A series of fan fiction ballad stanzas, based on the books Mattimeo and Mossflower that are part of the Redwall series, which is authored and copyright owned by Brian Jacques.
Fictitiously commissioned for the head of stoat guard as songs against Redwall and their gentle kind, to motivate and stir a passion of hatred and mockery of them and boost moral for the allies.
See other notable stanzas, written for humour and fandom for either side on my page:
A Ballad Stanza - For Head of Stoat Guard
(to be sung hearty with a few ales)
Your teeth will all rot, you ruddy Redwall lot,
And, bastard badgers with bloody blimey axes!
But Stoat nimble, mine fast, can poke and prod,
Turning ermine from callin, then roarin' till red mornin',
Keep them at bay, then lu-er and skew-er.
Fell the striped foe, a folley, a fooler!
A heavy swing miss, at spearpoint it rings,
Turning ermine from callin, then roarin' till red mornin',
Then lances and dances, to prances and pings.
Stances where courageous beasts advance!
Lest the best Redwall badger beastly rest.
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