The Porcupine Song
Hey guys, Bobby here.
A friend of mine showed me a this funny little video here titled The Platypus Song. And asked me to do a parody of it. Seemed like a harmless enough request, so I did it.
I was wrong... It was *not* harmless. The original song buried itself in my brain, and I don't think it will ever leave me. On top of that, the lyrics that Birch came up with make me crazy.
Birch... MadCat... I will never forgive the two of you.... Ever.
Request by MadCat75 of FA.
Song lyrics and instrumental track by .
Dipper is voiced by .
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[b]
Bobby: So, what do you think, Dipper? Think this will get me a good grade for my report on my family history?
Dipper: Bobby, I gotta ask... Isn't it hard being a porcupine?
Bobby: I can't be anything else.
Dipper: Well, that's not what I meant. I mean... you have those quills. That has to make getting dressed difficult for you.
Bobby: No. Not really.
Dipper: And what about your teeth? Do you really have to constantly chew on stuff to keep them from growing too long?
Bobby: Explains all the corn on the cob I ate during Thanksgiving, doesn't it?
Dipper: I've never seen you climb any trees either?
Bobby: Just because you don't see it doesn't mean I don't do it.
Dipper: Hang on a second. Your report said you're a nocturnal creature. You never stay up late. Most days you fall asleep before I do.
Bobby: Being a porcupine has its' ups and downs, Dipper, but, overall, I like who I am. I like being a porcupine.
Bobby: I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-
puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
Dipper: You're a what?
Bobby: I'm a quill-bearing puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
Dipper: Oh, a quill-bearing...
Bobby: I'm a tree climbing puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
Dipper: Oh, I see..
Bobby: I'm a quill-bearing, tree-climbing,
corn-eating, solitary,
cave-dwelling, tooth-clicking
warm-blooded, thorn-butt
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
Dipper: Got it, you're a porcupine
Bobby: I'm a long-toothed puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
I'm a nocturnal puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
Dipper: I see. You are... Ha
Bobby: I'm a long-toothed, nocturnal
corn-eating, solitary,
Cave-dwelling, quill-bearing,
tree-climbing, thorn-butt,
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
Dipper: So, you're a porcupine, got it, okay
Bobby: I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
Dipper: *sigh*
Bobby: I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-
puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
[/b]
A friend of mine showed me a this funny little video here titled The Platypus Song. And asked me to do a parody of it. Seemed like a harmless enough request, so I did it.
I was wrong... It was *not* harmless. The original song buried itself in my brain, and I don't think it will ever leave me. On top of that, the lyrics that Birch came up with make me crazy.
Birch... MadCat... I will never forgive the two of you.... Ever.
Request by MadCat75 of FA.
Song lyrics and instrumental track by .
Dipper is voiced by .
-----
[b]
Bobby: So, what do you think, Dipper? Think this will get me a good grade for my report on my family history?
Dipper: Bobby, I gotta ask... Isn't it hard being a porcupine?
Bobby: I can't be anything else.
Dipper: Well, that's not what I meant. I mean... you have those quills. That has to make getting dressed difficult for you.
Bobby: No. Not really.
Dipper: And what about your teeth? Do you really have to constantly chew on stuff to keep them from growing too long?
Bobby: Explains all the corn on the cob I ate during Thanksgiving, doesn't it?
Dipper: I've never seen you climb any trees either?
Bobby: Just because you don't see it doesn't mean I don't do it.
Dipper: Hang on a second. Your report said you're a nocturnal creature. You never stay up late. Most days you fall asleep before I do.
Bobby: Being a porcupine has its' ups and downs, Dipper, but, overall, I like who I am. I like being a porcupine.
Bobby: I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-
puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
Dipper: You're a what?
Bobby: I'm a quill-bearing puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
Dipper: Oh, a quill-bearing...
Bobby: I'm a tree climbing puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
Dipper: Oh, I see..
Bobby: I'm a quill-bearing, tree-climbing,
corn-eating, solitary,
cave-dwelling, tooth-clicking
warm-blooded, thorn-butt
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
Dipper: Got it, you're a porcupine
Bobby: I'm a long-toothed puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
I'm a nocturnal puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
Dipper: I see. You are... Ha
Bobby: I'm a long-toothed, nocturnal
corn-eating, solitary,
Cave-dwelling, quill-bearing,
tree-climbing, thorn-butt,
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
Dipper: So, you're a porcupine, got it, okay
Bobby: I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
Dipper: *sigh*
Bobby: I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
I'm a puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-
puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-porcupine
[/b]
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