“Hey, what's that?” Cammy asked as she pointed out the window. “It looks like it has a drive through.”
“It does.” Pikachu said, smiling. “And the food there is great.”
“All food is great.” Electra said. “Except nasty food.”
“Which means all food isn't great.” Cammy laughed.
“Are we going to go inside?” I asked as I looked out the window. “Or eat in here?”
“I think it would be best if we ate in here.” Kevin said as he pulled into the parking lot.
“Well in about a week or two everyone will know of our presence. Then we can eat wherever we want to.” I said.
“True.” Cammy said. “They're going to find out sooner or later.”
“Ssh.” Kevin said as he rolled down the window. “I have no idea what this place has to offer.”
“Food, duh.” Electra said as she placed Stratus down, standing up as she looked out the window at the menu.
“Welcome to McDonald's, would you like to try our new-”
“No thanks.” Kevin interrupted.
“New what? New things are always good!” Electra said. “Tell him we want the new thing!”
“It's a drink.” Kevin said as he looked back at her, then back at the menu. “Um, is everything on the dollar menu really a dollar?” He asked.
“Yes sir.”
“That was a stupid question...” Cammy mumbled.
“Um... I've never had chicken before. Is it good?” Kevin asked.
“Sir I don't know how to answer that. I'm here to take orders, not tell people how things taste.”
“Oh come ON!” Electra yelled as she hit the button to roll down the window, growling as she stuck her head out. “We'll take fifty chicken burgers.” She said as she pointed to the menu. “The dollar ones.”
“You mean McChickens?”
“Yes.” Electra said. “McChickens... Is a... MICK chicken any different than a normal chicken?” She asked.
“A McChicken is a sandwich, so yes.”
“Whatever just give us a bunch of them.” She said.
“Okay... would you like anything else?”
“Um, yes.” I said as I walked over to the left side of the car. “We would like some milk.” I said.
“One?”
“A couple.” I said. “Um... Six.”
“Okay, six milks. Anything else?”
“Some fries!” Pikachu yelled. “Ten large fries!”
“Fries?” Cammy asked.
“You'll love them.” Pikachu laughed. “They're awesome.”
“Is that all?”
“No, I'd like two burgers.” Kevin said. “Um... Number twos. That's all.”
“Okay sir, that's eighty seven dollars and twenty two cents, first window.”
“That's not bad considering we ordered... Or rather Electra ordered a ton of stuff.” Kevin said as he pulled some money out of his pocket.
“Ah, rick folk.” The man at the cash register said as Kevin handed him the money.
“Yeah...” Kevin said as he took his change. “Pretty much.”
“This place smells good.” Cammy said as she slid down the seat onto the floor.
“It's great!” Pikachu laughed as he hopped down next to her. “You'll love it!”
“Sir please pull up to the door, it'll take us a couple minutes to put your order together.”
“Okay then.” Kevin said as he pulled up, smiling at Cammy as he parked. “You know you're right. It DOES smell pretty good.” He laughed.
“What's a taco?” Pikachu asked.
Cammy gasped as she turned around, before grabbing Pikachu and staring him in the eye. “Please... Please tell me you're joking!”
“I'm not joking. Are they THAT good?” Pikachu asked.
“YES!” Cammy shouted as she hopped up and down. “Kevin ask them for a soft taco! Pikachu HAS to try a taco!”
“There is no taco on the menu.” Kevin said. “We'll have to go to a taco place.”
“If we go to a taco place you can guarantee I'm going to steal your food.” Electra laughed.
“Yeah me too.” I said, grinning as I looked over at Cammy, who stuck her tongue out.
“It's meat, cheese, lettuce, a ton of stuff all together and it's awesome!” She said as she turned around and stared at the guy holding the bags. “Kevin turn around.” She said as she pointed.
“Here you go sir.” He said as he shoved about ten bags into the window.
“Err... Thanks.” Kevin laughed.
“Stay right here there's more.” He said.
“Okie dokie.” He said as he placed the bags next to Cammy, who immediately perked her ears up, her tail raising straight up as she sniffed the air.
“Whoa there! Down girl!” Kevin joked as he patted her head, laughing. “Nah I'm just joking. Go ahead and take one.”
“You should be saying that to ME!” Electra said as she snatched up one of the bags.
“PII!” Bolt squealed as he hopped into Electra's lap, curiously looking inside the bag as he wagged his tail.
“Wow, everyone seems to really love it so far.” Kevin said as he took the last of the bags from the guy. “Thanks.”
“No problem.” He said as he stared at Cammy, frowning as he wiped his eyes, then turned around. “Eh...”
“Well here's your milks.” Kevin said as he handed the bag to Electra, who placed it on the floor.
“Wow.” I said as I pulled one of the sandwiches out of the bag, smiling as I unwrapped it. “It really does smell like, really good.”
“Taste it!” Pikachu yipped. “It's amazing!”
“HOLY CRAP!” Electra yelled as she nibbled on one, before stuffing it into her mouth and swallowing it down. “THESE ARE AMAZING!”
“You didn't even taste it.” Cammy laughed.
“Yeah I did! When I nibbled on it I tasted it and it was good.” She said. “And when I ate it.”
“You inhaled it.” She laughed.
“Hey shush! You would too if it was this good.”
“But I would take bites.” She said.
“Only because you have to!” Electra said. “And it IS that good because you have the same thing. So you're going to do it too!”
“True, true...” Cammy said as she picked at some of the lettuce. “But still...”
“Still nothing.” Electra said as she handed one to Stratus. “It's good!”
“Hey, bolt wants one too.” I said as I grabbed one of the bags, my own ears perking up as I pulled out one of the sandwiches.
“Wow. These really are good.” Kevin said. “And for only a dollar... Heh...”
“SEE!” Electra shouted as she pointed to Cammy, who was trying to stuff the whole thing into her mouth. “I TOLD YOU!”
“Mmmf mmhrrhrgn rrmhgn.” Cammy mumbled as she stuffed the last of it into her mouth, holding her paws over her face as she chewed on it.
“Chuuuu...” Stratus whined as she pulled at the bag.
“Me and Bolt are the only ones eating normally.” I said as I pulled off another piece and handed it to Bolt, who happily chewed on it.
“Hey what about me and Pikachu?” Kevin asked.
“WOOO!” Cammy yelled as she stuffed a pawfull of fries into her mouth.
“We ran out.” Electra said as she tossed the empty bag into the front, before grabbing two sandwiches out of the bag I had, dropping one onto the seat next to Stratus before stuffing the other one into her mouth, without even unwrapping it.
“Okay, NOW you can't even taste it.” Cammy said. “There's paper on it... That's gross...”
“It's only paper.” Electra said. “I've eaten rocks and keys and... Other weird things before. Trust me, paper isn't going to hurt.” She laughed.
“It hurts the amount of food you taste.” Cammy said as she took another bite.
“I don't care. I already tasted it and it's good.” Electra said. “See? Stratus is doing it too. She doesn't care either.”
“Only because she saw her mom do it!” Cammy said. “And I doubt paper is good for a Pichu.”
“When I was a Pichu, I was eating... Well almost normally to tell the truth... I didn't start eating ravenously until I evolved and ate my trainer's obnoxious Eevee... But that was, at the time, the biggest thing I'd ever eaten. And my trainer provoked it! He fed me things whole and acted all happy, rubbing my belly and stuff when I ate them whole. He got me used to it! And it got worse and worse until I decided eating could solve my problems. And it did. Eating that Eevee solved a lot of problems. And my trainer didn't know what to do when he saw the tail hanging out of my mouth. When I swallowed it he got all mad and stuff. I could tell he liked it, but he abandoned me because he said he loved that Eevee. Well I didn't, and I told him that, and he couldn't understand me, because he's an idiot, and he left me. And I got picked up by some idiot that brought me to this place that Kevin picked me up from and then I met Dallas and he likes when I eat things too and... Wait... But Stratus is the Pichu of ME Electra. Back then I had a limit. I remember eating everyone's food at the restaurant Ben took us to. Then almost peeing in his car from drinking all the milk. I had a limit back then. I don't know what happened to it though. It just disappeared. Stratus is the Pichu of the limitless Electra, so paper isn't exactly going to do anything to her.”
“You said all that just to tell me paper wouldn't hurt Stratus?” Cammy asked. “I already knew it wouldn't hurt her, I was just letting you know that it probably wasn't the best thing for her. You know, she looks up to you, and she's going to do everything you do until she evolves into a Pikachu. Then she'll do a combination of what she sees you do, and whatever she wants.” Cammy laughed.
“Is Bolt the same way?” I asked as I looked over at Electra, then Cammy, then down at Bolt, who was looking up at me, as if recognizing his name already.
“Hey, I think he knows his name!” Cammy giggled. “That's awesome!”
“So is this food.” Electra said as she pulled the paper off one of the sandwiches. “Happy?” She said as she stuffed it into her mouth.
“Still not tasting it so no.” Cammy laughed. “I'm kidding, I don't care to be honest. What you want to do is up to you.”
“What I want to do is up to me too.” Pikachu said.
“I already know what you want to do.” Cammy laughed. “And I know you know what I want to do too.”
“Yup yup.” Pikachu laughed.
“Since we're all Pikachu... Except Kevin... Your name really annoys me.” Electra said as she looked over at Pikachu.
“There are two Pichu too.” He said. “And it annoys me too!”
“Hey look, we're all mates.” I laughed. “Cammy and Pikachu, me and Electra, Kevin and... Zeke.” I said.
“And ZEKE?” Kevin asked. “Sorry, I'll pass.”
“I can be your mate!” Cammy giggled as she looked up at Kevin.
“Well at least you're a female.” Kevin said. “If I had to I suppose I would. If I had no other choices and had a knife to my throat.”
“Well that's a start.” Cammy said. “At least you would accept the offer. I wonder if Cameron would let me mate with him if I threatened him...” She said. “That just might work...”
“You're giving her ideas...” Electra laughed.
“Well I don't have to deal with it so it's fine with me.” Kevin said as he took another bite out of his sandwich. “I forgot to order a soda...”
“Well go get one.” Cammy said. “We'll be fine.”
“Eh okay.” He said as he took off his seat belt. “I'll be right back.”
“Yeah yeah.” Cammy said as she stuffed another half of a sandwich into her mouth, her cheeks puffing out as she chewed on it.
I picked up the bag that had the milks in it, and looked inside. There were little while containers inside. I frowned as I took one out and held it up.
“What's that?” Electra asked as she took it from me.
“Well there's milk inside of it.” I said as I took another one out.
“PII!” Bolt squealed as he grabbed it away from me.
“He sure likes milk.” I laughed as I watched him play with the jug for a bit, before looking up at me, confused.
“I don't know how to get it out either.” I said, shrugging as I took it back.
“You twist the top.” Cammy said. “Just like any other bottle.”
“Oh yeah...” Electra said. “I forgot.”
“Right.” I said as I twisted the top off of the jug, before handing it back to Bolt, who stared at me as if I were crazy.
“What?” I asked as I looked down at the jug, frowning. “Aw that's stupid.”
“Yeah, it is.” Electra said as she peeled off the plastic covering.
I laughed as I peeled off the plastic, before handing it back to Bolt, who smiled at me.
“You know, Pichu learn pretty quickly.” Cammy said. “They're not like humans. They walk and stuff almost immediately.” She laughed.
“Okay I'm back.” Kevin said as he sat down, placing the soda into the cup holder and closing the door.
“Kevin we should have taken the white Lamborghini.” Cammy said as she stuffed another pawfull of fried into her mouth.
“That one doesn't have back seats.” Kevin said as he sipped his soda. “So that wouldn't have worked at all.”
“Oh yeah...” Cammy said, laughing. “That's right...”
“We're out of food back here.” Electra said as she tossed up the empty bag. “Gimme the others!”
“No, we're saving them!” Cammy said as she stuffed the other half of the sandwich into her mouth. “Mmmhmmphrgn!”
“Saving them for what?” Electra asked. “It looks to me like you're eating them.”
“Here's four.” Pikachu said as he tossed back four sandwiches. Bolt squealed as he snatched one up, tearing off the paper and biting into it, dropping lettuce everywhere. I watched as Stratus just shoved it into her mouth, just as Electra had, and to my surprise, actually got it down whole. I watched Electra do the exact same thing, and couldn't help but laugh as I picked up the remaining sandwich. To tell the truth, I wasn't all that hungry. But these things were delicious. I didn't know what to do, so I tore off the paper and ripped the sandwich in half, holding the half out to Electra as I bit into the other half.
“PII!” Stratus yelled as she jumped voer Electra and grabbed the half right out of my paw, not even hesitating as she stood in my lap and shoved it into her mouth.
“Looks like I've got myself some competition now huh?” Electra laughed as she patted Stratus' head. “Look at her go! Just like mommy!”
“And you're okay with what just happened?” Cammy asked.
“Well of course. It's my Pichu, she's learning! And she needs to eat anyway!” Electra laughed. “I'd rather give it to her if she really wants it.”
“Uuuugh...” Bolt groaned as he swallowed hard, making a face as he stared at the other half of the sandwich he had left in his paws, before shaking his head and holding it out to Stratus.
“Pii.” He said, smiling as he held it out in both paws.
“Chuuu!” Stratus giggled, wagging her tail as she carefully took the half of the sandwich out of his paws, smiling as she bit it in half, then offered him the quarter of the sandwich that was left.
“Pii.” Bolt said, shaking his head as he held his paws out in front of him.
“Heh, looks like Bolt has a limit at least.” Cammy laughed.
“Hehe...” Electra giggled as she watched Stratus finish the rest of the sandwich. “Me and Stratus are going to have lots of fun here when she evolves!”
“All you need for a Pichu to evolve is lots of happiness. I'm surprised all this food didn't trigger it, for Stratus at least.” Cammy laughed. “But then again, this is her first real meal. She didn't know of real food before this, so... It'll make her real happy next time she gets it.” Cammy chuckled.
“I haven't had chicken before I came to this world and I really like it. It makes me happy too.” Pikachu chuckled.
“Okay, your name really needs to be changed.” Cammy said. “Enough subject changing, I'm changing it to something else.”
“Like what?” Pikachu asked.
“Well what do the others call you? Like, your old master, or whoever you journey with?” Cammy asked.
“I don't know. Everyone at the other world... I mean our world... Well almost everyone... Called me... Glen or something, I don't remember.” He said.
“Glen huh?” Cammy asked.
“No, it was something LIKE that... That wasn't it though.” He said.
“I'm not calling you Glen.” Cammy said. “That's a human name.”
“Why would people call you human names?” I asked.
“Maybe he was a human?” Electra asked, laughing.
“Yeah, okay, sure.” I said as I rolled my eyes. “Maybe they're confused or something.”
Cammy went silent as she stared at Pikachu, her ears perking up as she looked him up and down, before looking back at us silently.
“What?” Electra asked as she stared at Pikachu. “What is it?”
“A human Pikachu huh?” Kevin asked. “You mean like B-”
“YES!” Electra interrupted. “Like... Him...”
“No way...” Kevin said as he pulled the car onto the side of the road, making a face as he looked at Pikachu. “No way!”
“Yes way.” Cammy said calmly.
“Pikachu... Is the name they called you... Ben?” Kevin asked.
I perked my ears up as soon as I heard that. I couldn't clearly remember who Ben was, but I knew he was a human. Well, part of me knew that. Another part of me thought he was a Pikachu. I couldn't decide which was true, so I figured it was both. I mean, Pokemon can have the same names as human, right?”
“Yeah! That's it! Ben!” He said, perking his ears up as he wagged his tail, smiling as he stared up at Kevin. “They called me Ben. And I could never figure out why.”
Electra perked her ears up as she slowly turned her head toward Pikachu, a spark jumping off her right cheek as she growled under her breath.
Electra's mad at Ben? But... Why could she be mad at Ben? What did the Pikachu Ben do? Or is she confusing him for the human Ben? What could either of them had done to get her upset?
Then it all came back to me. The fight with Team Onyx, their leader, the Pikachu Ben... How he lost his memory somehow and Team Onyx fell apart... It all came back to me. However, I couldn't seem to remember the human Ben at all... I only knew about the Pikachu one... I wonder why...
“Electra no.” I said as I placed my left paw on her head. “He doesn't remember... He's different...”
“He LOCKED me in a CAGE!” She growled.
“i don't remember Ben being sex crazed...” Cammy said, frowning as she tilted her head.
“Yeah he was...” Electra said. “Not too long after he... You know... After the human Ben disappeared... We literally immediately took a trip to the Pokemon Center to get registered I think, and as soon as I got close to him he pushed me against the door and grabbed my vagina.” She said, frowning. “Then he kissed me and said he loved me. But then said he lied so I wouldn't eat him again or something...” She said. “He violated me with his paw... Randomly!”
“Ah...” Cammy said, nodding. “So he WAS... But still...” She said as she hopped into the backseat. “He's my freaking enemy!” She whispered into Electra's ear. “I mated with the enemy!”
“He's changed.” I said as I looked at Cammy. “He doesn't remember a thing.”
“Well I suppose so, but still...” She said as Kevin pulled back onto the road.
“We're leaving him, right?” Kevin asked.
“Me?” Pikachu asked, frowning. “Why are you leaving me?”
“No...” Cammy sighed as she hopped back into the front seat. “He's mine now... I mean, sure he... WAS... THAT...” She said, sighing. “But I'll have to go with Dallas. I think he's changed. He doesn't remember anything. Besides, leaving a Pikachu ANYWHERE in this world is bad. Human will swarm and do whatever they do in huge numbers.” She said. “It'll be like, on the news and stuff.”
“What are you talking about?” Pikachu asked.
“Nothing.” Cammy said. “We're not leaving anyone anywhere.”
“I have nothing to say.” Electra said as she pulled Stratus into her lap, sighing. “Nothing at all...” she said as we pulled into the parking lot of the old abandoned library.
--END Chapter Five.--
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Chapter Five - McDonald's!
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