One would presume The Goat to be a regular, run of the mill goat. But one should be wary of goats, as their intellect far surpasses the one of humans. And this goat is special in its
own kind. The Goats is well known for its antics, having broken up a protest by friendly neighbors and shortly afterwards disrupting a party Jerry from accounting was holding in his backyard by rolling a big boulder into the party. The Goat then sacrificed the lifeless or unconscious (goatologists are not sure yet) bodies to itself, granting itself the powers of the Demon Goat as foretold by the prophecy of
toaG.The Goats exploits didn't end there. Goatologists tell the grand tale of The Goat and The Jetpack, which tells the story of The Goat finding and using a jetpack to destroy not only a gas station, but by random chance, is also the reason why Pompeii is no more. Goatwitnesses reported, a loud screaming Baaaaah approaching the gas station, followed by a huge explosion from which The Goat appeared, seemingly unharmed. This was also the inception of goatology, which now spans the whole world. The goats themselves then crowned The Goat their leader, the King of All Goats or Goat Supreme as foretold by the prophecy of toaG.
The Goat then goaded the other goats to get their goatgiven basic rights. This is known as the Goatsodus. After this, The Goat became the sole leader of the world, having bested alien invaders and a guy named Frank. It then went on to change every word into goat to goat. Goat goat goat goat. Goat, goat goat goat goat goat. Goatologists goat goat goat goat as foretold by the prophecy of toaG.
The Ballad of the Goat
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