Look, someone on the echo discord accidentally said "Gay Cowboy Todd Gay Cowboy Todd," my brain immediately started playing the tune of Carol of the Bells, that's all the explanation I have for you.

Lyrics:
Gay Cowboy Todd, Gay Cowboy Todd, Gay Cowboy Todd, Gay Cowboy Todd.
GAY Cowboy Todd, GAY Cowboy Todd, GAY Cowboy Todd, GAY Cowboy Todd!
Gay Cowboy Todd, Gay Cowboy Todd, Gay Cowboy Todd, Gay Cowboy Todd.
(Bonkers, Honkers, Bonkers, Honkers)
GAY Cowboy Todd, GAY Cowboy Todd, GAY Cowboy Todd, GAY Cowboy Todd!
(Bonkers, Honkers, Bonkers, Honkers)
Rootin and Tootin
Holl'rin and Hootin
Fully Submissive and Breedable!
Howdy howdy howdy partner!
Howdy howdy howdy partner!
Gay Cowboy Todd, Gay Cowboy Todd, Gay Cowboy Todd, Gay Cowboy Todd.
Gay Cowboy Todd, Gay Cowboy Todd...
Gay Cowboy Todd...
...Gay Cowboy Todd.
Bonk-
-ers for
Honk-
-ers.