangerous, only the melted carob chips forming strings between the two halves, so he took a small bite and waited. The lack of scent or immediately obvious foreign materials hardly meant anything, of course, but it never hurt to be careful. However, aside from experiencing what was probably the most warm, delicious cookie he had ever tasted, nothing happened. He repeated his examination with the drink but found that it, too, was nothing but a perfect cup of herbal tea. He couldn't figure out how Alexander had managed to get him tea and a plate of cookies in such a short time, or how he got up to the bedroom without Gavin hearing him, but the harder he thought about it, the more exhausted he became. He probably already had it prepared, Gavin assumed. That would make sense.

Deciding to worry about it another time, he finished his tea and cookies and, after brushing his teeth, climbed into bed. To Gavin's delight (and dismay), the bed itself was the perfect balance of squishy and firm, while the pillows supported his head in a way he didn't know pillows were capable of, meaning he would definitely struggle when he had to go back to sleeping in his regular bed when the time came. The sheets were blissfully silky and had a faint, pleasant floral scent that only made him even more tired.

While there was still a lot to be decided about how he'd handle the situation going forward, he decided that he'd make no progress at the moment with how tired he was. And so, Gavin pulled the covers up and finally allowed himself to fall into his usual uneasy sleep. Whatever was coming tomorrow would come no matter what, he knew. For better or worse, he'd just have to deal with it like he always had.

CHAPTER 2 - Clyde

Having forgotten to draw the curtains, he was awoken the next morning by the sunlight gently illuminating the room. Not wanting to get out of bed just yet, he drew the covers over his eyes and nearly let himself fall asleep again before sighing internally and begrudgingly pushing the blankets away. He wasn't there to lay around, after all.

He slowly got out of bed and went downstairs, rubbing his eyes. The view of the city below him in the daytime was just as incredible as it had been the previous night. He felt like a king surveying his subjects. He felt powerful. However, knowing he would be admiring the view all day if he didn't stop now, he instead went back upstairs and turned his attention to the wardrobe, intending to pick the fanciest clothes he could find for his meeting with the penthouse's owner. Although it was all quite luxurious, he decided on a plain black suit, though he went with a vest instead of the jacket; he'd seen it on TV a few times and liked the “experienced but exhausted private detective" look but had never tried it before.

After taking a shower, he donned the suit and stepped in front of the massive mirror to make sure every aspect of his appearance was as perfect as he could get it. The suit was wrinkle free, thankfully, since that probably mattered and his pitch black fur was as tidy as he could make it, although it probably still wasn't exactly what most people would call neat. His dark red hair, on the other hand, seemed determined to look at least slightly messy. On his final attempt to tame it, he caught his reflection's eyes.

He scowled and turned away from the mirror.

Once back downstairs, he was once again surprised, although he noticed he was already starting to be less so than usual, to see another cup of tea and a scone on the table in the square pit. He really needed to start paying attention; that was twice Alexander had gone into the room without being noticed.

After finishing his breakfast he made his way down to the first floor, only getting lost twice, but unsure of where exactly he was supposed to meet the owner. As he was about to descend the second floor stairs once he'd finally found them, he heard voices coming from the living room. One of them, he recognized as Alexander's. He immediately stopped walking and pressed himself against the wall so that he couldn't be seen if they looked up the stairs.

“I will follow you no matter what you choose, but as always I must ask: you're quite sure about this?" said Alexander.

“Come on. When have I ever made a bad choice?" someone replied, a young man's voice. It sounded familiar. Someone he had heard at the party? But why would they still be here?

“Would you like that list in alphabetical or chronological order?"

“Ooo, do alphabetical!"

Alexander chuckled lightly. “I jest, My Lord. I have yet to see your judgment fail. I'm just surprised at your readiness to get involved."

“I don't know. I've just got a feeling on this one."

It sounded like Alexander wasn't happy about something, but who in the world was the other person? He sounded relatively young, at least similar in age to himself. Maybe he was the owner's son? That would explain why he hadn't left.

He waited a moment before continuing down the remaining steps. Upon reaching the end, he froze. Alexander was standing in the middle of the living room with a cheetah that he instantly recognized as the man from last night who had caught him on the second floor. However, he had since changed clothes and now looked both completely different and wildly out of place. Instead of a suit, he had on a red hooded shirt, sleeveless, and light blue jeans that were halfway between pants and shorts, going just below his knees and hugging his legs tightly. He wore no shoes, only a rainbow rope bracelet around his left ankle. The nails on not only his hands but his feet as well had been allowed to grow into proper claws, a bit odd given his seemingly relaxed nature. His hair, which looked normal the previous night, was now styled into a carefully controlled mess and had pink highlights. Though he didn't have them last night, he also wore thin rectangular glasses. His hands were casually in his pockets, and Gavin would have wondered if he was the other man's twin brother if he had not caught the same scent as before: light, sweet, and comforting.

“Oh, hey!" he said cheerily, striding over to Gavin and holding out his hand. There was no mistake, it was definitely the same person. Gavin cautiously shook it, keeping his stare on the young man's face. “Sorry I didn't introduce myself last night, got kinda busy for a while! You know how it is."

“...yeah. Um…sorry, who are you?" was all Gavin could say in response.

The young man laughed. “Shit, sorry! Should have opened with that, huh? I'm Clyde. You're Gavin, right? Alexander told me all about you."

“Right. It's a pleasure to meet you." Gavin scanned the room, wondering if he had somehow overlooked anyone else. All he saw was the two of them. “I'm sorry, I was just expecting to meet this penthouse's owner. I assume you're his son?"

Clyde paused for a few seconds and then laughed again. “What? Dude, did Alexander not tell you?"

“...tell me what?"

He winked at him. “This place is mine, man! Not a single other soul here, just the two of us!" He clapped the butler lightly on the back. “Well, three of us now!"

Gavin felt like he needed to lie down. He was supposed to believe that the most informal man he had ever met somehow owned a massive apartment, had his own butler, and could throw money away on caviar like it was nothing? Even if it was true, something about the situation just felt wrong. If it was inheritance, why did he dress like that? Surely his parents would have made him wear suits all the time. Or maybe that was exactly the reason, some sort of rebellion.

“So it's…yours. Not, like…your father's or something?" Gavin asked.

Clyde shook his head. “Like I told you, this place is all mine."

“Okay. What do you do for work, exactly?"

Clyde and Alexander shared a quick glance.

“We do a lot. It's…kind of hard to explain," he said.

“We dabble in a number of different jobs," Alexander jumped in. “I believe the term is freelancing? However, I suppose you could say our foremost venture is pest removal. Not always the most exciting way to spend the day, but it's something to do."

There was a long, heavy silence.

“...pest removal," Gavin repeated. “As in, you own a company? I assume it's some sort of multinational thing?"

Clyde shook his head. “No! Well, sorta, but I'm not one of those bigwigs that says they own it and then just sit on their ass all day while other people do the real work. And it's not really a company, I guess, it's…well, never mind. None of that is important right now! Who wants to talk about work?" He walked over to Gavin and threw his arm around his shoulders. As he did, Gavin noticed the same shining silver ring on his right middle finger. He didn't seem the type to keep anything flashy, but everyone had their quirks. “What's important is that you get yourself settled into your new home!"

Gavin gently pushed Clyde's arm away. “I don't plan to stay long, just until I can get things sorted out. I should properly thank you, though. I'm sorry I didn't sooner, I was just…surprised. I really appreciate you doing this, I don't know what I'd have done if you hadn't taken me in."

Clyde waved his hand. “Nah, don't worry about it! You can stay here as long as you want, man. Forever, if you'd like!"

The weight of that single sentence hit Gavin like a truck fitted with rockets. Did he hear that right? Did he really just receive an offer to stay permanently? Even if so, Clyde surely couldn't have meant it. But what if he did? Gavin briefly imagined himself with the penthouse as his new, permanent home. Presumably, he'd never have to worry about food ever again. He'd never have to worry about being evicted because he missed rent. The thought was tempting enough to make him seriously consider forgetting about everything and just living there carefree.

Unfortunately, it just wasn't an option.

“I'm sorry, Clyde. I can't stay forever, that wouldn't be fair. I'll stick around for a bit, maybe a month or two, just so I can get myself back on my feet. After that, I'll head out," said Gavin.

Clyde shrugged. “I mean, if that's what you want then I'm not gonna stop you, but the offer still stands if you change your mind. For now, how about I give you a tour of the place?"

“I'd love that, thank you," said Gavin, grateful for the opportunity to learn the apartment's layout. If nothing else, it'd help prevent him from getting lost. Again.

“Groovy! Alexander, if you're not busy could you start on something to eat for Gavin in the meantime?" Clyde asked.

Alexander bowed. “Of course, My Lord. Even if I was busy, I would drop everything if it meant serving you."

It had to be that he just wasn't paying attention, or a trick of the light maybe, but Gavin could have sworn he saw Clyde's relaxed grin falter for just the most miniscule of seconds. By the time he took a closer look, his smile was the same as before.

Alexander left for the kitchen. It felt extremely odd being the only one in the room with Clyde, and not just because they were dressed for completely different occasions. He was used to reading people when he first met them, and he could usually get a decent sense of their character. Clyde, though, was very different. He had never met someone who was so perpetually at ease, and yet he also seemed intensely confident. Every movement he made, every word he said, there wasn't a single hint of hesitation in any of it. This somehow made him feel at ease himself while also increasing his own anxiety.

Who was this guy?

“Okay! Now that he's doing that, we'll start right here. This is the living room. Or one of them, I guess," said Clyde. “I think the other one's considered a parlor or something, I dunno, but I usually just say whether I mean the big living room or the small one."

“Wouldn't it just be easier to call the small one the parlor then?" said Gavin.

Clyde paused. “...huh. Yeah, I guess it would. Good thinking!"

Adding “absentminded" to the list of qualities he'd learned about Clyde, Gavin followed him into the parlor. Like before, Clyde's tail swished playfully with each step he took, and, to his annoyance, Gavin found it difficult to not stare. Almost on their own, his eyes followed it as it moved back and forth hypnotizingly. He was broken out of his minor trance by the surprising realization that the parlor was completely spotless even though there had been people in it all night. There was no trace of food left over, the furniture had been carefully returned to its original spot, and there wasn't a speck of dust or dirt on anything, not even the floor.

“How did Alexander clean this so well? He must have been up all night," said Gavin.

“Nah, he's super efficient. Even I'm surprised every now and then," Clyde responded. “I asked him about it once, but I think he said it just comes naturally or something. Anyway, this is where people do all their weird rich-people mingling and shit. Out here and then to the left down the hallway is the door to the courtyard, or like…the equivalent to one, I guess. We'll head outside last. For now, I'll show you the dining room."

Gavin was used to the term “dining room" meaning a small but nice area where a family could sit down together and share a meal. Although he'd seen it the previous night, it still came as a mild shock to see a real dining room with a real dining table and a cloth so white and clean it almost hurt to look at.

“The kitchen's over there," said Clyde, gesturing vaguely at the arch leading to the other room. “Fridge always has food in it, so if yours is out and you're hungry just come down and get some. If you want something specific, ask Alexander and he'll make it for you. I'm sure he'd love having someone to cook for."

“Oh, so it's just you and him here, then? You don't have any siblings, or a girlfriend or anything?"

Clyde burst into laughter. “What? No way, dude! I'm gay, and I haven't had a boyfriend in…I dunno, actually. It's been a hot second. But yeah, leave all the cooking to Alexander. Or me, but I'm not nearly as good as him."

“I wouldn't call myself a cook, either. Then again, I suppose when you have your own butler, you don't really need to be good at cooking," said Gavin.

“I guess, but it's more just that it was never my thing. I mean I like cooking, it's pretty fun! But I don't have much practice." He suddenly grinned. “Oh! There is one thing I make really well, it's a recipe from when I was a kid that's somehow still perfectly in my memory. It's, uh…how would you describe it…it's kinda like spezzatino? Except if you wanna make it right, you need to use lamb, not beef like with spezzatino. Also, you need…ugh, what's it called? Lovage, I think? Yeah, as I said. Not much of a cook."

“I'm not entirely sure what spez…spezza…that is."

“Sorry. You know what beef stew is, right?"

Somehow, he'd managed to make a question that would be extremely insulting in any other context sound completely genuine which made it impossible to tell which it was supposed to be.

“I…yes, I know what that is," he said slowly.

“Rad! Yeah, it's basically that but Italian. It's pretty good, maybe Alexander can make it for you sometime! For now, let's show you the rest of this place!"

They then left the dining room and, after showing him the spare bedroom, Clyde led him upstairs.

“So, uh. This is the second floor. It's got the game room if video games are your thing, and there's also a pool if you go out onto the deck," Clyde said as though Gavin hadn't already seen it, his relaxed smile still on his face as he gestured to the long hallway in front of him. “There used to be a few bedrooms on this floor, but we got rid of them."

“Why did this place have so many bedrooms? Is it…common to have that many guests?" Gavin asked.

Clyde shrugged. “Sorta. That's just how things designed for rich people are. Back in the day, you had a ton of bedrooms and stuff because like, your third cousin twice removed decided to make a trip halfway across the country and there were no planes or cars back then, right? So it took ten thousand years to get to your house, then when they got there they'd want to stay because again, ages on the road, so you'd stick 'em in one of the spare bedrooms. Then your mother-in-law shows up and you gotta put her somewhere, meaning she gets another. So back then, having this much space made sense. Rich people forgot that and assumed more space meant more importance, so here we are. Kind of a waste, if you ask me."

“If you don't like it, why do you live here?"

Clyde shrugged again and continued walking with his hands in his pockets. “Your room was originally gonna be mine, but it was way too big for me so I took a smaller one. Hope you're liking it, though. If not, you're always welcome to share my bed," he said, winking at Gavin who held a stony face but felt his ears go warm.

He cleared his throat. “Yes, well...I think I'll pass. My room is...sufficient," he muttered. In truth the room was far more than sufficient, but he wasn't entirely sure how to express that without making it clear he wasn't accustomed to this lifestyle.

“Glad you like it," Clyde chuckled. “But really? 'Sufficient'? You gotta lighten up, dude! Take your shoes off and feel the carpet and wood, unbutton your shirt a bit. Live a little."

Although Gavin never considered himself uptight, he was certainly a stark contrast to the young man in front of him, and the severe difference in their clothing did little to help.

“While I genuinely appreciate the hospitality, I'm not sure about that," Gavin answered.

“What do you mean?" Clyde asked.

“I just meant that I'm not quite as…free-spirited as you."

Clyde laughed. “You think I'm free-spirited? Well, I guess you're not wrong. I don't really let much bother me. Just go with the flow and all that junk, you know?" He glanced up at the ceiling. “...sometimes I wonder if that's a good thing, but I guess it's better than being bothered all the time. Well, whatever. Let's continue the tour." He pointed downwards to Gavin's shoes. “First, though, we gotta get house rule number one out of the way: no stompers in the house. You gotta relax, man."

“Is that really necessary?" Gavin asked quickly.

Clyde stared at him. “...let's put that on the backburner for a second. Why the weird reaction?"

Gavin did some quick thinking. “Oh, um…well, when I lived with my parents, it was considered rude to not wear shoes in the house. You never know who could come over, and appearances are everything, right? So, uh…yeah. Not really used to that, and I was just surprised. That's all."

Even as he spoke, Gavin had a feeling he knew exactly what Clyde was going to say next. To his dismay, he was right.

“Well, guess we know what we gotta do then!" Clyde grinned. “Now there's definitely no shoes on in the house! If you do, I'll, uh…have Alexander throw you out! Or something."

Although Clyde's attempt to sound forceful failed spectacularly, Gavin still felt mildly uneasy.

“Look, I'm just…really not used to that," Gavin muttered.

“Dude. I'm not saying you can't wear anything," Clyde pointed out. “Although that shouldn't matter either, but that's another topic. What's the big deal?"

“I said I'm just not used to it, okay!?" Gavin snapped. Far from seeming fazed or upset, Clyde merely tilted his head to the side which, as much as Gavin was annoyed to admit to himself, was incredibly cute.

“Something's definitely going on there, and I gotta admit I'm curious, but I'll drop it for now. The rule still stands, but I'll let it go for a while until you get settled in," said Clyde. “I really don't want to make you uncomfortable, man. For now, let's move on."

Gavin instantly felt a horrible pang in his stomach like he'd been punched along with a vague sensation of nausea. He shook it off, resolving to figure that out another time. If he was sick, he'd have plenty of time to rest later.

“I'm sorry, Clyde," Gavin finally said after an uncomfortable silence. “You're going out of your way for me, and I'm being rude to you."

Clyde waved his hand dismissively. “Nah, don't worry about it. I don't really get why you'd be worked up over something that simple, but I'm sure to you it makes perfect sense. What I will say is that if you wear something like that again," he gestured at Gavin's outfit, “we're gonna have a problem. Alexander gave you those suits for like…I dunno, parties and shit. Other than that, don't dress so stuffy. He should have given you normal people clothes like shorts and t-shirts too, you can wear those. I'll compromise for now about the shoes thing, but no suits ever unless it's necessary. Deal?"

“...I'll think about it."

“That's all I can ask for," Clyde smiled.

He then took them out onto the deck. The strong, seemingly endless wind still took Gavin by surprise, but it wasn't uncomfortable; the early Spring sunlight helped it create a pleasant combination, and were he not so high up, he could easily see himself sitting out there for a while. To distract himself from the idea and the dizzying sight, Gavin asked the question that had been in his mind since the previous night: “You only started living here recently, right? Is it your family's? Or was, I guess, since you said it's yours."

“No," Clyde answered.

Silence.

“...so whose was it?" Gavin asked.

“I dunno who had it before, but it's mine and Alexander's now. And yours too," said Clyde.

“...right. Out of pure curiosity, how much money do you make?"

Clyde shrugged. “I don't know. Enough, I guess?"

“And what about Alexander? How'd he come to work for you? Did you just…hire a butler at random from a website and end up hitting the jackpot?"

Clyde grinned. “You're getting way too into this, man. Don't worry about the details so much, you'll just stress yourself out."

Something about the way Clyde looked at him made him feel uneasy, but deciding to not pursue the matter, Gavin nodded. He wasn't here to figure out everyone's life stories…even if he was still intensely curious.

“Anyway, how did you get that on the second floor of an apartment so high up?" Gavin asked, pointing to the pool. “I'm definitely no architect, but that seems…difficult."

“Wasn't hard. You know how hotels sometimes have pools on their top floor?"

He didn't know for sure, but he felt like he may have seen it somewhere before. On TV, maybe. “...I guess?"

Without answering further, Clyde motioned for Gavin to follow and went back inside. As they headed back towards the stairs, he glanced at the door he had almost opened the previous night.

“What's in there?" he asked.

Clyde shrugged. “That's my room. Probably best you don't go in. There's nothing weird in there, it's just…kind of a mess. Cool?"

“It's your house. You make the rules," Gavin shrugged, though now he was positive he had somehow landed himself in the plot of a horror movie. Clyde smiled and led him down to the first floor, through the dining room, and into the kitchen. Alexander was waiting for them and standing beside a plate of flower-like pastries on the counter.

“Ah, My Lord and Mr. Ashworth! Excellent timing," he said with a bow. “I assumed our new resident might like a snack after the tour, so I took the liberty of preparing something." He turned to Gavin. “I do hope you like sweets, sir. I haven't had the time to learn what food you enjoy yet, so if not, I apologize."

“What are they?" he asked, picking up one of the golden-brown pastries. It was still warm, but not enough to where it couldn't be held comfortably.

Chausson aux pommes, French apple turnovers," he answered after he received a blank stare from Gavin in response. “Do let me know if you enjoy them."

Not wanting to appear rude, he thanked Alexander and grabbed the plate, sitting down in one of the exquisite dining room chairs. Clyde sat opposite him and placed his arms on the table, resting his head on them.

“So, what do you think? Alexander's a great cook, right?" he grinned as Gavin took his first bite.

“He's better than great, these are amazing!" he exclaimed, quickly grabbing another. “I mean, I'm not huge on apples, but I could eat these all day!"

Ya hear that, Alexander? He loves them!" Clyde shouted at the kitchen door.

Very good, sir! I will keep that in mind!" the butler shouted back. He then poked his head through the door. “Ah, I almost forgot. My Lord, could I have a word with you for a moment?"

He nodded and got up from the table. “Be right back. Don't miss me too much," he said with a wink.

“I'll try not to. Want me to save you some, by the way? These are just really good so I kind of want to eat them all, but if you want some I won't."

Clyde smiled and shook his head. “Nah, I'm not hungry. You go ahead and enjoy, bro."

And so he did, finishing the plate quickly and instantly wishing he had more. He examined the room while he waited for Clyde to return, wondering how much even a single one of these chairs was worth. The wood was shiny and smooth, and the cushion had to be made of velvet or something similar. It was far too soft to not be some kind of extremely expensive material.

Clyde came back a few minutes later, smiling as usual. After taking the plate back into the kitchen and complimenting Alexander multiple times, Gavin followed Clyde outside to the courtyard.

“Not much else to show you unless you want to actually get in the pool and see for yourself," he said. “You can change in your room or in any of the bathrooms, either works. Pretty sure Alexander gave you a swimsuit. Or don't bother putting anything on and just jump right in, really makes no difference to me."

“...I think I'll stick with a swimsuit if I choose to go in," he said, already positive he wouldn't be going in at all.

Clyde laughed. “Aw, come on, man. It really feels great, trust me."

“I assume you don't bother with a swimsuit then?"

“Oh, nah I do. But only because I look good as hell in it," he replied with a wink. “I was kidding about you not wearing one, though. I mean, if you don't want to that's fine, but I'm not trying to creep on you or anything. I'm not that kind of guy."

Gavin shrugged. “I'm afraid I'm used to that. At the business I work for…well, used to work for, I got the notice this morning while in the shower that I had been terminated-"

“What? Why?"

“My parents might not be rich, but it's best to not be on their bad side. They have a lot of friends, so I suppose my boss thought it would be socially dangerous to show me any kindness."

“Damn. I'm sorry, man. That's bogus," Clyde frowned.

“It is what it is," Gavin sighed. “In any case, before I was fired, sometimes I'd have to convince people to be interested in us when they...might not want to be."

“You know, you never mentioned it. What do you do for work, anyway? Or did, I guess?" Clyde asked.

“It was essentially debt collection," he said. “We needed people to pay the money they owe, so obviously they have to want to do that. Maybe it's not entirely ethical, but that occasionally meant pretending to be interested in more than their debt. You do what you have to."

“I gotcha," Clyde nodded. “I'm guessing gross old dudes, mostly? Or grannies, maybe?"

“Sometimes. Every once in a while I'd get a rather attractive guy so it wasn't as bad, but it's best to not mix work and emotions."

Clyde sat down on the grass despite that there was a chair less than two feet away at one of the tables. “Why? What if you find someone that's like, really cool and super attractive?" he asked.

Gavin sat in the chair and rested his head on his arms. “Then I move on," he answered.

“Have you ever had someone that you wanted to keep knowing?"

“Even if I did, what would it matter? My life goes on, so all I can do is go with it."

“Really? There's no one you wish you could meet up with again?"

“If a wish could solve all our problems, we wouldn't have any to wish we could fix."

Clyde stood up and placed a hand on Gavin's shoulder. “Gonna take a wild guess and say you're not a fan of this conversation," he said gently. “You don't have to talk about anything you're not totally cool with. Like I said, the last thing I want is to make you feel uncomfortable in your new home."

“I keep telling you that this isn't permanent."

“And I keep telling you that it can be."

“But you just met me," Gavin pointed out. “How do you know I'm not a serial killer or just going to freeload?"

“Of course you being nuts is something I considered," he chuckled. “You think I've just been in my own head all day?"

“Yes," he wanted to say. He did, in fact, think that Clyde had just been in his own head all day. He seemed very aloof a lot of the time, and his carefree attitude didn't exactly indicate intelligence or cautiousness. Rather than say this, he let Clyde keep talking.

“I've been paying pretty close attention to you. I mean, why do you think I've been showing you around? It's way easier to get a sense of who you are if I spend some time with you, and after doing that, I can tell you're a good person! A little rigid for my tastes, but still good."

“That's an interesting observation," said Gavin.

“And a correct one! But even if you weren't, I probably still wouldn't kick you out. A lot of the time, you don't need to tell someone how to live or what to do! Just give them some love and they'll come around on their own."

“Maybe, but that won't work every time."

“We won't know until we try, will we? As for being a freeloader, can't really say I care about that. Nothing much would change even if you did just lay around all day. That's basically what I do. Besides, laziness doesn't mean you're a bad person, just unmotivated."

While he was hardly anything resembling intelligent, he'd assumed that Clyde also wasn't exactly winning any Smart Awards either. It was a rare occurrence, but maybe he'd managed to misjudge Clyde.

“Speaking of bad people, would it be mean if, like, we went back to the pool and I called Alexander over there and then pulled some prank on him that made him fall in? Because that sounds funny as hell. Yes yes very good sir-oh my. Sploosh. It'd...be funnier when it happens."

Or maybe not.

“So, what about you?" Gavin asked. “Have you ever found someone you wanted to stay with?"

Clyde shrugged and went back over to the grass to sit down. “A few. It was a long time ago, but I remember this one guy who was a painter. He made something for me that actually ended up in a gallery, but I can't remember what it was called or most of its details, so now it's basically just…gone. Been bummed about it for ages. He was so sweet, and I really loved going to see it."

“Maybe you could call the museum that had it. I'm sure they'd have a record of it," Gavin suggested.

He sighed and shook his head. “Nah, the gallery's long gone by now. I've tried to track the painting down for ages, but still nothing."

“And you can't just ask this guy about it?"

“Believe me, if that was an option I'd have done it in a heartbeat."

“What about Alexander? He seems…thorough."

“Maybe, but I don't want to bother him with my issues. Especially not something small like that. It just is what it is, I guess." His light frown quickly rebounded back into a wide smile. “But like you said, life goes on! I couldn't stay with him, but that gave me a chance to meet tons of other cool people!"

“So there's no one you're with now, then? No, I'm not asking because I'm interested. I'm just trying to make conversation," he added as Clyde began to speak.

“Aw, you're no fun!" he teased. “But no. It's been a while since I've actually been with someone. Guys almost never seem that interested in me, just getting into my bed. And trust me when I say that's fine, I'm not gonna turn down a fun night! But I think they just don't get me, if I'm being honest. The few times I've tried dating someone, even that painter, they usually say the same thing: that I'm nice, or that they can't make heads or tails of me."

“...isn't it a good thing to be nice?"

“Sometimes I think it's better than the alternative."

Gavin sighed. “You know, I kind of see why people say they can't make heads or tails of you."

Clyde tilted his head to the side. “You do?"

“Honestly, it's hard to not feel that way," he shrugged. He'd normally be far more hesitant about revealing some of his true thoughts, but he couldn't shake the feeling that something was wrong. If he was going to stay there, he needed to find out what it was…and sometimes the best way to do that was to charge in headfirst. “I might as well be honest with how I feel about you since you were honest about how you feel. You're more relaxed than anyone I've ever met, and I can't for the life of me understand…" He glanced at the penthouse, “...how someone like you can afford to live in that with your own butler. Even if you make good money, the cost of Alexander alone must be astronomical with how good he is. I feel like there's so much you aren't telling me, and you don't have to tell me anything. I get that. But it's just…strange."

He finally finished and allowed himself a breath or two. He didn't mean to sound nearly as accusatory as he was sure he did, but he couldn't help it; there was too much to say and not enough Clyde was saying back. There would be time to apologize later if necessary.

For a moment, Clyde said nothing. He simply stared at Gavin until he was forced to avert his eyes and hope he didn't just make a huge mistake.

“Oh, you're done?" he finally said after a minute of silence. “Sorry, I just wanted to make sure you asked everything you needed to." He lay backwards, resting his head on his hands. “Alexander doesn't actually cost me anything. It's...kind of a deal we worked out, I guess? Basically, I did something for him and now he works for me. He wasn't originally a butler, that was just the deal we came to afterwards and it turned out he was damn good at it."

“If that's not the world's most incredible luck, I don't know what is," said Gavin.

“Tell me about it." He stared up at the sky for a moment with a lazy grin on his face. “Uh...what was the other thing? Oh, about how I'm so relaxed or whatever. Just because I like to take things as they come and not sweat the small stuff doesn't mean I'm an idiot." He sat back up, crossing his legs and facing Gavin. “Life is a vacation that we get to spend however we want. Like any vacation, it can be stressful sometimes, but that doesn't mean it isn't worth taking because in the end, the good times make great memories and the bad times make great stories. I just happen to realize that, and most people don't. So to them I seem carefree, I guess. You dig?"

How was it possible he said so much but revealed so little? He'd only met a few people with that kind of talent, and despite Clyde's pure, honest smile, Gavin knew it would only mean trouble later. It was too late to turn back, though. He was in far too deep to just leave, and so he simply nodded.

“I suppose. I apologize for all the questions, I'm just…naturally cautious," he said.

“Nah, don't worry about it! It's not bad to be a little cautious as long as it doesn't stop you from having fun. Anyway, now that we've had a little heart-to-heart moment, let's go back inside," Clyde said, standing up. “I'm sure Alexander is waiting for us. Maybe he even has some more pastries for you."

The rest of the day was more eventful than he expected; after the tour formally concluded, Clyde began asking questions while Gavin ate more pastries that Alexander had, in fact, decided to prepare. What food he liked (ribs, steak, creamy pastas, and salad), what food he didn't like (chicken and most soups except for Chinese hot and sour soup), what he did for fun (exercise and watch paranormal shows), and more details about his job. Gavin tried asking a few more questions as well, but Clyde didn't seem too intent on talking about himself; he gave some kind of answer for every question, but few were ever anything close to detailed. The most he'd learned was that Clyde enjoyed hearty food like stew and that he liked being outside, two things Gavin more or less already knew. He then invited Gavin into the game room on the second floor and handed him a controller.

“I...don't really play video games," Gavin said apologetically. “They're not really my thing."

“Wait, seriously?" He paused. “Not even Mario Kart?"

“I mean I've played a few times, sure, but-"

Before he could protest further, Clyde had already placed a disc for Mario Kart into one of the consoles. At first, Gavin was mostly just confused; last time he played, he wasn't being flipped upside down, driving on the walls, and being shot into the air. He also didn't understand how Clyde could keep up with everyone shooting things at him, tight turns every few seconds, and items that made no sense. Meanwhile, it took him several minutes to figure out the button to reverse and stop driving face-first into a wall.

“I'm sorry, but I'm really not having fun here, Clyde," he frowned as “12th" danced across his portion of the screen while “3rd" showed on the other half.

“Aw, come on. Just one more? You'll have way more fun once you've got the hang of it. Please?"

He tried to say no, but the words became caught in his mouth. Something about the way Clyde was looking at him, halfway between begging and teasing, made him unable to say it.

“Alright, one more," he sighed.

“Groovy! I promise you'll start to like it eventually!" he grinned, selecting the next course. As expected, Clyde rocketed off while Gavin was left slowly crawling up to a high speed. As the round went on, he noticed that he had actually passed someone. And then another. He even remembered what one of the items did, using it to pass yet another computer player. He was far from first place when it ended, but it was him, not Clyde, that suggested they play another. With his eyes nearly sparkling from joy, he nodded and the two continued playing.

After a few more rounds, Clyde took the disc out and replaced it with a cooperative game Gavin had never heard of, although he found its story about two boys being pulled into a world of magic and superstition to be quite charming, if one was into that sort of thing. When they grew tired of that one, Gavin asked if there were any other games Clyde enjoyed, and so they played yet another. They became so absorbed in their games that several hours passed before they realized a break was probably necessary. Alexander already had lunch waiting for him when they returned to the drinking room: it was some kind of fried meat he couldn't identify but was apparently a kind of beef called veal, plus perfectly roasted, buttery potatoes and a small salad. Regardless of what it was, he enjoyed every single bite and lamented the fact that he'd one day have to give it up for good.

After Gavin finished eating, he and Clyde returned to the game room. There seemed to be no end to the games, so Gavin found it difficult to grow bored. It had become dark outside before they decided to call it a day.

“...and then, during Mario Kart, when I used the bullet to pass you right at the last second! That was great," Gavin laughed as they walked downstairs for dinner. “That cooperative game was pretty fun, too. We should pick it up again sometime."

“I thought you didn't like video games," Clyde teased.

“Well, maybe I just needed someone to play with."

Alexander was waiting in front of the dining room entrance from which a hoard of smells was wafting that were so heavenly Gavin almost felt himself begin to drool. He bowed as they approached, then turned to Gavin. “As it is your first day with us, I thought it appropriate to cook up something special. Therefore, there will be many dishes to choose from on the table, and I have prepared a number of desserts in the kitchen to bring out whenever you desire. Thank the heavens our fridges were stocked and our ovens were in working order. I must say, even with several of them I almost didn't finish in time, but no matter. If there is anything additional you would like me to make for you, simply let me know and I will have it out as soon as possible." With that, he stepped aside. “Please eat to your heart's content, and once again: welcome to your new home."

To say there were “many" dishes would be an understatement; across the entire dining table, Alexander had placed several different kinds of pasta and sauces that compliment each, plates of massive, perfectly cooked steaks that were still sizzling and gave off the most enticing aroma he'd ever experienced, large bowls of salad with different sets of dressings in front of each, platters and bowls filled with fresh vegetables, some steamed and others roasted, bowls of fruits ranging from oranges to blueberries, and another of a fruit he didn't recognize but that looked like a pale tomato. Alexander had even put out a few other choices for meat, including ribs, but no chicken at all. For drinks, he saw tall pitchers of water, bottles of red wines, and several non-alcoholic drinks including juices and milk, all resting in buckets of ice. Gavin realized that his mouth was slightly open and he immediately composed himself, hoping he hadn't actually begun drooling.

“Well? Just gonna stare at it or are you gonna eat some?" Clyde grinned, gesturing to the food. “It's all yours, man."

“I...I don't even know what to say. Thank you," said Gavin, his eyes fixated on the feast in front of him.

“It was no trouble, sir," said Alexander, joining them in the dining room. “There are few things that fill me with greater joy than someone enjoying my cooking."

Gavin immediately grabbed one of the polished plates sitting at the end of the table and grabbed as much food as he could before sitting down. He glanced at Alexander and Clyde. They were both still standing by the door. Clyde was grinning, as usual, and Alexander was perfectly professional with a light smile, also as usual, but neither of them seemed interested in eating.

“Aren't you two going to join me? I can't finish all this myself," he said. “You haven't even eaten anything today, Clyde. That's not good for you."

“Oh, no I'm afraid not, sir," Alexander replied. “It...is not proper for the butler to dine with the residents of the house. And My Lord-"

Clyde raised a hand to silence him. “Know what, Alexander? It's okay. Gavin wants me to eat with him, so I will. I think you should too."

Alexander paused. “Are you quite sure, My Lord?"

“I'm sure. Now grab a plate and let's welcome our new resident together."

The two, like Gavin, piled their plates high and sat down next to each other. Alexander, as expected, ate methodically and slowly, wiping his mouth with a napkin and placing his utensils down after nearly every bite. Clyde, unexpectedly, ate similarly to Alexander; although he was not quite as stiff, he ate slowly and took rather small bites, making sure to finish each one fully before taking another. He didn't use a fork or knife often and mostly ate with his hands except when he needed to cut something. Gavin would normally find this strange, but he was hardly one to lecture others on dining manners. He cut a small piece of steak and, attempting to mimic Alexander's perfect form, carefully brought it to his mouth.

The moment it touched his tongue, the knife in his left hand fell to the table.

“You good?" Clyde asked.

Gavin slowly nodded. Never in his life had he tasted anything so perfect. It felt like he'd just eaten a piece of butter, and the taste lingered after he'd forced himself to stop savoring it and finally swallow.

“I'll take a swing and say you like it," Clyde grinned.

“Uh-huh," was all he could say. The rest of his mental strength was currently being used to maintain some kind of manners and not devour the entire steak right there.

“I am very glad to hear that," said Alexander cheerfully. They ate in silence for a while until he set his knife and fork down together on the edge of his plate and asked, “So: what do you do for work, Mr. Ashworth?"

Gavin forced himself to stop eating for a moment, something that, for a brief moment, took more self-control than he thought he had. “Ah…I was unfortunately let go this morning, but until then I was at a debt collection agency."

“I'm terribly sorry to hear that; it must be difficult losing both your home and your job so quickly. If you do not mind me asking, what was your role at the organization?"

Gavin took another bite and used the fact that he was still chewing as an excuse to not answer immediately. Finally, he said, “You know how you get those letters that say if you don't pay a toll or something, you get referred to a third party agency to collect on it? It's one of those. I was one of the lower ranking employees, so I had to visit people and ask why they haven't paid whoever they're in debt to, offer payment plans if needed, and write up reports. Mainly it was just to get a feel for the situation, they didn't really expect me to come back with the money. Once we knew what's happening, we take action from there."

“And what action might that be?"

He paused. “Well, we…sometimes had to seize their assets. Repossess their things to pay for their debts."

Alexander took a sip of his wine. “Fascinating. I was under the impression that repossession was an entirely different service than debt collection," he said.

“Right. We liked to branch out, though," he replied. “We found it was far easier to cut out the middle man, so we provided that service too."

“Yes, I see. It sounds like an interesting business, although I imagine it's not a particularly pleasant one. Perhaps we can discuss it more another time." Alexander stood up, placing his napkin on his seat. “For now, I will go and get dessert as I see you are beginning to slow down on your dinner. Tell me: do you prefer cakes or pies? Oh, no matter. I will simply bring them both."

A moment later, Alexander brought out two kinds of cake, one with carob frosting and another with vanilla, both extravagantly decorated, and three pies, two with fruit and a third filled with carob pudding. He then brought out three mugs and poured coffee in each.

“Given you're a fox and a cheetah, it's safe to assume this isn't made with coffee beans, right?" Gavin asked.

“Of course. It's made with chicory. Why wouldn't it be?" said Alexander in surprise.

Gavin grimaced and chose a version of the story that would be somewhat palatable. “You'd be surprised. I had a bad experience with a client once, a man who was a bit careless and ordered for us while I was using the restroom. He didn't tell me it was real coffee. I have a pretty good caffeine tolerance, chocolate's usually fine, but real coffee? Even I can't do that. I was in bed for days. I don't like to speak ill of others, but he was not the brightest man I've met."

“I would certainly say so. What a strange man, I'd almost think he was trying to kill you."

“Yes, it's not hard to imagine that is it?"

Alexander nodded. “Not at all, especially given how easy it is to not make such a mistake. That aside, what do you like in yours? Sugar, cream? Oh, I believe I have some Irish cream if you'd like some of that as well," he said.

“Oh, I'd love some Irish cream. Thank you," Gavin replied, already eyeing the cake with carob frosting.

“Same here, Alexander. Thanks," Clyde added. He noticed Gavin staring at the cake and laughed. “Sweet tooth, huh?"

Gavin shook his head. “Not really, it's mostly just cake. And carob. I've always had a soft spot for both. Do you like sweets?"

“About as much as anyone else, probably," he replied, taking a slice of the cake. This, too, was eaten with his fingers by breaking off small parts and carefully placing them into his mouth, only moving onto the next when the first was finished.

After pouring the coffee and sitting down with his own drink and dessert, Alexander said, “I must admit, I am quite fond of sweets myself." His plate showed it as he had taken a sizable slice of each.

“Really?" said Clyde, grinning at his butler. “I never knew that."

“I believe it came up shortly after we became acquainted, but perhaps you forgot because you are not used to seeing me eat, My Lord. It has been quite some time since the last occasion we dined together."

Clyde turned to look at the wall for a moment. “...oh. I guess I must have. Sorry."

“Think nothing of it, My Lord," Alexander smiled. “As I said. It's been a long time."

Gavin paused, his fork halfway into his mouth. Maybe he was simply hypersensitive to people's reactions due to the nature of his job, but Clyde's statement felt off. Why was he apologizing to his butler? Shouldn't it be the other way around? He glanced at Clyde. For a brief second, Clyde met his eyes and Gavin instantly knew that he was not the only one who realized the response was unusual.

“Can't afford to have him upset with me, can I? Where am I gonna find a butler as good as him?" Clyde laughed, clapping Alexander on the back just as he was about to take a sip of his coffee.

“Perhaps it's vain of me to say, but you would struggle to find one," Alexander responded, “and you'll certainly struggle to find another with my devotion. That aside, apologies, but please take care to not jostle me while I am holding a hot beverage. The last thing I desire is to spill it on you."

“Not like it'd matter, I'd just take off whatever you spilled it on and keep eating."

“Your desire above all else, My Lord, but are you sure that is proper during a formal dinner?"

“...I guess not, but hey, this is my place! So if I say it's proper then it is! That's how it works, right?"

“I suppose so, yes. Still, I would prefer to not douse you in coffee if given the choice."

Gavin watched the two banter, his mind replaying that last line again. It still felt off, and Alexander's level of devotion to Clyde also seemed a little unusual now that he thought about it, but maybe he just didn't understand the dynamic between butlers and their employers. However, that did remind him of another question he had.

“Alexander?"

“Yes?" Alexander replied, taking a sip of his coffee.

“How did you get all this food ready so fast? I mean, I know you said you had multiple ovens and fridges, but this seems like...a lot."

This time it was Alexander's turn to pause, the edge of his cup still on his lips. He cleared his throat and set the mug down, gently wiping away the coffee on his mouth with a napkin. “Yes, well...perhaps My Lord has already told you that we moved in but a short time ago, and this penthouse had not seen a living soul for many years. It was a new start for the two of us and our new home. As it happens, today marks the one month anniversary of our arrival, so I had already begun preparations for a feast quite early in the day. Once you arrived, I decided to add a few more dishes to make the occasion truly special. Is that a satisfactory answer?"

“As good an answer as you can give, Alexander," Clyde smiled. “But that's enough about that. Let's finish eating so Gavin can get off to bed, I'm sure he's exhausted."

He wanted to protest, but he suddenly realized that Clyde was right; the immense amount of food he had eaten, combined with the general stress of the day, had caught up with him. The three finished their meal, after which Alexander began to clean up while Clyde walked Gavin up to his room.

“So, how do you like it?" he asked.

“It's quite the place...and you're quite the host," Gavin yawned. “Though I'll never understand how you and Alexander could possibly get along being almost polar opposites. I feel like there should be fights every day."

Clyde laughed. “Nah, we get along well enough. We've got a mutual respect thing going, you know?" He rubbed the fur on his left arm, suddenly looking a little nervous. “It's…a long story. Sorry, I'd rather not get into it right now."

“Fair enough," he shrugged.

The two stopped in front of the door to Gavin's room.

“Well, goodnight, man!" said Clyde happily. “I'll probably be awake before you, so just head down to the dining room whenever you're ready. Alexander will make you breakfast if you want."

“Thank you, I might take him up on that," said Gavin. “And...thanks for letting me stay, Clyde. I really appreciate it. Nowhere else to go, after all." As he spoke, the strange sensation from earlier reappeared in his stomach. Something was definitely wrong, but how could he have gotten sick in a place like this? Alexander kept it so clean it was probably safe to eat off the floor.

Clyde placed a hand on Gavin's shoulder. “Hey, no problem, man. You live here now, so if there's anything we can do to make you feel more comfortable, just let us know."

“Again, it's only until…never mind. Thank you."

The two said goodnight one last time, and Gavin entered his room. Although he had tried to remake his bed before leaving in the morning, it seemed Alexander had stopped by as the covers were now more immaculate than he could ever have them be. The tea cup and plate from before were gone, now replaced with a fresh cup of tea and more cookies. Alexander really was the definition of perfect.

He changed out of his day clothes, placing the next day's set on the bedside table. They were not nearly as formal as what he had worn earlier, but he felt the plain pants and long-sleeved shirt were still too formal for Clyde's tastes. Unfortunately, there was little else in the wardrobe he was comfortable wearing.

His phone lit up with a notification from “Mom". He grabbed it and lay down, intending to think through his answer in some semblance of comfort for once, but the moment he sank into the perfectly soft bed, he felt his eyes begin to close almost on their own. Deciding he was now too comfortable, he set the phone beside his clothes with the intent to respond first thing in the morning and quickly drifted off to sleep.

***

The blinds yet again forgotten about, he was awoken the next morning by the soft sunlight once more. A small but persuasive voice attempted to get him to remain in bed, but he reminded himself that he wasn't there to relax. After quite literally forcing himself out of bed and taking a shower, he proceeded downstairs where he heard Clyde and Alexander talking in the dining room again. He stopped himself from entering immediately, wondering if he could learn more about the two.

“...Redcaps are easy to deal with. I mean, it's not like this is the first time they've come around," Clyde said.

“True, but it's been some time since you last dealt with them, has it not?" Alexander replied.

“It hasn't been that long. We went to Reuss, what, a few years ago? They were easy then, they'll be easy now."

“My point is that there is always an exception, and without being careful you may only realize it's the exception once it's too late,"

Even from outside the room, Gavin could tell Clyde just rolled his eyes just from the way he responded. “You worry way too much. When have I ever found a situation I can't handle?"

“Never, I suppose, but an inch of caution will carry you a mile...even with simple things like them."

Was there a pest infestation? He hadn't seen even a single bug, but they did say they were exterminators. They could probably see the signs a long way off. It also sounded like Alexander wasn't too fond of them. Could he be afraid of bugs?

The two of them suddenly stopped talking, and Gavin briefly wondered if he had accidentally made a sound and alerted them to his presence. It seemed he had not, however, as they continued but shifted to another topic: him.

“I promise it'll be fine. Anyway, what do you think of Gavin?" Clyde asked.

“I am afraid I do not know enough about him to have an opinion, but he seems like a good-hearted young man despite the terrible things he's had to endure," Alexander answered.

“Yeah, I don't get how some people can be such assholes. Gavin's probably had it rough, but I think he's come out the other side stronger for it, ya know?"

“Hardship is not what dictates strength, My Lord: it is kindness. You should know this better than anyone."

“Well, yeah, but I just meant, like…I dunno. I think when you've dealt with a lot of shit and you make the choice to keep going anyway, you deserve a lot of respect even if you don't handle it perfectly."

“While I don't disagree, there are undoubtedly certain courses of action that are more understandable than others. This, too, is something you should be well aware of."

“You know I am, man. Still, Gavin's definitely got some shit he's working through, so I respect him."

“Is that why you have refrained from flirting with him as heavily as you usually would? You are hardly one to resist a handsome face."

“Nah. I mean, not gonna lie, Gavin's hot and I'm kinda disappointed he's one of those stuffy types who's always going to be dressed up. If it's even possible, I definitely won't complain if I can ever get him into a swimsuit…"

At this, Gavin felt his ears begin to burn lightly.

“...but it's mostly me being cautious. I see that look on your face, Alexander. Don't say it."

He could tell Alexander was stifling a light chuckle. “...ahem. Sorry, My Lord. Despite my advice, I have just never associated you with caution and find it a little ironic that now is the time you choose to wait and see. You have the unfortunate tendency to see a fire and jump into it rather than grab the bucket of water next to you."

“Listen, I'm not denying that. But this time, it's different…I guess? Like, I just don't want him to feel uncomfortable, ya know? He definitely would, too, because who the hell wouldn't? You start living with someone and then that happens? Hell, I'd be freaked out if I was in his position. And the closer I get to him right away, the more obvious it'll be. It's not like I'm only gonna see him once, the guy actually lives here now, so I have to be careful. That's why I'll dial everything back as much as I can…for now, anyway. I don't plan to keep it hidden forever, just until the time is right."

“Are you sure that is a good idea? You have no obligation to say anything."

“I have an obligation to do the right thing, man. Like I said I'm going to tell him someday, but only once we've gotten to know each other better and he's more comfortable living here…and with me. Actually, that reminds me. I've been thinking about a few things we could add to this place-"

Not wanting them to make it obvious he had overheard them, he waited for a lull in the conversation before entering the room. Clyde was sitting at the table and poking at his phone while Alexander stood beside him. Although Gavin had long since realized that Clyde was quite possibly the most informal person he had ever met and thus it was not surprising that he was sitting cross-legged on the chair instead of sitting like a normal person, he was surprised, and mildly embarrassed, to see that he was clad only in a pair of gray boxer shorts. Clyde seemed unfazed, however, as he looked up and waved at Gavin upon seeing him.

“Oh! Morning, dude!" he said.

“Good morning, sir. Would you care for breakfast? I can make anything you desire," Alexander stated.

“Uh...yes. Some eggs and bacon, I suppose. Thank you," he said, trying to avoid looking at Clyde more than necessary. Alexander bowed and left the room, leaving the two alone. Gavin took a seat opposite Clyde, looking past him at the wall. “The bed is…very comfortable."

Clyde tilted his head slightly, leaning forward and waving his hand in front of Gavin's face. “Hello? I'm over here. Why are you looking at the wall? Was the bed so good you can't even focus anymore?"

Feeling a blush creep up on him, he said “Well, I mean...you're...not entirely dressed. I figured you would be, so I just...wasn't ready."

“Oh," he said, glancing down at himself. “Yeah, I never really wear much more than this unless I have to. Sometimes I'll get dressed if I feel like it, but if I don't feel like it then why bother, you know? Speaking of which, what did I tell you, man?" He pointed to Gavin's clothes. “You can't dress so stuffy. Not allowed."

“You said no suits. This isn't a suit, so it should be fine. I'm sorry, I'd just rather not parade around someone else's home in my underwear," he said.

“I never asked you to, man. I just said you need to lighten up. Still can't get over the fact that you wear shoes in the house."

“What about it?"

“Well, it's weird, dude!"

“Says the person sitting at the table in his underwear."

“We already established it's my house, more or less, so I make the rules," he chuckled. “If I say this is normal, then it's normal. If you're not careful, I'll make it an official rule that you do have to walk around in your underwear."

He had a feeling that Clyde wasn't joking, so he chose to leave the matter there and change the subject slightly. “Some of the clothes I was given aren't exactly my style. I have more than enough that are, but the rest aren't really…for me."

Clyde suddenly stood up, went around the table, and pulled Gavin to his feet.

“Hey, what are you-"

“I want to see how similar we are. I might be able to lend you some of mine. I think you'd look good in it, and I know he probably mostly gave you a bunch of super formal stuff."

He stepped forward, pressing his body against Gavin's. The two were almost exactly the same height, though Gavin was just a little taller and, naturally, had a bit more strength behind his frame. Now that he had no choice but to look, however, he noticed that, although Clyde was thin, he had just enough muscle to make it work for him. What caught Gavin's eye more than anything else, however, was a patch of dyed, icy blue fur on Clyde's right side that looked like a crystal encapsulated in a perfect circle. On the outside of the circle were angular shapes jutting out from the edges, but he couldn't begin to guess what they were, if they were anything specific at all. Clyde was hardly the first person he had met with a tattoo; he had a sleeve of tattoos on his right arm, though he heavily preferred long-sleeved shirts so it was rare that anyone saw them, including himself, but he had never seen one quite like that. The strange mark aside, with all things considered, he would even go so far as to say Clyde was quite attractive, especially with his vibrant orange fur that was almost unnaturally silky-looking and speckled perfectly with black dots. Even the pale cream fur on his chest that formed a V-shape as it moved past his stomach was sleek and pleasantly colored-

Gavin mentally slammed his fist into his face to force himself back to reality. He had no idea where any of that came from, but it was not the time.

“Man, you look strong up close. Do you work out?" Clyde asked.

“At least five days a week, yes," he answered.

“That'd do it. Hmm…yeah, most of my stuff won't fit you but I think I have a few things you can try on. Good thing we have similar tails, at least. I don't have anything that's made for people with big poofy tails like Alexander." Clyde finally said after what felt like a very lengthy comparison. “Cool. I'll go get some clothes for you. When you're done eating, come up to your room and try them on."

After finishing his breakfast and thanking Alexander, Gavin made his way upstairs back to his room, somewhat dreading the next few moments. He had at least hoped, though not necessarily expected, that Clyde would have gotten dressed in the meantime, and it turned out that he had not. He was sitting on the couch, looking at something on his phone again. Once Gavin entered, he smiled and put it down, grabbing the set of clothes next to him and handing them over. Technically, there was nothing wrong with them in that the plain t-shirt and shorts were hardly anything outrageous or scandalous, but it still felt odd that essentially everything he had expected was completely wrong; the owner was an extremely casual young man, he hardly had to explain himself or his situation, and it would not only be expected that he dress casually, but actually required.

“So? You gonna change or what?" Clyde asked.

“I'm afraid I can't change with you standing there," Gavin replied.

“Right, right. Forgot you were a prude. Let me know when you're done."

Once Clyde had left the room, Gavin begrudgingly reached for the pile of clothes. His hand stopped just short, unwilling to go any further. Simply imagining himself in something like that was discomforting. Even if not, he pictured himself glancing in a mirror as he left the house, wearing the clothes Clyde had been kind enough to give him. For some reason, it made him feel strange.

“I thought you were going to change," said Clyde, coming back into the room a few moments later. “Do you not like them?"

“No, no. It's...not that," he muttered. “I just…don't think I can wear them."

Clyde paused, and Gavin wondered if he was going to be upset. However, he just shrugged.

“Fine, I won't make a huge deal out of it for now. Wear whatever you want. But one day I'm going to get you out of those clothes of yours," he said. “...and I'll get you to wear regular clothes, too. Kidding! Mostly."

“Somehow I doubt that," he muttered.

Clyde pointed his phone, either not having heard Gavin's remark or pretending not to. “I was thinking. I want a picture of the both of us. You know, to commemorate you starting to live here!" he said happily. Gavin immediately began to panic. A picture? He couldn't allow that, but if he didn't, Clyde might have questions, and the questions he'd inevitably ask were ones Gavin did not want to answer.

“...oh. Is that really necessary?" he said.

“You look like I just told you to jump into a volcano," Clyde chuckled. “Come on, it's just a picture, man."

Before he had time to protest, Clyde had already thrown his arm around Gavin's shoulders and raised his phone. Suddenly aware of how close their faces were, Gavin couldn't even force a smile. He was sure his eyes were as wide as they could be for multiple reasons.

“One, two, three! Rad, got it. Let's see..."

Clyde withdrew his arm and, though Gavin doubted he looked particularly attractive in it, the picture was apparently good enough as the phone was lowered soon after. For just a brief moment, as he stared at the young man messing with the picture with a lazy grin on his face, he couldn't help feeling off again.

Gavin must have had his worries etched onto his face, as Clyde looked up and said, “Hey, are you alright?"

Gavin nodded, though he was far from it.

“You'd tell me if you weren't right? We're friends now. That means we have to look out for each other."

Friends.

After a brief pause, he nodded again. “...if something's wrong, I'll tell you." Even as he said it, looking at Clyde's innocent, beaming smile, he couldn't shake the feeling like he'd swallowed a rock. That was it. He'd definitely ask Alexander for some medicine later. Whatever was going on, the last thing he needed was to be bedridden for several days. That was precious time wasted, time he only had so much of.

“You promise?" Clyde smiled.

“...yeah. I promise."

CHAPTER 3 - Heaven and Hell

Life with Clyde over the next two weeks was interesting, to say the least. While he'd assumed he'd be required to clean, or cook, or make himself some kind of useful, he quickly found there wasn't a single thing expected of him as cleaning was taken care of by Alexander on the rare occasion it was needed, and the penthouse never seemed to run out of food even though he had never seen Clyde or Alexander go grocery shopping. He wasn't able to keep an eye on both at the same time, so it was always possible one went while he was watching the other. Or they could just have it delivered. The cost of doing so would be enormous, but if Clyde could afford such a massive penthouse, it probably wasn't an issue.

He also found he didn't even have to get up early as neither of them pressured him to rise at a certain time; in fact, there were a few days where he didn't even see them until late in the afternoon. Oddly, those were among the few times that Clyde had clearly made an effort to dress himself for the day. When asked about it, he winked and responded with, “I mean, if you don't want me to anymore, we can definitely make arrangements". Gavin couldn't help thinking that he was dodging the question, but he had no reason to press for more information even if he now had to add it to the list of reasons he felt that something was off, he just couldn't place his finger on exactly what it was. Regarding Gavin's own attire, Clyde was true to his word and didn't say anything more about it, though he occasionally rolled his eyes whenever Gavin came downstairs for breakfast.

To pass the time when Clyde wasn't home, he wandered the penthouse and tried to learn its layout, though this proved to be difficult. He got lost at least twice a day no matter how hard he tried to memorize the floor plan, and there were several occasions where a door led to a different room than he thought it did or, not paying attention, he ended up in a part of the penthouse he'd never seen before. One long hallway he didn't recognize took him to a room with a few rows of chairs facing a small stage that had a shiny black piano on it. Another was an art gallery with only a few paintings hung up on the walls, all of which depicted the same man making rather ridiculous faces. A door on the first floor he thought led to a bedroom no one was using was now locked, meaning he was either mistaken or something valuable had been put in there.

After yet another fruitless attempt at learning where he was going, he gave up and went back to his room. The way there, at least, he'd managed to memorize.

“...and that's about it at the moment," said Gavin a while later, sitting in one of the downstairs chairs. He pressed his phone between his shoulder and ear so he could adjust himself to get a better view of the city below. He was starting to get used to it, though he was still deciding on whether he liked it. “The deal's still going through without a problem, and the guy I'm staying with really does seem fine with me living here as long as I'd like, so that makes things easier."

Well, he seems nice, that's good. Anyway, glad the deal's going well; the guy doesn't seem too bright from what you've told me," said the rough female voice on the other end of the phone call. “He doesn't seem like he'd notice a bad deal if it hit him in the face."

Gavin shrugged. “I don't think he's stupid. He's just…in his own little world, and everyone else flits in and out at random in his eyes."

Well, either way, that's good for us. If we can close on this soon, especially without him catching on, it'll be a huge payday for all of us."

“It shouldn't be too much longer. I only need another few days to go over the terms of the contract with the two of them a bit more fully, and then I think we're all set."

Good. Need me to call you again later to check on the status of the contract?"

“No, I think it's fine. They already seem pretty convinced. Practically got them eating out of the palms of my hands."

Knock knock knock.

The sound of someone politely tapping on his door made Gavin jump.

“I have to go,"he said quickly. “But like I said, should only be another few days before the deal is closed. I'll call you if anything comes up."

He hung up and opened the door to reveal Alexander, polite as ever with his hands folded neatly behind his back after the world's most excessively formal knock.

“Good afternoon, Mr. Ashworth" said Alexander. “I heard you speaking with someone on your phone. I hope I am not interrupting?"

“No, not at all. I was just speaking with my new boss," Gavin responded.

“That's right, you did tell us the other day you'd been hired at another, ah…agency. Is it going well?" he asked.

Gavin nodded. “It is! At least, I hope so. Honestly, I'm just glad to have a job again…"

“Of course. Not that you're required to have one while staying with us, but a sedentary body creates a sedentary mind, as they say. I have heard little about what your new job is like since you were let go from your other one, so tell me about these clients of yours. I'm curious to know more about our newest resident and how he operates."

He certainly didn't sound enthused for Gavin to talk to him about his work. Clyde must have put him up to it and, ever the faithful servant, he likely agreed without complaint. Did that mean that Clyde was starting to become suspicious of him? If so, then all his talk about accepting people as they were was all just a lie, just as Gavin expected it was.

“Well…" he began. “It's like I said before, it's another debt collection agency-"

“I know," said Alexander bluntly. “Mr. Ashworth, may I ask you something?"

Gavin's heart began racing. “Yes, of course! What is it?"

“I did not inquire about the nature of your work, I inquired about the two clients you are attempting to make a deal with. Yet, you immediately jumped to explain your work. Any other person would think that you are hiding something."

Gavin blinked, then gave a kind, apologetic smile. “I'm sorry, the question just caught me off guard. I wasn't expecting the butler to take a personal interest in the house's residents."

“Is that so unusual?" Alexander asked.

He nodded. “I would think so. I'm not telling you to mind your business, obviously, and I'm not exactly accustomed to the ways of the wealthy, but my understanding is that the house's servants do their job and that's that. The only reason I can think of that you'd take interest is Clyde is curious and asked you to talk to me."

“If My Lord was interested, he'd ask you himself. I'm sure you've noticed, but, for better or worse, he does not quite know what the word subtlety means."

“...I've noticed, yes," he said. “It's his house so he's free to do as he wishes, but I admit that his, um…fashion choices are a little odd to me"

“My Lord is very…carefree. He feels uncomfortable when restrained in any capacity, and I'm afraid this manifests as a strong distaste for most clothing unless it is rather light, hence the outfit he wore when you met. That aside, my point is that he has no need for subterfuge. I ask because I am genuinely curious, but if you would prefer to keep your private business private, just say so. I give you my word that I will not be offended."

Alexander was clever, extremely clever, and his true intentions didn't go unnoticed: he was very subtly attempting to guide Gavin into saying something that would give a reason to be suspicious. In this case, refusing to talk about a normal job would do exactly that. However, after a lifetime of dealing with people who also thought they were clever, Gavin was well aware of what to look for…and how to avoid falling into their traps.

“No, it's okay! I don't mind, really," he said, returning to the chair and sitting down. “You asked about the clients, right? Guess you overheard. I don't know much about them personally, I've only ever interacted with them for business purposes. The main guy though, the boss, he's the one I'm talking to the most. He's…well, I think the polite way to say it is he's eccentric."

“How so?" asked Alexander who was still standing in the doorway.

Gavin crossed his arms and looked at the ceiling. “It's hard to explain. He does what he wants, when he wants to do it. The main issue I've run into so far is that it's difficult to tell what he's thinking. Does he like me, does he hate me, does he even know why we're talking in the first place, it's just a very odd experience. I'm trying to get everything sorted out, meanwhile it feels like he's in some rocket ship flying through a planet made of candy and rainbows."

“He sounds rather like My Lord," Alexander stated.

“He does. I think living with Clyde is a good experience, it's helping me figure out exactly how I should handle the situation."

“And what, might I ask, do you gain if the contract goes through?"

Gavin looked back at him and smiled. “I hope this doesn't come off as rude, but you're asking a lot of questions."

“The only thing I desire is to learn as much as I can about you," he said instantly with a small bow.

“Well, I'm an open book! Surely you don't want to hear about my work, though. It's all pretty boring. What else do you want to know?" he asked.

Alexander narrowed his eyes just slightly, and Gavin knew he had just scored a few points. If he insisted on learning about Gavin's work, it would come off as being suspicious, something he clearly wanted to avoid. If he dropped the subject, however, he would lose his chance to learn what's going on. Either way, this was a lost battle for him. Finally, he said, “...very well. Tell me about your home life, Mr. Ashworth. I haven't heard you speak much of it. It clearly was not pleasant, but surely it cannot have been all bad."

Gavin froze. That was one of the few topics he was not prepared to talk about as he assumed being kicked out would have ended all discussion on the matter. Noticing his clear discomfort, Alexander bowed deeper.

“I apologize, Mr. Ashworth. I did not mean to bring up painful memories or experiences. I should have known better than to ask about something that may have been troubling."

“No, no. It's…fine," he said quietly. “I don't want to talk about it much, but…I can tell you a little bit."

“Share only what you are comfortable with, sir," he said. He finally joined Gavin by the couch, though he remained standing.

“It's not much, and what little there is…it's not exactly fun," he sighed. “My parents didn't like me, and that's on a good day. Every time I thought I was doing something right, they'd say I messed up somehow. If I got straight A's, they'd say it doesn't matter because I didn't get a perfect hundred percent on my last test. If I cleaned the house, they'd tell me I used the wrong cleaning solution. No matter how hard I tried, they weren't satisfied. I think they just…didn't want to be. Or maybe they couldn't be." He clenched his fists and concluded with, “Eventually, I got my previous job in an attempt to spend less time at home. Even that made them unhappy, because they started saying I was ungrateful and never wanted to be near them."

“I certainly wouldn't want to be," said Alexander.

“No kidding, no one did. But, um…yeah, so I got a job and as usual I messed things up. I was trying to save up to get my own place and get out of their fur. That's why I said what I did in that text, I'd had enough and figured it's what they wanted anyway, but apparently even that was wrong…and you know the rest."

“I'm so terribly sorry to hear that, Mr. Ashworth. It must have been a struggle for you," said Alexander, his voice as monotone as ever. “Do you think you'll ever talk to them again?"

“I doubt it. I've gotten nothing but abuse from them my entire life, so why would I want to go back? Once I'm out of here and on my own, they might as well not exist. That's probably what they want anyway; now that I'm gone, they finally have their happily ever after."

“And what about your happily ever after?" said Alexander.

Ooh, are we talking about fairy tales? I love those!"

Gavin jumped, nearly falling out of his chair. As though he had teleported in, Clyde was laying on the sofa in the pit, his head casually resting on his hands as he lay back on the cushions.

“When did you get here?" Gavin asked, readjusting himself into a less embarrassing position.

Clyde shrugged. “Not that long ago, you seemed absorbed in your conversation with Alexander so I didn't want to interrupt. Gotta say though, didn't think you two would be having private conversations already," he winked. “Anything I should know about between you two?"

“No, it's…not like that."

“So you're saying you don't think he's attractive?"

“Huh? That's not what…I mean, he's…" Gavin stuttered, unsure of how the conversation shifted in such a different direction so quickly.

“Can't believe you'd say that when he was just telling me the other day how much he enjoyed your company," said Clyde while shaking his head.

“My feelings are wounded, sir," said Alexander.

Gavin rubbed his eyes wearily. “And now I'm getting double-teamed. Wonderful."

Clyde stretched and stood up. “If you ever want us to do it again, just ask," he grinned. “Though it's always better if you have a few drinks first, at least from what I've been told. Anyway, Alexander, I need to talk to you. New development on our little problem. Now a good time?"

“Of course, sir. Oh, and before I forget, Mr. Ashworth: I've prepared lunch for you. It's ready and waiting on the dining room table," he added. “We can all head down together once My Lord and I have finished our discussion. That was actually why I came up here in the first place before we got distracted."

Gavin nodded. “Okay. Thank you. Um…do you want me to step out for a bit, or…?"

“...besides the fact that this is your room," said Alexander, “that's quite unnecessary. There is nothing to hide, after all. Speaking of which, I promise you that I do not suspect you of anything untoward, and I deeply apologize if it came off as such. I simply wanted to learn more about you. Now, My Lord, what is it you wanted to tell me?"

“...oh, right!" said Clyde after a short pause as if he was deep in thought. Or, more likely, it was that he'd spaced out again. “We probably shouldn't ignore these Redcaps anymore. Give it a few more weeks, and there'll be tons of them."

Alexander nodded. “That would be quite unfortunate. Yes, we should take action immediately before they get out of hand again."

“I'm sorry, but what's a Redcap?" Gavin asked.

Clyde hoisted himself off the couch and instead sat cross-legged on top of the backrest. It looked incredibly uncomfortable, yet he seemed to be perfectly fine with the new position. “Yeah, I should probably explain that, huh? Um…they're like, these tiny little things that kinda look like they have red hats on, which is where the name comes from. Not dangerous, but super frustrating. They get into everything, and once they start nesting, it's hard to get them to leave."

“Ah…an insect problem, then. When do you plan to get rid of them?" Gavin asked. Quickly realizing how odd what he just asked was, he added, “Sorry, I'm just not a huge fan of bugs."

Alexander nodded. “I see. I daresay we should act as quickly as possible. How does tonight sound, My Lord?"

“Works for me!" Clyde agreed. “Can't wait to get those things out of here. For now, how about we get Gavin down to the dining room for some food? Then maybe we can go in the pool for a bit! Still haven't seen you in a swimsuit, man!"

Gavin shook his head as they left the room and began to make their way downstairs. “You'll be waiting even longer, because I don't have one. I have no possessions, remember? I don't believe Alexander gave me one, either."

“I did. Second drawer from the bottom on the right side, third on the stack above two pairs of shorts suitable for wearing to the beach. Perhaps you just didn't see," said Alexander.

“...right. I'll have to check later, then. Thank you."

“Even if he didn't, I'd just lend you one of mine! We're probably close enough in size that it'd work," said Clyde.

Gavin eyed the man walking down the second set of stairs next to him who was easily at least sixty pounds lighter than he was. “...I appreciate that, but I'll pass."

“Aw, come on! I bet you'd look great in it! And it's gotta be more comfortable than whatever this is!" He gently tugged at Gavin's usual long-sleeve shirt.

“I'm perfectly comfortable in this, as a matter of fact." Once again, Clyde looking at him with that specific mixture of playfulness and honest begging made him feel strange in ways he couldn't, or perhaps didn't want to, describe. “...but alright, I'll join you. I'm not getting in the water so I won't be changing my outfit, though."

“Damn. Fine, I guess just chilling with you is good enough. Wait, you know how to swim, right? That's not the issue, is it?"

Gavin resisted the urge to roll his eyes just as they came to the dining room. “Of course I know how to swim."

“Oh, so you're just a prude, got it."

“I am not a-"

He paused, looking at the dining room table. Something was off, but he couldn't quite place it. It was not until he got closer that he realized there was no plate on it. Every other time he had come down, Alexander had already set the table in preparation and yet, other than the pristine tablecloth, it was completely bare. For a moment, he felt guilty that he had become so accustomed to being treated like royalty that such a simple thing surprised him, but it was Alexander, he reasoned. That sort of thing didn't happen with him.

“Alexander, you…said you prepared lunch, right?"

“I did, indeed," said Alexander, eyeing the table as well. “I assume you are referring to the table not being set. I apologize, Mr. Ashworth. It seems I was…a little careless. I will go and fetch you a plate right away. My Lord, would you like to assist me?"

“...sure," said Clyde slowly.

The two of them went into the kitchen and reappeared a moment later, Alexander carrying a plate of food and a set of silverware, made fully from real silver as Alexander had told him a few nights ago, and Clyde carrying a filled wine glass, likely the only thing Alexander trusted him to carry. Once everything had been set, Alexander retreated back into the kitchen while Clyde sat opposite Gavin and folded his arms on the table, resting his head on them.

“Why don't you ever eat with me?" Gavin asked, taking a sip of his wine.

“I did, man. Don't you remember our first night together? Even Alexander ate with us," Clyde responded.

“No, I mean after that. I don't think I've seen either of you eat since then."

The butler should not dine with the Lord of the house, that is why!" Alexander called out from the kitchen.

Clyde pointed to the kitchen. “You heard the man. Something something, 'not proper' and all that jazz."

“Okay, fine. But is there a rule against you eating with a guest?"

“I dunno, probably not. To be totally honest with you, I just really don't eat much. Wastes time I could be using to lounge around, you know?"

“...not really, no."

Clyde sat up and leaned back in his chair. “Well, the point is that, again, I don't eat much."

He set down his fork and voiced a question he'd been wanting to ask for some time but had not for fear of sounding ridiculous. He didn't expect the answer to be “yes", of course, though given how strange Clyde was, he wouldn't entirely be surprised.

“This is a strange question, but…you and Alexander aren't ghosts, are you?"

Clyde straightened his chair and tilted his head to the side slightly. “Ghosts? Why?"

“I saw a movie like that once," Gavin explained. “I think I mentioned it, but I watch a lot of horror and supernatural movies. I know it probably seems out of character, but I really do like that sort of thing. I don't believe in any of it, obviously, but it's still very interesting as a concept, you know? Things we can't understand, beings stronger than us living right under our noses, it's fascinating. But anyway, I saw a movie once where you thought the main characters were alive the whole time and they were being haunted, but it turns out they were the ghosts haunting other people. I don't actually think you're ghosts or anything, I just…wanted to make sure because I've never seen you eat aside from that one time, and you both have a weird habit of showing up out of nowhere."

He burst into laughter, the one reaction Gavin was hoping he wouldn't receive. “Nah, dude! We're not ghosts, I promise! Damn, I wish I was, though! Do you know how much fun that'd be? Just floating around like wooooooooo and knocking stuff over? I'd love that! Well, if ghosts were actually like that I would, anyway."

Gavin paused. “Have you…met a ghost?"

Clyde shrugged. “Who's to say? Can't prove it even if I said yes. Anyway, no point in talking about depressing stuff like ghosts! Finish eating so we can head to the pool!"

Reluctantly, Gavin left his room a bit later holding a towel from the bathroom. He still didn't plan to get in the pool, but in any other situation, a cunning and determined person would realize that getting the other person wet is an easy way to make them change into something else, and he had long since learned that, although Clyde may be a bit ditzy, he might not be as slow as he seemed. Sometimes, the way Clyde looked at him made him feel as though he was being analyzed on a molecular level, like the clouds his head was stuck in were concealing a mind far more cunning than it appeared…and then he would ask a question such as, “what if drawers started singing opera every time we opened them", so really, Gavin couldn't be sure.

“There you are! Took you long enough!" Clyde grinned, standing by the pool with one hand casually resting on his hip. Thankfully, he had decided to wear swim shorts; Gavin wasn't entirely positive he would, given Clyde's “carefree" nature, as Alexander called it. That said, Clyde choosing to wear a swimsuit still meant it was all he wore. A loud splash jolted him back to reality.

“Come on, man! You gotta join me in here!" said Clyde after he resurfaced, shaking his head to remove some of the water from his fur before swimming up to the side and resting his arms on it.

“I'll pass, thank you," said Gavin, setting his towel down a bit farther back from the pool in case of any more cannonballs and sitting down near the edge. The soft sound of the pool's rippling water was strangely soothing, he had to admit. It'd been some time since he actually had a moment to relax.

“So, talk to me, man. You never talk about yourself, and I want to know more. What do you like to do in your spare time? I think you said you exercise and…paranormal shows? Interesting combo! But I mean, you don't swim, you don't play video games…do you do anything besides those?" Clyde asked.

“These days, not really," Gavin sighed, wishing it wasn't the truth. “I've been too busy to have much time to myself. I used to watch Haunted Happenings or a documentary about cryptids or something when I got home if there was one on, but other than that…I kind of just slept and worked. Even now, it's honestly just more of the same."

Clyde frowned. “Aw, come on! That's no way to live!"

“Not much I can do about it. I wasn't exactly an admin in my organization, which means I got long hours and little pay, so even if I had time to do other things, I couldn't afford it. Must be nice, being rich…even if I don't understand how you could be."

Clyde hoisted himself onto the side of the pool and sat next to Gavin. “Life's about more than money, bro. I get we're in like, a capitalist hellscape and you kinda need it to not die and all that, but I dunno. I don't think life was ever supposed to be about that, some greedy old dudes who don't know how to feel things right just forced it to be that way. I think life's supposed to be about when you're on a beach somewhere drinking a cocktail and not worrying about the stock market or whatever, just chilling and enjoying being alive for the sake of being alive. Like, everyone always asks what the meaning of life is, but it's just to enjoy existing."

Once again, Clyde was showing that he wasn't just a pretty face with a wind-up toy clapping cymbals together in his head. It was utterly impossible to make heads or tails of him, something Gavin was not at all used to. He didn't like it.

Clyde stood up and took a few steps backwards. “Anyway, I'd watch out if you don't wanna get splashed, man! Or don't, I sure as hell wouldn't complain if you got all wet and had to take your shirt off!" he winked.

Once again, any ounce of respect or fear towards him immediately vanished.

Clyde sprinted forward and leaped into the air. He crashed into the pool, sending a spray of water upwards. Thankfully only a tiny bit reached Gavin, hardly enough to make the legs of his pants feel slightly wet. Clyde's head popped out from below the water's surface a second later, shaking the water from his fur once again. He turned to face Gavin, and his wide grin instantly vanished.

“What? Something wrong?" Gavin asked.

“Uh…no! Nothing at all!" he said quickly. “Sorry, I just, um…remembered something. Don't worry about it. Anyway, tell me about Haunted Harlots or whatever that show you mentioned was called!"

“...it's Haunted Happenings, and it's about the supposedly haunted places across the country," said Gavin. “It's not just a bunch of people going in and asking for the ghost to punch them like most supernatural shows, it actually talks about the place's history and shows the most compelling evidence that it's haunted. It's all fake, obviously, but they do such a good job of it that it's honestly hard to tell sometimes, so I like watching it. It makes suspension of disbelief easier."

“How do you know it's fake? Isn't it possible ghosts are real?" Clyde asked. “Why don't you believe in ghosts, anyway? You should tell me about that!"

Gavin shrugged. “I wish they were, things would be a lot more interesting if that were the case. Ghosts, cryptids…if I could wish for one thing, it'd be that it's all real, that there's more to the world than what we can see. But it just doesn't seem likely. I know I can't prove any of it doesn't exist, but no one can prove any of it's real, either. If it was, I feel like there'd be hard proof by now, but there isn't, so I just don't think it can be." He turned to reach for his towel to dry off the remaining water on the ground that had been slowly creeping towards him…

Aagh! Clyde!"

A large wave of water had just splashed directly into Gavin, thoroughly soaking him. He lightly shook the water from his fur, glaring at Clyde who had clapped his hands over his mouth.

“Shit, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to do that!" he gasped.

“How did you not mean to do that!?"

“I just, um…thought you looked a little warm, so I meant to like, playfully splash you. But I guess I misjudged how much water it'd be?"

“Well, I'd just planned to dry the ground, but now it looks like I need to dry me off as well," said Gavin. “I don't know if this is just some weird plan to get me to change into a swimsuit, but it sure isn't happening now."

Clyde paused. “...yeah! That's it, I was hoping if you got wet, you would! Damn, guess it didn't work! You should probably just sit there for a while, you'll dry off pretty quick!"

“...or I could just use the towel that's sitting five feet away from me," said Gavin slowly. “If necessary, I'll just ask Alexander to get me some dry clothes and change before coming back…and staying far from the edge of the pool." He turned once more to reach for his towel.

“Wait!" Clyde exclaimed. Ignoring him, Gavin turned and nearly jumped backwards into the pool in shock; Alexander was now standing where his towel had been only moments before. He held a different towel in his hand and looked down at Gavin with a polite smile.

“My apologies," he said with a bow. “I came up here to ask you what you wanted for dinner, but I noticed there was a stain on your towel, so I took the liberty of replacing it with another. It seems I arrived just in time, you appear to be in great need of it. Here you are, sir."

“Uh…thanks, Alexander," said Gavin, hesitantly taking the towel from him. “You're very…quiet. I didn't even hear you come in the first time."

Alexander nodded. “Indeed. It is the duty of a competent butler to ensure that any affairs are taken care of so that My Lord and his guests can go about their day with no disruption."

Gavin stood up and dried himself off as best he could. He then glared at Clyde. “Since someone got me all wet, I'm going to go change."

“No problem! And, uh…I'm really sorry about that!" said Clyde earnestly. Gavin felt most of his annoyance instantly fade away, something he was not remotely pleased about. Wrapping the towel around himself, he left the pool and went back to his room, shivering from the cold air. After changing into a set of dry clothes and grabbing a new pair of shoes, he turned to pick up the wet clothes he had thrown onto the floor-

“...what?"

Not only were the wet clothes gone, his door on the floor below was now just slightly ajar, and thought he saw a flash of movement heading out of the room. He immediately felt his ears turning bright red, both from annoyance that Alexander walked in on him while he was changing and horror for the exact same reason. He'd probably go off about being efficient when confronted, but Gavin didn't care how efficient he wanted to be; if Alexander did that again, there was going to be a problem.

He stormed out of his room and went back to the pool. While he couldn't just say nothing, he couldn't risk being thrown out for being rude and so he almost hoped Alexander wasn't still at the pool since that'd give him a minute to calm down even more before Clyde summoned him. When he did, Gavin had a number of words for the butler. He just wasn't entirely sure which he wanted to use yet, and that choice could make or break his chances of staying.

“Oh! Welcome back!" Clyde grinned as Gavin returned. He had left the water and was now sitting on the edge, his feet still in the water. “Woah, you look pissed. Something wrong?"

“Yes. Your butler came into my room while I was changing," he said.

Clyde immediately shook his head. “No way, man. He'd never do something like that. If you were like, in the bathroom or something and he couldn't see or bother you then that'd make sense, but if you're in the bed part of the bedroom? Nah."

Gavin gestured to his clothing. “Well, clearly he did because when I took my wet clothes off, I turned around after I'd changed into these and they were gone. My door was even open, and I saw something leaving my room."

Clyde's grin faded again. “...oh. Okay. Um…yeah, I feel you. I'll talk to Alexander about it, see what's going on. If he did, I'll let him know not to do it again. But I'm sure if he did, he didn't see anything!"

“Yeah. Right," he said.

Clyde stood up and placed a hand on Gavin's shoulder. “Why do you care so much, anyway? Like, actually asking here. You okay?"

Gavin brushed his hand away. “I'm not in the mood to talk about this, Clyde. Just…please make sure he doesn't do it again, alright?"

He left the pool again. He knew he shouldn't have been so upset with Clyde, it technically wasn't his fault, after all. Still, it also shouldn't matter; he didn't plan on staying at the penthouse for much longer. He only needed a few more days at most, and then he'd never see them again-

Gavin stopped walking at the bottom of the stairs on the first floor. Although he'd heard what Alexander said about getting rid of the Redcaps that night, it didn't truly register until just that moment exactly what that implied. That night would be the first time he knew they'd be gone, or at least extremely busy to where they wouldn't be paying attention to him. He slowly pulled out his phone and texted a short sentence to “Mom":

Gavin: Coming back tomorrow morning.

Even as his finger hovered over the button to send the text, he found himself hesitating. Why was this any different? He couldn't even say he particularly liked Clyde that much, and he definitely didn't like Alexander after what he'd just done. So why did part of him not want to hit the button and cement the fact that this would be his final night with them?

Whatever the reason was, it didn't matter. He was too far in now, and there was no going back. He closed his eyes, steadied himself…and forced his finger down. He got a response seconds later.

Mom: Okay. What time?

A strange squelch sound diverted his attention from his phone. It sounded like it came from above, but what could have made the sound, he had no idea. Was Clyde walking around without drying himself? No, even he wouldn't do something so pointless. Besides, it almost sounded like something wet being dropped on the floor rather than water dripping down from a swimsuit. The only other possibility he could think of was that Clyde had taken off his swimsuit right there. That, at least, was entirely possible, but why do it there when his room was nearby?

He slowly climbed the stairs as silently as possible, dreading what he expected to see. He was relieved when he didn't see Clyde at all, except…

Gavin quickly rubbed his eyes, positive they were playing tricks on him. When that didn't fix the problem, he pinched himself as hard as he could. He felt a searing pain at the spot of the pinch, so he couldn't be dreaming. Alexander certainly couldn't have undercooked the meat from his previous meal, so it wasn't some kind of food poisoning affecting his mind. The problem was that this left no other explanations he could think of for what he was currently looking at.

As though it were as confused by his presence as he was, the small furry creature wearing a red hat and standing next to a pile of wet clothes stared back at him. Telling what species it most resembled was impossible, but it walked on two legs and appeared to be wearing clothing, albeit very simple green garments with plain brown boots. The only part of its face that was easily visible was a pair of beady black eyes underneath the massive amount of fur. It could not have been more than a few inches tall, and yet, somehow, it gathered up the wet clothes with ease after losing interest in Gavin, holding them above its head in a tight ball despite the bundle being larger than it was. It trotted off down the hall without another look in his direction.

Breaking himself out of his stupor, Gavin sprinted back upstairs to the pool. He burst through the doors, panting heavily.

“Wow, you missed me that much?" Clyde laughed, now out of the pool and drying himself off.

“There…there was a…" Gavin gasped, not entirely sure how to explain what he just saw.

“What? Someone didn't come into your room again, did they?" he asked.

Gavin shook his head. “No…! It…I don't know! I saw…something!"

Clyde smiled and wrapped his arm around Gavin's shoulders. “Alright, calm down, man. Alexander's on his way up here to invite you to tea, anyway. Let's get you something to drink and you can tell me all about whatever you think you saw."

As if on cue, Alexander approached them the moment they went back inside. “Ah, Mr. Ashworth! I was just coming to fetch you for some tea! My, you look quite shaken. Are you alright?"

“Yes! I mean…no, but I'm fine! Ugh, I don't know!" he groaned.

“Gavin thinks he saw something. It was probably just a trick of the light," Clyde chuckled.

“It wasn't the light!"

“Oh?" said Alexander. “How can you be sure? The light can do strange things."

“Because it was a tiny little…person, thing, I don't know! It had a red hat and tons of fur and it was carrying my wet clothes from earlier!" he blurted out, fully aware of how strange it sounded but unsure of how to put it any other way. “God, I know that must sound weird, but I promise I-"

“Gavin."

“Don't tell me I made it up, Clyde! I saw it, and I thought maybe I was dreaming or something at first, but-"

“Mr. Ashworth-"

“I'm sorry, I don't want to cause any trouble, but I promise I'm not lying!"

Dude!" said Clyde. “Calm down, it's okay. We both believe you."

“Indeed, sir," said Alexander.

Gavin paused. “...you do?" He wasn't entirely surprised Clyde did, he seemed like the kind of person who'd believe anything mildly interesting. Alexander, though, came off as someone who wouldn't believe in the existence of anything if it wasn't right in front of him.

Clyde patted him on the back gently. “We need to talk, man. Let's head down to the dining room. Some tea should help you relax."

His words failing him, Gavin nodded and followed Clyde to the stairs. On a whim, he turned his head to look down the hallway just in time to see another of the strange creatures scuttling around the corner. Gavin frantically gestured towards it.

“There! I just saw another one!" he exclaimed.

“Damn it, they're getting bolder. Alexander, how many did you say were left?" Clyde asked.

“Two, sir," he replied.

“Okay. There's that one, and the one Gavin saw earlier. I don't want to involve him, but we need to sort this out before it gets worse, so Gavin and I will handle this one. Can you handle the other?"

Alexander bowed. “Might I have my official orders, sir? Just say the word, and it will be done."

“Aw, come on. I trust you to do it even without that."

“Perhaps, yet this guarantees perfection. As I have always said and will say forevermore: to give you perfection is to give you substandard performance…plus, due to their slippery nature, leaving a single Redcap would become a problem very quickly. Best to not take chances, My Lord."

Clyde faced his butler and shrugged. “Well, if that's what you want."

As he still had not changed out of his swimsuit, the mark on his side was in plain view as, for the second time in about ten minutes, something happened Gavin couldn't explain. The mark began to glow with a pale, icy blue light, and the symbols rotated in place like they had become alive. As they did, Gavin noticed a hint of the same blue light peeking out from under the right side of Alexander's collar. Clyde's next words were clear and direct:

“Alexander: catch the other Redcap as quickly as possible. Once you have, bring it to the guest room downstairs where we're keeping the others."

He knelt down on one knee, his hand placed over his heart and his head bowed. “Of course, My Lord. I will not rest until your order has been completed." He then stood up and went down the stairs, his hands clasped behind his back.

“Clyde?" said Gavin.

“Mm?"

“What the hell was that?"

Clyde winked at him. “No time to explain, man. We've got work to do!" He made to dart off towards where the Redcap was seen, but Gavin grabbed his arm and held him back.

“No, Clyde! I'm sorry, but I need to know what's going on! What are those things!? Why do you not seem surprised by them!? And why did your tattoo start glowing and moving!? I'm not letting you go until I have some damn answers! I know that's rude, and I'll apologize formally later, but I need you to tell me what's happening!"

“Sorry, but your damn-swers are gonna have to wait!" Clyde laughed. “...yeah, probably not the best time," he added, noticing Gavin's glare. “But seriously, we need to get going. There are two Redcaps we haven't caught, and if we don't do it now, they could get away and free the others. I promise I'll explain everything when we're done, okay?"

“...fine," Gavin grunted, letting go of Clyde's arm. “At least tell me what those things are. I want to know what I'm getting into."

“Fair enough. They're Redcaps," he said. “Like…little spirits that love theft."

Spirits!?"

“Sorta? Depends what you define as a spirit, I guess to you they wouldn't be but-okay, point is, they can't hurt you but they can cause lots of problems. They like to hoard things, doesn't matter what but they especially like luxurious things, and they tend to gather in groups. Where there's one, there's at least ten others. If they decide they like a place, they settle down and start reproducing to make even more. Before you know it, you're overrun and all your stuff is gone."

“Okay, so why do they look like gnomes?"

“They're actually what garden gnomes are based off of, the red hat and excessive fur thing came from someone seeing a Redcap and being like, hey that's a gnome, so they made one and it caught on. They're not the same thing, though. Gnomes are a lot different than what most people think. They're also way less troublesome than Redcaps."

Excuse me? Are you telling me gnomes are real?"

Clyde looked down the hallway and then back at Gavin. “I can tell we're going down a rabbit hole here, but there's no time for that, so we need to move on. Like I said, I'll explain later." He took a few steps before smiling at him. “But yeah. Gnomes are real." He then ran down the hall, leaving Gavin to process what he'd just heard. Hoping Clyde would keep his word, he put all of his questions in the back of his mind and forced himself to shift into a professional mindset. In his line of work, there was no time to hesitate; even if things were confusing, a single second could be all it takes to fail, just one misstep enough to lose everything. For now, all he needed to know was that two Redcaps, whatever they were, needed to be caught, and it was now his job to help catch one of them. He sprinted after Clyde, catching up with him just around the corner by the game room.

“I know it went this way, but where could it have gone? There are tons of rooms on this floor!" said Gavin, suddenly feeling like, once again, there were more than he remembered.

“We need to lure it out with something valuable. It'll have to come back into the hallway eventually, and if it sees something unguarded, it'll try to take it," Clyde explained.

“Okay, but neither of us have anything we can use."

Clyde placed his hands behind his head casually and paced for a moment. “Something valuable, something valuable…oh! Gavin, take off your shirt, we'll use that as bait. It's made of pretty good stuff, so the Redcaps should be into it."

Excuse me?" said Gavin incredulously.

“Dude. We really don't have time, come on."

“No way! There's got to be something else we can use! Why not go get a spoon or something, they're silver. Shouldn't they be into that?"

“They would, but that'd take too long. Plus, they really prefer bigger things and softer materials, there's like…this weird hierarchy of stuff they go for, and at the end of the day they'll take anything but they gotta go down the list first, you know? So better chance with your shirt."

Gavin's heart began pounding, and not just because of the stress from dealing with the Redcaps. “I told you, not gonna happen! There has to be something else to use!"

Clyde shrugged and hooked a finger into the waistband of his swimsuit. “Alright, we'll go with this, then. Good thing it's pretty soft, it should work well enough."

“Woah, woah, what are you doing!?" he exclaimed.

“You've already seen me in my underwear, man. What's the difference?"

“It's completely different!"

Clyde shook his head. “Look, I honestly don't want you to be uncomfortable, but we gotta get this done. If it really bothers you that much, how about this: go wait by the staircase, that way you can't see me. When it shows up, I'll stand at this end of the hallway so it has to go towards you. When it does, chase it downstairs and into the guest bedroom next to the courtyard doors. Alexander should be done already, so he can help you corner it."

He couldn't think of a legitimate reason to not agree to Clyde's plan, and it meant he didn't have to take anything off, so he begrudgingly agreed. He went back over to the staircase and heard the sound of something being dropped on the floor soon after.

Gavin's ears suddenly felt a bit warm.

“Alright, I'm going to step into this room and wait. I'll let you know when it comes!" came Clyde's voice.

“Um…sure…" Gavin muttered in response. “Yeah. No problem."

As Clyde spoke, Gavin could somehow perfectly envision his carefree smile in his mind. “Everything's okay, man. Really."

For a moment, there was complete silence. Then, just as he was wondering if the Redcaps didn't go for it, he heard the sound of something scuttling across the floor. Then a pause, the ruffle of something soft being picked up, and then more scurrying.

Ha!" Clyde laughed, presumably jumping out of the room he was hiding in. The scurrying intensified and the Redcap bolted around the corner, Clyde's swimsuit held high above its head in a tight bundle. Wrenching his mind away from where it had inadvertently taken him, he ran after the Redcap while attempting to make each step as loud as possible to seem intimidating. It scurried around him and went down the steps, followed closely by Gavin. It then attempted to go towards the dining room only to be blocked by Alexander who was standing in front of it, his hands folded behind his back. Oddly, he seemed to have retained all of his clothing, so Gavin wasn't entirely sure how he managed to catch the other one. With Gavin blocking the way up and Alexander preventing access to the way down, the Redcap sprinted down the hallway to the right. Noticing the open door, it ran inside.

“Quickly, Mr. Ashworth! We must enter and make sure that none escape!" said Alexander, hurrying past Gavin and into the room. Gavin quickly followed, wondering exactly how the others had been captured. When he entered, he saw at least a dozen Redcaps standing together on a complex sigil drawn on the floor in blue.The only Redcap outside of the sigil was the one carrying Clyde's swimsuit. It stood in front of its friends, facing the two as they entered. Gavin assumed it must be upset, but the large amount of fur made discerning any facial features or expressions impossible.

“What now?" Gavin asked quietly.

“No sudden movements, Mr. Ashworth," Alexander replied slowly. “We must be very careful that it does not disturb the-"

Unfortunately, the Redcap did what was likely the exact thing they were supposed to make sure it didn't do. It quickly backed up and scuffed its boot over the sigil, causing a small part to be rubbed away. The other Redcaps bounded forward as though a gate had been lifted and attempted to rejoin their friend. Alexander quickly pointed at the small gap, and it instantly repaired itself. Gavin would have wondered how he did that if there wasn't the more pressing issue of a single Redcap having managed to escape, now standing beside the other. The two rushed forward, and both Alexander and Gavin dove to catch them. Alexander, predictably, was successful, but Gavin's attempt at diving ultimately knocked him away from being able to catch the other. His heart sank as it ran out of the room…

Got it!"

Clyde's voice rang out from the hallway. Before he could look away, Clyde ran into view with the Redcap firmly in his grasp. To Gavin's relief, he was now clothed in a tank top and shorts. He threw the Redcap back into the enclosed sigil, Alexander quickly doing the same.

Now, Alexander!" Clyde exclaimed.

Alexander nodded and reached his hand out towards the Redcaps. With a snap of his fingers, a thin jet of flame shot out and struck the sigil. There was a burst of bright blue light that filled the entire room. Gavin covered his eyes, and within a second, the light faded away. Although he didn't know what just happened, the Redcaps were gone.

“Whew! That's finally over!" Clyde grinned. “Damn, I thought for sure we weren't gonna get them all!"

“Sir, if Redcaps were your downfall, I would find that quite the strange turn of events given everything else we've experienced…though I admit, it would be quite humorous," said Alexander. “...but perhaps this is a discussion for another time. Mr. Ashworth seems quite upset."

Was he upset? He couldn't tell, really. He wasn't sure what he was feeling. Confusion? Horror? Excitement? All of the above? All he knew was that he felt something, and he didn't like it at all. He hadn't realized it until Alexander spoke, but he had slumped down against the wall and found he could not quite form a coherent sentence.

“But…where did…how did…the…the fire, and…!" was all he could manage.

“Now, now, Mr. Ashworth. I know you must be confused, but I promise it will be explained momentarily. Come on, up you get. Let's go to the dining room so you can sit down with some nice, strong tea. I'll bring you a bit of cake, too," said Alexander softly. He and Clyde lifted Gavin off the floor and helped him walk to the dining room. It was good they did, because he was positive he would be unable to do so on his own with his legs currently feeling like runny pudding. “Though I must admit, I would have been quite content if we never had to explain anything at all."

“We'd have had to eventually, Alexander," said Clyde. “It's not fair for him to not know…you know?"

“I don't disagree on either point, certainly, but it would have been far easier for all of us if we could simply continue on as we were."

Once they had sat him down in one of the dining room chairs and gotten some tea and cake in front of him, Clyde sat down in the chair opposite and waited for him to regain his composure, prompting him to take a sip every now and then, while Alexander stood behind Clyde and remained silent.

“...what's going on?" Gavin finally managed to say after what felt like an eternity of his thoughts bouncing around inside of his head like moths in a box desperate to reach a flame outside.

“Okay, that's a fair question," said Clyde. “Man, where do I even start? Um…how about you ask whatever you want to know the most, and we'll go from there?"

Although there were things he was far more interested in learning the answer to, he started with the question that he felt would at least form a base for the answers to the others. “You…said Redcaps are spirits, and that gnomes exist. Just…start there. What's going on with that?" he said slowly. Even as he spoke, he felt completely ridiculous entertaining the notion that spirits could exist, much less gnomes. Still, after what he had just experienced, it was clear that there was something happening he couldn't explain.

“That's an easy one, actually! Well, easy to explain, might not quite be so easy to take in." Clyde leaned forward and rested his head on his forearms. “So, you know how every culture has things in their folklore? Vampires, magic, angels, gnomes, sea monsters, those really specific spirits in Japan like the one that's basically just a possessed umbrella? Well, in almost every case, they're real. They may not be exactly how people think they are, but they all exist. Haven't come across the possessed umbrella, but I know someone who did. They're pretty nice, apparently. They tend to stare a lot, but other than that."

“Is there, uh…anything that isn't real? I assume Mothman's fake," said Gavin with a forced laugh, attempting to break the awkwardness with what he thought was a joke.

“No, Mothman's real," said Clyde. “Pretty good news for you, right? Since you like those paranormal shows and all. He's not a moth though, he's an owl…man. Really not sure where the moth thing came from, he doesn't even look like one. His name's Manny, actually. Met him once, pretty chill guy. He's kinda like me, loves to feel the wind rushing past him and takes life as it comes."

“I…Mothman is real?"

“Yep. Maybe I'll introduce you someday."

“What about Bigfoot?" he asked quickly.

Clyde laughed. “Nope! Bigfoot isn't real, that's kinda just one mass lie people have kept going for years."

“...oh," said Gavin. “Anything else or is that the only one?"

“Nah, there's plenty. Hmm, something else that's not real…oh! Dragons, unfortunately. Figures that the coolest thing on the planet would be fake, right? People just saw dinosaur bones and assumed they must have come from big monsters, and the dragon thing went from there. That's why, like, everyone has dragon folklore, because dino bones are everywhere."

Somehow, this made Gavin feel a slight hint of relief. The world might be crazy, but at least it wasn't completely crazy…though he had to admit, dragons being real would be pretty cool.

“Oh!" he said suddenly. “But I did meet some people once that were kinda like dragons that walked upright and could speak! They didn't breathe fire or have wings, though. Kinda disappointing, but that's okay."

So much for the world not being completely crazy.

“Okay so…you said uh…magic is real?" said Gavin, unable to believe this was an actual conversation he was having. “Is that…what Alexander did earlier with the, you know…" He snapped his fingers and mimed an explosion.

Clyde and Alexander glanced at each other.

“So, uh…the simple answer to that question is yeah," Clyde began. “It was magic. A ritual, specifically. There's magic, like, spells you can cast whenever, and then rituals which need specific drawings and do specific things."

Although he was able to mitigate some of his enthusiasm, Gavin was unable to stop himself from asking, “Out of curiosity, can I learn how to do that?"

“Sorry, man. Magic's not something you can learn to do. You gotta be born with it, and rituals require magic."

“So Alexander was born with that ability, then?"

“Hmm…well, guess I should just rip the bandage off. Remember how I said angels were real?"

“Clyde, don't you dare tell me-"

“Alexander's an angel."

“What did I just say?"

“It's true, man." Clyde stood up and removed his shirt. He then pointed to his tattoo. “I assume you saw this because you freaked the hell out when I gave Alexander an order. This is the mark of a…I dunno what the real term is. Bond? Contract? The actual word is in Angelic and I can't speak that. Magic can't even translate it. Anyway, Alexander's got one too on his neck. Show him, man."

“Of course, sir." Alexander loosened his tie and lowered his shirt, exposing a mark on the side of his neck exactly like Clyde's but much smaller. “As My Lord said, this is the proof of our deal, as it were. I don't consider it as such, but there really isn't a suitable word in any of your languages. The specifics of how it came to be would take a fair amount of time to explain, and you seem confused enough as it is, so the short version is that I owe him everything I am."

Gavin had to stand up as well and walk around a bit to calm himself down. How in the world did he get wrapped up in this? It was supposed to be simple, in and out, but now suddenly there were angels, and magic, and who knows what else?

“Is that…common?" he finally asked.

“Our relationship? It is…typically frowned upon by other angels, as is the method we sealed it by," Alexander replied, fixing his shirt and tie. “Normally, it is demons who form deals with mortals in order to get something in return. The person's soul, perhaps, or a specific act that will shift the world's balance of light and darkness. They will then commit to the deal through a handshake as demons know that is how humans do it. A cruel sense of irony, I suppose. This brands the mortal and demon on the hands they used."

Gavin glanced at Clyde's mark. “...okay, so if you're…I don't even want to say it. If you're an angel…why do you have marks? What's the deal you made? And what's he?" Gavin said, pointing at Clyde. “I assume he's some spirit or something too, right? And why is Clyde's mark on his side and yours on your neck? Also, if you're an angel shouldn't you look way different? You know, the whole be not afraid thing?"

Clyde shook his head disapprovingly. “You're criticizing his appearance again. I don't know what your deal is, man."

“I don't know if I'll ever recover, Mr. Ashworth," said Alexander.

“That's not what I meant!" he protested. He certainly didn't think Alexander was unattractive in any capacity, but whereas Clyde could be described as somewhere between handsome and pretty, his butler was definitely leaning more towards pretty. In fact, he was perfect; he had perfect posture, perfect fur, a perfect voice, perfect everything, and in a way, that was exactly why Gavin just couldn't be that attracted to him. It was simply too much. Still, at least now he knew why Alexander was perfect. Him being an angel made a lot of pieces fit together when they'd refused to do so before.

“To answer your many questions, our deal is between us, I'm afraid, and my true form is not something mortals are able to comprehend as it does not adhere to your four dimensions," Alexander explained. “It's similar to the be not afraid thing, as you succinctly put it. This form does have wings, should I choose to have them, but other than that, most depictions of angels tend to be slightly to mostly inaccurate depending on the artist."

“As for me, I'm totally regular, man," said Clyde. “Not a spirit or anything, I'm just a guy. What was your other question, you had like fifty of 'em at once…oh, the marks. Yeah, so, angels can form deals with humans and it works pretty much the same way, but it's like, super taboo unless you really gotta for some reason. Angels are pure beings, or they're supposed to be I guess, so bonding with a human makes them…not pure, or whatever. It's a whole lot of bullshit, to be honest. Uh…no offense."

“None taken, sir," Alexander chuckled. “I, too, find it rather ridiculous. Our marks appeared on us at our first point of contact when creating our bond. It was not long after I had taken a mortal form for the very first time, as a matter of fact. Perhaps this is inappropriate for me to say in the presence of a guest, but I admit I was…eager to make any and all discoveries I could. For allowing myself to make a deal with a mortal and succumb to human pleasures to do so, I am typically considered an outcast amongst angels."

Clyde winked at Gavin. “It was even better than you'd expect. For someone who'd never even had a mortal form before, he sure figured out how to use it pretty damn quick."

He felt better pretending the scene that had just appeared in his mind was somehow put there by Alexander himself instead of spawning from his own imagination, although he doubted he'd be able to get it out any time soon regardless.

“So are you two, uh…you know," he said awkwardly.

“What? Together? Oh, nah. We're just buds!" said Clyde happily, clapping Alexander on the back.

“I am not worthy to consider myself a friend of yours, My Lord, but your words still bring great joy to this heart of mine," said Alexander with just the hint of a smile of his own. It was strange, seeing him even a little happy, and Gavin suspected that Clyde was the only one who could ever make it happen.

“Alright, so let me make sure I'm understanding all of this," said Gavin, sitting back in his chair. “Magic, monsters, spirits, they're all real. Alexander is an angel who can use magic and who made a deal with you for some reason."

“Bingo!" said Clyde.

Gavin faced him. “Okay. So here's my next question. You know a lot about this stuff, and you don't seem remotely worried about any of it. Maybe you're not an angel like him, but you're clearly not a regular person. Who are you?"

Clyde casually crossed his arms and grinned. “You know who I am. Just because the circumstances have changed, it doesn't mean I have. I'm Clyde, and I know so much because Alexander and I take care of stuff that maybe shouldn't be there…except we don't deal with bugs, if you catch my drift."

“So you're like…supernatural exterminators?"

He started to nod, then began to shake his head, then gave a non-committal hand wiggle. “Eh…kind of? It's not like it's a formal thing, and we don't kill anything we don't have to. Might make us stand out, but we've never chosen that route."

“That sounds like killing is an option you could have taken, then."

“Let's just say there are people out there who don't exactly see things the same way I do…and maybe aren't entirely happy that I do things this way."

“Sounds like you've got a target on your back. Why keep doing it, then?"

As soon as he said it, he realized what the response would be and Clyde, as usual, did not surprise him. “I'll have one no matter what. Lots of people want me, man! When you look this good, someone's always after your ass. Better be careful or you might be too, someday!"

“I'm afraid I don't consider that likely," he said, unamused.

Clyde laughed. “Same, honestly. I was just joking, I can tell I'm not your type. To be honest, you're not mine either. The flirting is too much fun to stop, but try not to take it too seriously. But anyway, we do it because things aren't always pretty on this side of reality, man. Not everyone's as chill as Alexander or as harmless as Redcaps. Sometimes things get out of control, or someone finds something they shouldn't. If we hear about something like that happening, we try to help out before someone else takes matters into their own hands."

Gavin's heart immediately sank. “Wait, hold on. If you're here, then-"

“Ah…please don't worry, Mr. Ashworth," Alexander interjected. “We were simply here to take care of the Redcaps. Of course, there was another reason, but we-"

This time, it was Clyde's turn to cut in. “Let's not get into that right now, okay? Otherwise Gavin's brain might just overload!" he laughed. “He's already gotta figure out how he'll explain this to his friends, no point in making that even harder."

“...my friends? What do you mean?" Gavin asked slowly. “I don't have any, if I did I'd have just gone to stay with them."

“Course you do! You know, the ones you were gonna call in so they could steal our stuff once we went out for the day or whatever? You didn't forget about them, did you?"

Gavin frowned. “Steal your stuff? What are you talking about?"

“Forgive me, but I believe you know exactly what we are talking about, Mr. Ashworth," said Alexander politely.

He shook his head. “I'm sorry, but I really have no idea. Besides, I thought you said you didn't mean to sound suspicious of me. Did I do something to make you feel uncomfortable? If so, I apologize, but I don't even know what it was."

“I don't suspect you of any kind of wrongdoing whatsoever. At least, none I was not already aware of from the moment you arrived at this penthouse."

He looked between the two men, both giving him warm, earnest smiles that did nothing to make him feel at ease. He couldn't detect an ounce of actual malice behind either one. This only made him even more uncomfortable.

Alexander continued. “We just want to hear what you have to say, Mr. Ashworth…although we're also aware that's not your real name. However, should you insist on feigning ignorance, we may have no choice but to prove your intentions in ways you would find undesirable. Keep in mind what you have learned about me as you give your answer."

This was dangerous, probably one of the most dangerous situations he could be in, and normally he would have felt so uneasy that he'd do anything to get out of it. It was one thing to be accused by someone who was paranoid or desperate. Both of those emotions could be exploited. No, it was another thing entirely to be accused by someone who not only knew what they were saying, but who also knew they were the ones in control. He didn't think himself weak, but even he knew he was no match for an actual angel with actual magic.

Despite this, he felt strangely calm. Maybe it was because he was no longer in control, because he knew there was nothing left to be done or said that would turn the tides in his favor. He'd set up the board, placed all the pieces, and somewhere during the game he'd slipped up without even knowing it. It wasn't like him to be so sloppy, but that didn't matter now.

The game was over, and he'd lost. It was as simple as that.

He threw away his polite smile and replaced it with a wicked grin, the same one he was far more familiar with. He grabbed the knife he'd been given for his cake and scooted away. He casually propped his feet up on the table, leaning back with the chair's front two legs in the air and idly tossing the knife upwards, catching it each time perfectly by the handle.

Well, shit. Here I was thinking it was me pulling the strings when they were wrapped around my neck the entire time."

“Does this mean you're ready to be honest with us?" Alexander asked.

“As honest as someone like me can be, which sure as fuck isn't much in any other situation," he said.

Alexander folded his hands behind his back, though he continued to stare Gavin down as he did. “I see. I would like to remind you that I will know should you attempt to lie. Now, let's start with your name. Your real name, if you please."

He caught the knife, shrugged at Alexander with a taunting smirk, and resumed playing with it. “Why? You already know my name isn't Gavin Ashworth. Ain't even Gavin. Been a long time since I've used my real name, too dangerous. Besides, I figured if I went long enough without it I'd just forget what it was."

“What about your job? Was that a lie, too?" Clyde asked.

“That was probably the closest thing to the truth I told you two. I am a debt collector…in a way. I'm sure two smart boys like you already know what my real job is."

“To my understanding, you're aligned with a local organized crime syndicate," said Alexander as calmly as if he'd just said Gavin worked at a grocery store.

“Damn right I am!" Gavin laughed. “Some say we're just a bunch of hooligans disrupting this wonderful, peaceful city, some call us a gang. We don't like using that term, too much baggage, but we do a little of everything. Stealing, intimidation, persuasion, protection…if it gets us money, we're into it. Gotta make a living somehow, especially in this shit-ass economy!"

“From what I found, there are thirty seven smaller criminal groups in this city whose jurisdiction mostly amounts to street corners, two mid-sized groups who nonetheless lack any true control, and two major groups who have the most control out of them all: the Parkers, and Wolfsbane.Those two are more akin to mafia families than criminal gangs, with local 'bosses' watching over city districts. Is that correct?"

He nodded. “We ain't actually the mafia, neither are those losers who call themselves the Parkers, but it's the same idea. We both have a big boss in charge of the whole city's operations. Never met ours, not nearly important enough, but my boss has. She said he's actually pretty chill. Also makes a great meatloaf, apparently, but he doesn't make it often. He always prefers to take people out to dinner for business meetings. More…personal that way."

“I suppose that aligns with what I've learned. People tend to be quite afraid of the Parkers, and as for the other, well…the public isn't sure what to make of them. I already know, but I'd rather hear it from you: which do you belong to?" asked Alexander.

“Easy. Wolfsbane. Well, the part of it local to this side of town, anyway. Like you said, it's divided up," Gavin answered, catching his reflection in the polished surface of the knife.

He grimaced and immediately tossed it into the air again.

Clyde's eyes followed the knife. “Why aren't they sure what to make of you?"

Gavin shrugged. “Probably because we aren't like the Parkers, the conceited fucks. They're way too aggressive, like the reckless mug kids and kill old people for no reason type. They just do whatever they want without thinking of the bullshit they're getting into. Their leader even named it after himself, like how conceited can you get? At least ours was more of a goal. Chief of police was a wolf when it started thirty years ago, so here we are."

“You really hate them, don't you?" Clyde chuckled.

“Course I fuckin' do. I'd steal from Granny, but I'm not gonna kill her right in front of Tweety unless I have to. It makes a lot more heat than you'd think. Besides, the old bat'll drop dead soon anyway. Why waste a bullet?"

Alexander narrowed his eyes. “Hmm…why resort to petty thievery, if I may ask? Aren't you one of the two major groups in the city? Surely you have enough resources so that you don't need to steal food or break into houses."

“You'd think, wouldn't you?" he asked dryly. “But no. Our district doesn't bring in enough money to be considered important, so we don't get as many resources or contacts. No resources and no contacts means less opportunities, which means less influence, which means less money. Still, at least we're not like the Parkers. We don't let kids join unless they've got nowhere else to go, and even then they're not allowed to take any jobs until they're old enough to know what they're getting into."

“Ah, so criminals with a heart of gold," said Alexander.

Gavin laughed. “Good one! No, it's just that the last thing we need is some kid running into a gunfight with a pistol thinking he's gonna take on four cops and live. Anyone dumb enough to do that deserves what they get. We just happen to have some rules, and people take that to mean we're nice. Like if someone's struggling like us, we don't take from them. Probably the one rule we have that's actually us trying to not be asshats. We also don't deal in drugs."

“You find murder acceptable, but drugs are over the line?" Alexander asked skeptically.

“Nah, it's just too expensive to get anything good and make sure it's not laced with shit. People tend to get pissed if it is, and then they blame us. Then the cops find out, the public gets pissed, the whole war on drugs fuckery starts back up again, it just turns into a whole thing even though it's not our fault it was laced."

“...but you are the ones procuring it and selling it," he pointed out.

Gavin shrugged. “Either way, the Parkers are already in the drug trade which makes it impossible for us to do it. We actually tried once a few years after I joined, burned way too much money for it to be worth it. Same with prostitutes. We've taken a few in and let them do their thing, but we don't have the resources to do much with it except beat the shit out of anyone who doesn't pay. Especially if it's a cop, which happens a lot more than they want you to believe." He grinned mischievously. “We take any chance we can get to punch a cop but we won't go out of our way to hurt them, too risky. Kill the wrong one at the wrong time, and the entire force is on your ass. Though some definitely deserve to be taken out…and probably should have been when we had the chance."

“While My Lord and I are hardly friends with law enforcement, I must say I find that rather distasteful," said Alexander.

Gavin rolled his eyes. “Look, cops are allegedly all about that protect and serve garbage. We just let them put their corruption money where their mouth is. If they get one of us, well, that's our fault for not doing anything to stop them. Most of the pigs don't do shit, though, they're just a bunch of cowards. Every now and then we get a big strong hero, but those ones don't last long. If we don't take them out, their department usually does."

“I find that your propensity for brutality conflicts with how Wolfsbane operates, at least compared to other crime syndicates. There are multiple accounts of your group clashing with the Parkers. Some even suggest that you have occasionally shown up to stop them from committing particularly terrible crimes. Setting fire to an orphanage, for example."

“Well yeah, we sure as fuck ain't saints but of course we were going to step in. Everything the Parkers do affects us," he explained. “Like I said, they're too reckless. You do something like that and next thing you know, security is increased everywhere and everyone and their grandma is hunting for people in the mob. Can't have that, so sometimes it's better to stop the losers ourselves since the cops are too incompetent. Better for the public to think we're having a turf war than to think we're about to burn some kids alive."

“Even still, it is not surprising some might consider you to be modern-day Robin Hoods if they choose to view it as you preventing a tragedy," said Alexander."

“Maybe, but unlike that fop we don't give shit out to people," Gavin shrugged. “What we take is ours! If someone's dumb enough to let it happen, that's on them."

“Does that mean you'd think we were dumb if we didn't figure out what was happening?" Clyde asked.

“Yep. I know I'm a good liar and all, so I wouldn't hold it against you too much, but I feel like it was pretty obvious if you connected the dots…which, unfortunately, you did. Kinda sucks, we went to all that trouble of stealing Coil's invitation only for it to end like this. I mean, do you know how hard it was to pull that off? That mansion of his probably has more security than the damn White House. I'd have gotten caught a few times if my fur wasn't black."

The two stared at each other, Gavin still playing with the knife and Clyde looking as unfazed as ever. He found it incredibly annoying that Clyde always acted like he was in control and didn't even let something like a robber currently holding a knife in front of him cause even the slightest hint of worry, or anger, or betrayal.

Of course, he did have an angel on his side and was in control, but still.

“So, where do we go from here?" said Clyde casually as though they were on a trip navigating from one tourist trap to another.

“Well, that depends," Gavin replied. “You could call the cops and tell them what I planned to do, but what proof do you have? I haven't stolen anything, you willingly let me live here, and I've made sure there's no evidence I planned to take your shit."

“What if we've had hidden recorders going this whole time?" Clyde grinned.

“Doesn't matter. This is a two party consent state, so if you recorded me then it's not usable in court unless I've consented to being recorded. Which I haven't," he added, just in case. “Trust me, you wouldn't be the first person to try that shit, and we're not so stupid that we don't have a lawyer on our side who knows to bring that up if we're arrested."

Alexander chuckled humorlessly. “Yet it would still remove you from our home, would it not? I happen to know you've got a rather extensive file, so I don't think the police would be adverse to hearing our side of the story after they find you here."

“You could do that, but I promise that if you do, I'm not going quietly. I'll be sure to take as many cops with me as I can, and I don't mean to jail." He caught the knife one more time and pointed it at Alexander. “So, you've got three options: you could call the cops like an idiot and cause a bloodbath. You could also just let me go, but we both know you won't do that. Too risky now that I know all about you two, plus letting a thief go is always a bad idea. Still, it's either that…" He flipped the knife high into the air, stood up, snatched it mid-spin, and slammed it blade-first into the table directly between him and Clyde. “...or kill me yourself. You've got magic, it won't be hard. Even I can't beat an angel. So what's it gonna be?"

Clyde said nothing as he slowly got out of his chair. Alexander took a step forward, but Clyde raised a hand to stop him and took the knife out, holding it tightly as he stepped around the table to face Gavin directly.

“You forgot the fourth option," he said. He tossed the knife away and took Gavin into a tight hug, pressing his body as close to Gavin's as he could.

“I…what the hell are you…?"

“The fourth option," Clyde said, “is that you stay here and have this be your new home. The offer hasn't gone away, and it never will until you say yes."

Gavin couldn't believe what he was hearing. Clyde had just confirmed that the man he'd been living with was a lying thief intent on taking everything away from him and whose name was even a lie…and his response was to hug the thief and invite him to keep living there? Pulling himself out of his shock, he pushed Clyde away and took a few steps back.

“I…I don't understand. I just told you that you can't trust me…and you still want me to live here? Are you nuts?" he asked.

Clyde gave a wry grin. “Only on the weekends. But since today's presumably not a weekend, nope! Alexander, it's not the weekend, is it?"

“It's Wednesday, sir," Alexander replied.

“Perfect! Guess I'm not, then! God, that would have been awkward as hell if it was Saturday or something."

“Dude, just stop!" Gavin snapped. “Enough, alright!? Enough with being an airhead, enough with the kindness! Why the hell can't you just act like a normal person!? I should either be in the back of a police car or dead right now, and instead, I'm, fucking hell…I'm being hugged and offered a home. What the fuck? That's not how this works!"

“Airhead?" said Clyde, unfazed.

Gavin pointed to his head for emphasis. “Yeah! Airhead! A reasonable person doesn't act like this, they make sure the thief gets fucked over for what they did, but you aren't reasonable! You just float around doing whatever the fuck you want even if it doesn't make sense! Like, it's a damn miracle just for you to get dressed! Do you even own any shoes!? I've never seen you wear them!"

Clyde looked up at the ceiling thoughtfully. “Hmm…you know, other than a few pairs of flip flops and one pair of high-tops, I don't have any now that I think about it. They're uncomfortable and just kinda kill my vibe, you know? Most clothes are like that. If I ever go somewhere or do something that requires a full outfit, which is pretty rare honestly, I just have Alexander get it for me and then he gets rid of them after. Like, that stuff I wore for the party? Long gone, man. But enough about that! I really want you to stay here. You pretty clearly need a good home, and I think this could be it. What do you say?"

“Do you seriously expect me to just ditch the actual mob? Even if you weren't nuts, even if this was something I'd seriously consider, that would be the world's dumbest move! And even if I wouldn't end up with a target on my back for it, I'd be the world's shittiest person if I ditched all of them to live in a penthouse while they're still stuck in tiny-ass apartments with only roaches for company!"

Clyde shrugged. “I don't know, man. I can't speak for 'em, but I know if things were shitty for me and my friends and one of them got the chance to get the fuck out and live in a huge house with a ton of food, I'd be angry if they didn't take it. Like, they had the thing that we've all been wanting our entire lives in their hands and they chose to give it up. That'd be pretty insulting."

“Indeed, and it isn't as though we hadn't considered the, ah…dangers of your profession," said Alexander. “Believe me, should you choose to live here, I will see to it that they understand. If they choose not to understand, they will simply be given no other choice."

While Gavin had no desire to know what this would entail, he also didn't remotely doubt it; when a man who could make fire appear with a snap of his fingers told you something, it would be best to listen.

“Look," he sighed, “the fact is that anyone who leaves is dangerous. Whether they want to or not, I can't be allowed to just walk around knowing what I know. I'd feel the same in their position."

“Again, we promise you our protection. Not only that, I will gladly erase your criminal record as well as alter the memories of the officers who would be able to identify you…at least, as long as you agree to refrain from further crimes when possible. What else could you require?" Alexander asked.

“...you can do that?" said Gavin slowly.

Alexander smiled. “Indeed I can, sir. My Lord and I have had a file or two opened on us more than once…not that any police department in the world has any record or recollection of it, of course. Knowing that, will you reconsider our offer?"

“...why?" he finally asked after a long, uncomfortable pause. “I need to know why you're doing this if I'm going to accept."

“Why not?" Clyde shrugged. “We've got plenty of room, and you need somewhere to stay."

“But I tried to rob you," Gavin pointed out.

Clyde rolled his eyes. “And? Dude, I don't care about that. You do what you gotta do to survive. I'm not gonna hold that against you."

“And what about the fact that I'm a criminal? I'm not really the kind of guy most people like having around, and I'm not changing who I am just because I live in a fancy-ass penthouse now. I guess I could cut back on some stuff, but if I want something, I'm gonna get it no matter how many laws or people I need to break."

“You really think Alexander and I follow the law?" Clyde chuckled. “If we don't get someone telling us that we're trespassing every few days, we start wondering if we're losing our touch."

“That being said, we are not as inclined towards theft and intimidation as you might be. Although we would prefer you do not steal from anyone, perhaps you could accompany us on a few outings as we might find your skills useful. Something to consider if you're interested," Alexander added.

“So? What'll it be? Choice is yours, but if I were you I'd take the offer," Clyde smiled.

This had to be a trap. It wouldn't make sense to offer and then hand him over to the police later when they could just call right now, so was it some kind of supernatural thing? Maybe Alexander needed sacrifices to keep his magic. That'd make sense, sort of. Then again, why wait several weeks, call him on his bluff, reveal Alexander was an angel, and then do it? They could have just grabbed him in his sleep and skipped about ten steps.

No matter how hard he thought, he couldn't come up with a reason why they'd want him to stick around. There had to be something he was missing, like that this wasn't actually their penthouse and they'd ditch him in the middle of the night to leave him holding the bag when the cops showed up. He wasn't going to figure it out by leaving, though; he didn't trust either of them, not even a little, but it wasn't like his life was peaceful before. Best case, he'd figure out what they were up to and make sure this was a game he won, then take whatever he could carry back to the others. Worst case, he'd get killed like he probably would sometime in the next few years anyway. Either way, it was better than the alternative.

“...fine," he finally said. “Okay. If you're really serious, I'll stick around for a while. Guess it can't be any worse than my shitty apartment, but if I'm gonna live here, guess I might as well tell you my actual name since Alexander already knows it. Unless he told you?"

“Nah, he didn't," said Clyde.

“Right. Well, in that case, it's-"

Clyde raised a hand to stop him. “I don't need to know. You're Gavin, and that's good enough for me. No matter who you are or what your name is, I'm just glad to have you here."

“You'll probably be taking that back soon enough, but thanks." He smirked at the incredibly gullible man in front of him. “Probably for the best though, I guess someone's gotta keep an eye on you."

“Think you can get me to stay out of trouble, then?" Clyde asked with a grin of his own.

Gavin laughed. “Hell no! You've got it backwards, I won't be tagging along to make sure you stay out of it…" He went over to the discarded knife and picked it up, twirling it in his hand playfully.

“...I'll be making sure you get into as much trouble as possible."