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>What do you say?
>I mean, really, WHAT DO YOU SAY to this guy?
>You don’t say anything for a few moments, your mind spinning at a thousand miles-per-hour, mulling over every possible dialog choice
>A few hours earlier this guy was kicking the shit out of you
>NOW he calls you?
>So, what do you say? Something to really hurt him
“Hi Mike.”
>Ah, that’s right. You’re still a pussy, so you settle for neutrality in your response and tone
>”Hey man… How are you doing?” Mike replies with a VERY awkward pause in the middle of his sentence
“I’m doing… Not great. I hurt all over. And I think I’m being targeted.”
>Mike laughs a little. “You and me both, dude.”
>There’s a long gap where none of you speak
>You only listen to him breathe over the phone
>”Listen, I called to tell you something, and I want you to know this time I really mean it.”
“What do you mean this time?”
>”Just… Shut up for a second. Wait, no, don’t shut up. Sorry. I didn’t mean it like that.”
>There’s a long groan on the other end of the line, and then the sound of Mike taking a large, fortifying breath of air
>”I called to tell you I’m sorry for kicking your ass.”
>You shake your head in confusion
>That’s only barely scratching the surface of what a cunt Mike has been to you recently
“Annndddd…?” You trail off, hoping he takes the hint
>He does not take the hint
>”And what?” He replies with genuine confusion in his tone
>You scowl, and it feels good, even though Mike can’t see you
“What do you mean ‘and what?’, dude? You’ve been an absolute, self-centered dickhead this entire time. How do you NOT see that?”
>”I- I know. I was getting to that, fagtron. This isn’t easy for me.”
“I don’t care if it’s not easy for you. My nose STILL hurts,” you say with an audible sneer
>And Mike audibly winces
>”I got you good, huh?” he says in defeat
>Got you good? Bro, he FUCKED you up
“Yeah, you could say that. So… Where’s the rest of my apology, bitch?”
>Mike summons another deep breath, and then begins slowly
>He’s never been good with words, or articulate
>”This afternoon I thought my life was over. I didn’t give a fuck about anyone or anything. I was angry, and stupid, and I hurt people I cared about because of that. But you know what? I fucking need you guys. I need you, and Alex, and Jenna, and… Is Sam with you?”
>You shake your head
“He just went to class.”
>”Well tell your boyfriend that I need him too. I need you guys to be my friends.”
“He’s not my boyfriend god damnit, and I am not gay.” You grind your teeth
>Now isn’t the time!
His voice drops to a submissive whisper “We’re still friends though… right?”
>Surprisingly, despite the pain radiating all over your bruised and bloody body, you have an answer for him almost instantly
>That’s hardly even a question

“Of course, dude. You may be a fucking asshole, but we’re still friends.”
>”Thanks, you big faggot.”
>You missed this. A smile starts tugging at the corners of your lips
“And we’re going to put a stop to this shit, aren’t we?”
>”Shit yeah we are.”
>You break out in an even wider smile
“And we’re gonna get you to college, right?”
>”Right!”
>”And you’re gonna fuck some prime freshman poon?”
>”Fuck yes man, and you’re gonna tap that bunny’s sweet, sweet ass.”
>Your smile collapses like a star at the end of its life
>You have only thought about sex with Sam a FEW times
“Mike, when I see you next time? I’m going to punch you in the face. I want you to know that,” you say
>Mike laughs on the other end of the line
>”I think that’s only fair,” he says

>Mike ends the phone call by telling you he’s waiting at the old white oak door church
>You agree to meet him there after school
>You sigh heavily and take a moment to gather yourself
>No matter how vulnerable you are out here, the weight off your shoulders outweighs that vulnerability
>GOD you’re glad to have patched shit up with Mike
>And you have so much to tell him and Jenna and Alex
>So much has changed
>You push down those lingering feelings of guilt at having left Gloria with the goths
>Push it down into a little ball in your stomach that you’ll surface later
>You promise to yourself that in some way, shape or form, you will rescue her
>Alright, show time
>Just make sure Sam is okay
>You open the door to Mr. Bolm’s class and slip inside, posting up against the closed door
>Almost in unison, the class turns their heads to face you
>Mr. Bolm, stretching his arms to reach the top of the whiteboard, directs a questioning glare your way
>’Biological Diversity Week!!’ is written in huge bubble letters in the center of the board
>”Mr. Anonymous?” He looks like a shocked gopher
>You wave shyly to the class
“Hi Mr. Bolm… class. I had a free period (which is a lie), so I thought I’d just audit this class for a day,” you say, blushing from the sudden and direct attention
>The teacher, still bewildered, says “That’s… fine, I guess. Just so long as you don’t distract any students.”
>You nod and take an empty seat next to Sam, who sits in the back, near the window
>Just like an anime protagonist lmao
>He shyly waves at you before returning to his present task of scribbling on a loose sheet of paper
>It’s hypnotizing to watch him draw, but not hypnotizing enough to distract from the knots of anxiety tightening around your lungs
>You can feel every eye on you, sharp and piercing and judging
>Well, to hell with them, you say to yourself
>All that matters is protecting this bunny
>Mr. Bolm carries on
>”As I was saying earlier, humans don’t have heat cycles like most anthros have. Hence why we don’t need to use estrus blockers. And our noses aren’t as sensitive as a herbivore’s, so we don’t need scent masks either. So from everything, it may sound like humans have little in the way of natural talents, but that’s just not true. Remember how I said that humans are crafty and cooperative?”
>He turns around excitedly to face class
>Someone coughs and you swear you could hear crickets chirping in the distance
>All the exuberance drains from his face
>He coughs, tugs nervously at his collar, and carries on as admirably as he can after getting shot down
>”Anyway, humans are often said to be crafty. Researchers have noted our ability to be a cooperative group, even when circumstances should prevent it. That’s not to say other mammals don’t cooperate, but a human’s natural state is to… cooperate?”
>He weakly smiles at the rhyme. Guess he’s making his own fun at this point
>”Moving along then… relationships! Fun stuff, right? Now, let’s just make this quick and dirty: most species mate for life. No species eats their young. Interspecies relationships…”
>Sam drops his pencil
>His posture stiffens up, and he directs his attention towards the front of the class
>”… Are uncommon, but possible. They will rarely yield offspring. Hybrids are not possible — they’re one species or another. We don’t know how this is possible, but we’re working on uncovering the reasons behind this miracle. Science!”
>Mr. Bolm pauses, as if awaiting a response
>More crickets
>You’ve only ever given a passing thought to interspecies romance
>Like in the hall, when you saw that stacked sow
>It’s not something you’re OPPOSED to, necessarily
>after all, you’ve been battling mysterious gay urges for Sam this entire week
>Shouldn’t that count for something?

>What you end up doing is tailing Sam around school — sneaking into his classes or waiting outside like a lost puppy
>You don’t care how creepy it looks or how awkward the judgmental looks from the other students make you feel
>You have to keep him safe. Now more so than ever
>Vanessa and her merry bunch of morons want Sam to complete the ritual after he fucked it up the first time
>You need him — and the Book of Rite — to stop it
>(Also, you’d like to keep him safe, but that’s besides the point)
>Your head is on a swivel as you scan the hallways
>Hell, you even do quick sweeps of the classrooms
>The only thing you notice is the incredible hostility between each of the school’s various cliques
>Tension so thicc you could cut it with a knife
>Teachers and security staff rush around the halls like firefighters, extinguishing brawls and hauling mammals off
>You’ve seen humans and anthros alike pulled into the admin office, some even wearing bruises and bloody noses
>There’s always been a tension between the various groups here, but never like this
>The tension before was a kind of soft animosity, traded only in harsh looks and rumors — seldom in fists and claws
>You anxiously scratch as the back of your neck as you stare down the clock mounted in the hallway outside of Sam’s last class: history
>Hurry up
>Hurry up!
>When the doors click open, and the bell finally rings, the floodgates open
>The hallways become a fast-flowing river of multi-colored bodies, all of different shapes and sizes and species
>You imagine Sam getting lost in the hormonal tempest, his big goofy ears the standing up like a shark fin narrowly breaching the surface of the open ocean
>You’re thinking so hard about all of this that you don’t even notice when the little rabbit appears next to you
>”Hey Anon, you w-w-wanna see my draw-”
>Your heart jumps up in your chest, and, rather shamefully, you gasp
>Which causes Sam to gasp
>Very manly, Anon
>Guess a bit Sam is rubbing off on you
>You groan at the idea of becoming an anxious, stuttering mess
>You look down and see the tiny rabbit, swimming in his over-sized and crusty clothes, clutching a handful of paper, looking somewhat shocked
>”S-Sorry,” he says
>He sounds sad
>But you can see a small smile tugging at the corner of his mouth from behind his bangs
>Oh, so he thought it was cute and funny that he scared you?
>You should do something back to him…
>… Or just let him enjoy his moment
>It’s really…  kinda nice to see him smile…
>… And to see him confident enough to do stuff like that
>“I didn’t m-mean to scare you. I ju-just wanted to show y-you my drawings.”
>Damn, this kid is an artistic machine
>He probably just does the minimum amount of classwork to maintain his GPA and keep his job and spends the rest of his time drawing
>Wonder what he’s going to do after he graduates high school
>… And what about you?
>You shake your head, drawing a curious look from Thumper
>Not the time to have this conversation with yourself, Anonymous
“I do want to see your drawings,” you start. The little bunny’s expression lights up. “You can show me in a bit. We’re going out.”
>”W-We’re what?”
“Not like that. I meant we’re just leaving and going someplace else. Shit, you knew what I meant. Don’t do that to me.”
>”I-I don’t know what I d-did!” The bunny squeaks
>You put your hand on his shoulders and bend yourself down to his level
“Sam?”
>You bring your face uncomfortably close to his
>Your friend tries flinching away from you, but you easily hold on to his slender, malnourished shoulders
“Don’t not-not talk back to me.”
>”…W-What?”
“Now that we’ve got that settled, c’mon. We’re going to meet Mike and Alex and Jenna somewhere.”
>And you take him by the hand
>And dive in to the moving sea of bodies
>Not moving too fast
>Because you don’t want to lose him

>Your car is where you left it
>Or, more appropriately, where Mike left it
>Badly parked
>And you know it’s yours by how shitty it is
>Paint peeling
>Windows spider-webbed with cracks
>Visible rust
>One of the door panels is unfurnished
>Oh, and the massive indent on the front hood where Sam’s father stomped on your car yesterday during the rescue
>It sticks out like a moldy, rusted sore thumb
>The chilled air clings to your skin, and the heavy skies that hang overhead like slabs of wet concrete herald storms
>It’s surprising that thunder isn’t rolling like a freight train overhead
>Didn’t the forecast call for rain?
>You look about the parking lot as you climb into the driver’s seat
>Nearly empty
>Just like your soul lmao
>You don’t know whether to be grateful or furious that Mike left the car unlocked and the keys in the ignition
>You submerge those thoughts in a bath of stomach acid as you survey the lot, feeling hunger gnawing at you
>Cars drift in and out
>Anthros and humans pour down the sidewalk like lines of ants
>Sam, unrestrained by his seatbelt, presses his nose up against the dirty window glass
>”C-Colors…”
>His voice is a soft wisp
>Though you’re on a hill, the leaves of fall have managed to drift upwards on the iced wind
>They bluster on by like fish being pulled on invisible lures
“You could probably draw that,” you remark
>”I’m n-not very good a-at anything other than f-f-figures.”
“Bah, don’t be so hard on yourself. We’ll get you some crayons and a good piece of construction paper and you’ll be set.”
>The bunny wrinkles his nose at you as a smile tugs at the corners of his lips
>Guess your joke sailed right over his head
>Ah well
>Your car hums to life, sipping on a meager stock of gasoline
>The rustbucket is a thirsty girl, so you’ll have to hit a gas station at some point
>You’re about to take to the main road and head to the white oak door church when Sam gasps
>You turn your head to the passenger seat
>Sam is frozen, staring out the window, shivering
“You okay, dude? Forget something inside?”
>”T-That car.” Sam pokes the cold glass with his little finger. “I-It looks like my d-d-d-dad’s.”
>You unbuckle your seatbelt and lean over his shoulder
>All you can see is a few students wandering the lot, and a couple cars
>One of them being a shitty, rusted sedan (like yours) with dark windows
>Its headlights burn against the muted gray light of the afternoon, but it doesn’t look like there’s anyone inside
“You sure? This is a student lot. There’s about a million shitty looking cars around here.”
>Which was only partially true
>A lot of the suburban kids had nice, new cars that gleamed like polished coins
>And though you were suburban, your parents provided you with a real piece of shit that has nearly killed you twice
>… Not that you’re complaining
>A free car is a free car, right?
>The rabbit shakes his head
>”M-Maybe. I-I don’t know.” He swings his head to face you. “C-Can we leave?”
>Something about the car is making him nervous
>Well, it’s starting to make you nervous too
>Retard, what if Sam’s dad is checking the school for his son? He must know Sam works after classes
“Right. Off to the old white oak door church.”
>You quietly press on the gas and coast down the hill, out towards the main road
>Sam clutches his drawings close to his chest