Greetings, my dear audience. My name is Marcus Heckinberry. You can read my backstory here. Welcome to my profile of tales surrounding what you may call...exhibitionism. Public nudity. Indecent shenanigans. There are many words for it. Yet none are adequate enough to describe my mastery of it thus far. And so I must warn you...these relentless tales of tragedy and drear are...not for the faint of heart.

But if you are so prepared, I happily open the gates. May the chills from these gilded words invade your pupils and shoot straight down your spine as you absorb my every waking pawn towards my perilous effort to move the whole world to tears. Tell your friends. Tell your family! "Master of drama, thy name is Marcus Heckinberry!"

Now, more than ever, I could use all of your help. And for that, I expect nothing but seriousness in your remarks to these works. This is a very serious account. Where no laughing occurs. Except at the protagonist. That's a different thing.

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