Spritied Alcoholic!
Some awesome silly art of my Charr lad Aldrnari Pyrelight, after, well... A considerable Binge in order to get a silly in-game achievement. :P Suffice to say it involved quite the bender!
Artwork by the awesome Azu over on twitter! Go check 'em out! https://twitter.com/Azulean_
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Aldrnari sat. Sits? Sat, yes. He sat, watching the world spin merrily, his head abuzz after the uh… how many days had it- oh! Drinks!
He raised the frothy tankard to his lips, chugging down the frothy amber ale with a stupid grin upon his muzzle. More cheers of delight and merriment filled the tavern.
Ha! And Iron thought they could outdrink him! Ash thought they drink could out him! Blood drink drink him think! The fools! All of them! Flame was king in this pub!
All of their champions had passed out after the first two days of it! The ultimate contest of Charr fortitude! 10,000! Ha! They'd emptied taverns and bars across the Black Citadel for their contest!
He belched loudly as he finished the mug, tossing it over his shoulder onto the throne of discarded tankards, bottles and steins. Mugs, kegs, pitchers, schooners, cups, glasses, mess tins, mason jars!
Moonshine! Ale! Beer! Whiskey! Vodka! Wine! Scotch! More Beer! Cider! Lager! Gin! Rum! Scotch! Another Beer! Tequila! Firewater! Paint thinner! Bourbon! Sherry! What had probably been rubbing alcohol from the medics! Absynth! Grappa! Everclear! Two beers at once! Drinks that didn't even have a name!
He'd chugged it all! The cheers erupted around him as he downed what was undoubtedly the 10,000th drink of the contest. The room span. He grinned, holding a mug up that someone had passed him. More cheering! Ha! He was a king upon his throne. He belched again.
"Ha! Only 10,000?" He paused, hiccuping with a chuckle. "Cub's play."
Artwork by the awesome Azu over on twitter! Go check 'em out! https://twitter.com/Azulean_
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Aldrnari sat. Sits? Sat, yes. He sat, watching the world spin merrily, his head abuzz after the uh… how many days had it- oh! Drinks!
He raised the frothy tankard to his lips, chugging down the frothy amber ale with a stupid grin upon his muzzle. More cheers of delight and merriment filled the tavern.
Ha! And Iron thought they could outdrink him! Ash thought they drink could out him! Blood drink drink him think! The fools! All of them! Flame was king in this pub!
All of their champions had passed out after the first two days of it! The ultimate contest of Charr fortitude! 10,000! Ha! They'd emptied taverns and bars across the Black Citadel for their contest!
He belched loudly as he finished the mug, tossing it over his shoulder onto the throne of discarded tankards, bottles and steins. Mugs, kegs, pitchers, schooners, cups, glasses, mess tins, mason jars!
Moonshine! Ale! Beer! Whiskey! Vodka! Wine! Scotch! More Beer! Cider! Lager! Gin! Rum! Scotch! Another Beer! Tequila! Firewater! Paint thinner! Bourbon! Sherry! What had probably been rubbing alcohol from the medics! Absynth! Grappa! Everclear! Two beers at once! Drinks that didn't even have a name!
He'd chugged it all! The cheers erupted around him as he downed what was undoubtedly the 10,000th drink of the contest. The room span. He grinned, holding a mug up that someone had passed him. More cheering! Ha! He was a king upon his throne. He belched again.
"Ha! Only 10,000?" He paused, hiccuping with a chuckle. "Cub's play."
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