(Don John of Austria's been dead hundreds of years.)
You type your twitter messages of heresy and hate,
But Notes of the Community shall set the record straight.
The pope is not a president. His patience isn't law,
And you, you are not Samson (though you wield an ass's jaw.)
I think we'd all be happier if you got a real job.
You're in suburbia,
Not Aetolia.
Don John of Austria
Has seen you get corn-cobbed.
St Gilbert, in his heaven, would not best impressed.
(Don John of Austria was not as you have guessed.)
And he would not approve of me, nor of the things I do,
But nowhere near as much as he would disapprove of you.
We'd laugh, as poets ever laugh, at this your waste of wit...
(But Don John of Austria would say you ain't worth shit.)
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