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>You are Mike MOTHERFUCKING Sapone
>And-
>"Looking tired, baby," Lydia snarls, so annoyingly cocksure
“Shut the FUCK UP, Jesus!" You reply
>Blood runs down your clawed up arm and drips onto the floor
>You pump another blast of water at her, which she dodges with the fluidity of… well… water?
>She claws downward across your already burnt chest, shredding your jacket and shirt
>Three ribbons of blood blossom where her claws scored your skin
>You wince, but issue a deafening blow with the butt of your super soaker, clapping Vanessa across the jaw
>The lion is dazed, but there's not enough time for you to pump another round at her
>"Good hit baby, but you think that little bit of plastic is going to stop me?"
>She throws her head forward
>Her skull crashes into your skull
>Light flashes in your eyes
>Blood threads down from the top of your skull, blinding you
>And then you feel your nose crumple as a tight, closed fist collides with it, sending you to the floor and you onto your back
>There's another explosion of salt and iron in your mouth as blood sprays from your nose
>You peek through the blood stinging your eyes and catch Lydia halfway in the air, her arms wide and ready to rip into your neck
>Oh god, you're getting pounced on
>You roll
>Hop to your feet
>And blindly pump another spray of holy water at her…
>…Which catches her in the leg
>The minute the spray touches her JNCO jeans she starts roaring with anguish
>"Mike you cunt!" She screams. “My mom just bought me these!"
>She stumbles forward
>You frantically pump another spray at her, this time aiming for her head
>But thanks to the blood in your eyes, your shot only manages to melt her ears
>Hot steam POURS off the lioness as her flesh starts to disintegrate
>"I swear to fuck," she growls, shambling forward, “this time I'm not going to miss."
>She swipes you with her claws
>Weakly, you hoist your water gun in front of you in some pathetic attempt to keep her from cutting open your throat
>And contrary to her earlier dialogue, she misses
>Her claws rend your water gun in half, soaking her all over with the reserve tank of holy water
>Particularly in the face
>Some of it splashes on your hands
>It's worse than boiling water — it's like having your hands coated in molten metal
>And yet
>It's exactly what you need
>Lydia collapses onto her knees, clawing desperately at her melting face…
>…Which is now shedding skin and fur like a coat
>Though your own hands are starting to burn and melt, you only managed to catch a few drops
>You can only watch through your blood-stung vision as Lydia's face literally melts off, all her piercings sloughing away with the rest of her fur and skin
>Desperately, she tries catching them in her paws
>It's actually… pretty disgusting
>Still screaming and coughing blood, the bones of her snout now exposed, she tries mashing her melted fur and piercings onto her face
>It accomplishes little
>"MIKE HELP ME!" She shrieks
>"OH GOD HELP!"
“I-"
>Oh shit
>You might have actually killed someone
>You leap at her, unsure what to do, only knowing that you want to help
>The lion grabs you by the shoulders, choking and gagging
>Her claws dig into your skin
>"YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!" She gargles. “I'LL KILL YOU!"
>She yanks you against her
>Her jaw falls open
>She pulls your neck into her mouth like you were a chew toy
>The horrible gagging noises and chortling fill your ears
>Your eyes instinctively slam shut
>You can't believe you fucking fell for her bullshit pity move
>God DAMNIT
>Welp, you fought your hardest
>And your future is over anyway
>Time to die

>But the sharp pain never comes
>Her grip on your shoulders relaxes…
>…As she falls backwards, face practically gone
>Holy shit
>Did she just…
>Is she…
>Dead?
>Breathing hard from the adrenaline, you look down at Lydia's mutilated and ruined form
>Her face is practically skeletal
>Yep
>She's gone

>Your brush with death makes you appreciate the chaos of the gym right now
>The heavy spotlights now rapidly pan between Alex's battle with The Behemoth and Gloria
>And Jenna, still fending off the vampires, dropping another one with a well-placed shot
>You cough hard and a spattering of crimson blood comes up onto your partially melted hands
>Fuck
>You're a complete mess right now
>You can't breathe through your nose
>Your vision is blurred
>You're probably not thinking straight from that blow to your head
>Your arm is shredded
>Hands partially melted
>Chest bleeding
>Legs bloody and wounded
>You're ruined
>And so is your life
>"Mike!" Jenna pokes her head out from behind her barricade
>"Get to Anon! We'll hold them off!"
>Alex, who is fighting his own battle with The Behemoth, Stella and Gloria, concurs as he dodges a stomp from Gloria
>"GO COMRADE! ONE TIME FOR ALL TIME!"
>You stare placidly, slack-jawed, not sure what Alex means, and especially not sure what you're going to do next
>Is there still hope?
>The whole school rumbles as The Behemoth shrinks away from Stella's flying claws
>It issues a challenging roar and leaps forward into the badger, rending her fur
>They're right
>This is your chance
>You haven't laid yourself to waste for nothing
>At the very least, you can get some revenge
>Putting all of your resolve and hatred into your quivering legs, you jog towards the equipment room doors
>As the sound of pitched battle explodes around you

>The ground shakes and trembles as if a switch was suddenly thrown
>And your heart sinks when you realize what probably just happened
>…The ritual was set in motion

>The Behemoth raises its head to the ceiling and issues a triumphant, victorious roar, and then blinks out of existence
>The sound of raised car alarms fills the gym
>It must be in the parking lot now
>A bloody Stella flinches and skitters backwards at the sheer volume
>Even to your ears, it's sharp like broken glass against your eardrums
>You don't slow down
>You don't look back
>You throw open the door leading up into the tunnels
>And dive right into the darkness