“Wait... So let me get this straight...” I said as I walked inbetween Electra and Starlight. “Electra is registered like three times... And so am I?”
“Yes...” She said, nodding.
“But I can't deposit things into the PC?” I asked, not that I cared anyway.
“No, Electra had her strange eating habits before she was linked to the PC. I don't know what happened to allow her to deposit things into it, but I know Stryder's in there.”
“So... I can't... Die?” I asked as I tilted my head, frowning.
“Nope. Lucky you, right?” Starlight laughed. “You two are going to be together forever. Doesn't that make you happy?”
“Well yes, but... It seems a bit... Unfair...” I said.
“Nonsense! It happened because we're special!” Electra laughed. “Shush Dallas it's fair. Now I can eat you and not feel bad when I don't get you back out.”
“Oh yeah, THAT makes me feel better.” I laughed as I turned around and hugged her. “The great Dallas, killed by his mate's belly.”
“Well, you'll come back though.” She giggled.
“That doesn't mean you two can act reckless.” Cammy said as she walked up to us. “You two should still act as if you didn't know about it.”
“Unless we want to do something that doesn't involve battle and stuff. Like eat Dallas.” Electra laughed. “He always wanted met o!”
“Yeah, but... Eh... I guess that's fine then. But what if he's sent to the PC? Then what?”
“You said so yourself. Very slim chance.” She chuckled.
“But it's happened.” Starlight asked.
“It won't.” Electra laughed. “There's a very slim chance that mewthree will come bursting through the wall or something and demand chocolate cake. Is that going to happen? Nooooope!”
“It could.” Starlight said.
“Exactly. It COULD. But it WON'T.” Electra said as she stuck her tongue out. “Mweeeeeh!”
“If I'm not going to die when she eats me then there's little to worry about...” I said as I sat down, looking at the floor. “I'm just curious if what you say is true or not...”
“I know right...” Electra said as she looked over at Cammy, who smiled.
“Well... Electra DID get shot a while back... At the Pokemart... Rice was leading the colony, and he said we had to go to the Pokemart and steal things to survive for the Winter... Well the humans came to stop us and one of them shot Electra in the lower belly...” I said as I looked over at Electra. “But they used those thingies that shoot more than one of the thingies in one shot.
“A scatter gun?” Cammy asked. “That's retarded, who would use that one a Pikachu?”
“Yeah. A shotgun to a Pikachu is just overkill.” Starlight said. “I remember that...”
“Yeah, well there was one of their shots in her leg, um, in her lower belly, another in her belly area, and other places... They were all over the place and she still lived through it...” I said as I stared at Electra, who was deep in thought. “So it MUST work... And me.... When I got trapped... I almost had my arm and leg TORN OFF by the traps... They were literally bone deep in my leg and arm... And my tail...” I said as I looked behind me, at my tail, smiling as I wiggled it. “Then I got caught by that Pokeball... They literally tore me up, and I lived through it... Plus I was fine the next day.” I said, frowning. “That surely should have killed me...”
“Wait, you got caught by the Pokeball AFTER that happened?” Cammy asked as she perked up her right ear.
“Yes.” I said, nodding. “Why?”
“Well if that's the case then... That Pokeball capturing you saved your life.” She chuckled. “If that Pokeball would have ignored you because you were already registered, you'd be on your own. You wouldn't have been glitched into the PC.”
“Well... Fuck...” I said, laughing. “Lucky me...”
“Sooo... It DOES work...” Electra said as she looked at me, smiling. “It's true...”
“Well... I guess so!” I laughed. “Does that mean if we walked through poison gas it wouldn't do anything?” I asked, frowning.
“Well I don't know about THAT.” Cammy said, laughing. “Electra simply glitched in by mistake... But Dallas might've glitched in because he... Well... Has to sides to him.” Cammy said as she looked at Electra, who flashed her a glare.
“Well it kind of makes sense... But Pokeballs can't capture humans...” Electra said.
“Yes they can.” Cammy laughed. “They just SAY that so no one tries.”
“What do humans have to do with it?” I asked.
“Well because I think the Pokeball captured your other side... Or whatever you want to call it...” Cammy said. “And then when you were sent to the PC, it rejected your other side because the PC doesn't accept humans, but since you were already in the Pokeball it was forced to take in your Pikachu form because you were already captured in the Pokeball, registration or not. Because the PC can't just discard a Pokemon. Once you're in the Pokeball the PC has to accept you. And even if the Pokeball's intentions were to capture your OTHER form, your OTHER form was inside you, your Pikachu form. So it had to catch both, but it didn't know that. So you were recaptured by technical mistake.” she said. “You weren't glitched until your data was sent to the PC. Since the PC can't store humans, once your data was sent to the PC, it was forced to take in your data, but it accepted only your Pikachu data, and your human data remained in the Pokeball because the PC couldn't upload it. When the Pokeball was opened, your human data was released, and since you were in Pikachu form, your human data was corrupt, especially since it was no longer attached to you. So when the Pokeball was opened, your corrupt human data was deleted, because it couldn't form anything upon materialization. In a way, you can say you were split in half. Which is why you suddenly got a lot stronger when you arrived at the Pokemon Center, and healed so quickly. You no longer had your human side to slow you down. That is also why, when a human is turned into a Pokemon, and caught with a Pokeball, they can no longer change back into their human form. The Pokeball literally splits them because the PC cannot hold humans, so it transforms them into pure Pokemon. That is also why you were seen as a purebreed, and why Chansey didn't see any human in your blood when she tested it back at the Pokemon Center. It was because the PC had removed any traces of human left in you. From there, it was only a matter of time before you became completely feral. Removing your human side just sped up the process.” She said said as she looked at Electra. “That actually makes a lot of sense... You getting caught again was an accident, and Dallas getting caught a second time was forced onto the PC. It had no choice. Dallas' registration with Ben was only a paper registration. It still prevents a Pokeball from catching the Pokemon, but when Dallas was caught, it was a physical registration, where the PC physically grabbed all of his data and recorded it legitimately without any errors or misinformation.” She said. “So from there, there were two Dallases in the system. One that had information that Ben had filled out, and one that was physically installed by the PC itself. From there, when Chansey took a blood sample, Kevin was later able to use THAT data to register you yet a third time. Now, since the PC had two matching registrations on you, it dropped Ben's registration because it no longer was valid.” She laughed. “But not only for that reason. Once you were registered with the Pokeball, and it split you away from your human side, Ben's registration became invalid, because his registration indicated a Pokemon with human properties, which you no longer were. You were, from that point on, a pure Pokemon. So Ben's registration pointed to a Pokemon that no longer existed. So that registration was terminated once Kevin reregistered you. Since it pointed to a Pokemon that didn't exist anymore, the PC didn't need it. Your profile needs to be inactive for one month before the PC can delete it. This way, it doesn't accidentally delete a profile that actually has a matching Pokemon. So at the moment, you are registered twice. And no, you can not simply fix the glitch by deleting one of your registrations. You're already glitched, there's no way to fix it. All of your human properties are gone, lost forever. You probably have no idea what I'm talking about, so... I'll just stop.” She said as she stared at me, smiling. “But yeah... A Pokemon can never be “Umglitched.” You're stuck.” She smiled.
“Wow...” Electra said as she buried her face In her paws. “As if that wasn't revealing enough...”
“What are you talking about... My human side? What's that even mean?” I asked as I stared at her. “Humans inside me? Are they small or something?” I asked, frowning.
“Although what she said is incredibly interesting... SHe means nothing about humans.” Electra said as she hugged me. “Forget about it.”
“Okay, are we going to do this or not?” Starlight sighed as she held out the Pokeball. “Let's get Stryder back...”
“Or I can just eat that and end this all right now.” Electra said as she pointed to the ball. “Your choice.”
“That's a stupid choice!” Starlight said as she lowered the ball. “Come on, just do it!”
“I can't do it, I don't have the thingies.” Electra said, sticking her tongue out. “So Stryder is stuck inside me forever.”
“Yeah, the nanobots are offline...” Cammy said, frowning. “Maybe if you hit yourself with thunderbolt they'll get energized and work.”
“Hitting myself with thunderbolt makes me feel all hyper. Because the electricity surging into me makes me all weird.” Electra giggled. “You know, I heard we're supposed to find something electrical and zap ourselves with it every once in a while, because we'll absorb the electricity and it'll make us feel better.”
“I heard that too...” Cammy said, laughing. “Take a tazer and just BZZZZT! Shock yourself with it. I did that at the Pokemon Center and everyone freaked out because they thought I killed myself. I shocked myself with it, and it gave me such a charge that I fired a huge thunderbolt that burned a hole in the wall, then ran down the hall so fast they could barely see me.” Cammy laughed. “Those things are awesome. Those tazer things..”
“Wow.” I said as I walked over to Cammy, giggling as I licked her cheek. “You're crazy!”
“HA!” She laughed. “You don't know the half of it.”
“Ohhh I think I do.” I grinned as I placed my paws on her sides, purring as I gently kissed her, my purrs increasing in volume as she opened her mouth and accepted the kiss, her own purring joining the sound of mine as we made out with her arms around me, and my paws on her sides, which weirded out Starlight a little. Because she turned around and stared at Electra.
“What, you want to kiss too?” Electra asked as she held out her paws.
“EW!” Starlight squealed as she hopped backwards. “NO!”
“Heheh...” Cammy said as she pulled away slowly, licking her lips as she stared into my eyes. “You think you know this 'Chu?” She asked as she pointed to herself. “You don't know the crazy things I can do!”
“Ohhh trust me, I do.” I laughed as I poked her belly, smiling as I returned my paws to her sides and nuzzled her affectionately. “Back in the woods... With Zeke and the banana...” I chuckled as I wagged my tail. “Yeah, I remember that.”
“That was NOTHING!” Cammy laughed. “I've done waaaay more than that before.”
“Oh really?” I asked as I gently licked her nose. “Like what?” I said as I looked down, blushing a little as my member began to slide out of its sheath.
“Well, Zeke told me that his bone would taste better if It had my taste on it... And by my taste, he meant my vagina. So I took his bone, and I slowly pushed it insi-”
“OKAY I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR THIS!” Starlight yelled as she dropped the Pokeball, grabbing her ears and pulling them down to the sides. “LA LA LA LA LAAAAA!!! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT! TALK ABOUT THAT LATER!”
“Wooow... Way to break the moment!” I said as I turned around, causing Electra to giggle as she pointed at me.
“Dallas come ON!” Starlight said as she turned around. “Like I really want to see that!”
“What's wrong with seeing it? I'm sure you've taken a ride on Stryder's a few dozen times.” Cammy said as she rolled her eyes.
“That's different!” Starlight squeaked as she shook her head.
“It's really not...” Electra said, frowning. “The only difference is Stryder's is probably smaller...”
“He is not SMALL!” Starlight snapped. “He's average!”
“Well Dallas is above “Average.” So ha.” Electra said as she stuck her tongue out. And performs twice as well as Stryder ever could!”
Why do females talk about this so openly?
“I don't care!” Starlight said as she picked up the ball. “Just give me Stryder back so I can leave!”
“And what if I don't?” Electra asked. “He was a dick anyway.”
“I'm sure he's changed by now.” Starlight said. “Come n just do it!”
“I have no way to!” Electra yelled. “The bots are not working!”
“Then I'll thunderbolt you!” She said as she dropped down onto all fours, closing her eyes as she shot a thunderbolt at Electra. Electra just stood there and frowned as the electricity hit her, and she wiggled her fingers on her right paw.
“That did absolutely nothing.” She said as she looked up at Starlight, then back down at her paw. “All it did was make me feel better...”
“Starlight there's nothing we can do until we get the bots back on. And there's no way to tell how long it will take because we can't teleport to Team Rocket's base.” Cammy said.
“Yes we can.” Electra said as she pointed to me. “Dallas can do it.”
“Yeah...” I chuckled as I floated up into the air a little, giggling as I flew in a circle around Cammy, then flew up.
“DALLAS!” Cammy yelled as she leaped up and grabbed my tail, laughing as she held onto it. “This is amazing! How are you flying?!?”
“Mew taught me how because I'm part psychic type.” I chuckled as I flew up a little higher. “You know... Hugging my tail like that kind of hurtts...”
“Oh, sorry.” She laughed as she climbed up, giggling as she sat on my back. “How's this?”
“That's what I did!” Electra laughed.
“What the... Hell?” Starlight said as she dropped the ball and rubbed her eyes. “You're... Flying...”
“Yeah!” I laughed. “I gave Electra a ride just a couple minutes ago.”
“Yup yup!” She giggled.
“I'm surprised he could carry you...” Starlight said as she perked up one of her ears.
“He can carry anything.” Electra laughed.
“Dallas this is so cool!” Cammy laughed. “We can like, have fun in the air now!”
“Whaaat?” I asked as I tilted my head, looking back at her. “What kind of fun?”
“We can mate while floating.” She said, laughing. “Or play a game! Can you make objects move, or make someone else float yet?” She giggled as she hugged me.
“Well, I think so... Try letting go.” I said as I floated upright, smiling as I watched her.
“Um... Not happening... I can still feel my weight.” She said as she hopped down onto the floor. “See?”
“Eh...” I said as I landed next to her. “I don't know how to do that then...”
“Flying Pikachu... Never thought it was real.” Starlight said as she pointed to Electra. “Come on, we have to get her to a Pokemon Center to get Stryder out of the PC.”
“Whatever.” Electra said as she walked over to me and grabbed my tail. “Dallas can you please just... Take me somewhere?” She asked.
“Um... Okay?” I said as I closed my eyes and pictured the colony.
“DALLAS WAIT!” Cammy yelled as she dove into me, knocking us all over. We all tumbled about in the grass when we teleported, and Cammy laughed as she lay ontop of me.
“I knew what you were doing and I wanted to come.” She laughed.
“What the heck was that...” Electra laughed as she helped Cammy to her feet.
“I wanted to come!” Cammy laughed.
“Well I wanted to get away from Starlight. She only wants Stryder back so she can continue with her little experiments.” Electra growled.
“Probably. To tell the truth I don't trust her either. Heh, she gave us a ton of information though. So I don't know.” Cammy said as she looked around. “Why are we here?”
“Well I don't know, I figured the colony could use their leader back, even if I've only been gone a few hours.” I said as I smiled at Cammy, who smiled back.
“Well now that we're here... What do we do?” She asked.
“Well we go in and see if anyone complains about anything.” I said, chuckling.
“Well then let's go in.” Cammy said as she ducked down underneath the tall grass and into the hole. I nodded as Electra followed her, and I followed Electra inside. Cammy went right, and Electra followed her, but I went left.
“Come over here.” I laughed. “We're going to check something.”
“Oh yeah...” Electra laughed as she turned around. “What are we checking?”
“Yeah.” Cammy said as she turned around. “And why is there light in here?”
“Well we found glowey sticks and everyone's going crazy with them.” I said as I turned right end entered our room. I wasn't surprised to see Bolt in there. What surprised me was the face that he had Mew with him.
“Bolt what the heck?” I asked as I stood up, frowning as I looked at mew, who was sleeping on the cushion in the middle of the room.
“Dallas!” Mew squealed as he bolted upright, suddenly wide awake. “Humans came to my island and tried to catch me!”
“What?” I asked as I tilted my head.
“Exactly! They all came and rushed everywhere looking for me!” He whined.
“Well what did they look like?” I asked.
“AAAAAWWWW!” Cammy giggled as she rushed forward and picked Mew up, giggling as she hugged him. “He's so cuuuute!”
“Mewwww!” He giggled as he snuggled up in Cammy's arms and closed his eyes. “They looked like humans!”
“Really? I didn't know that.” Electra said as she rolled her eyes. “He means what color were they.”
“Black!” Mew said as he floated up. “They all had black skins on.”
“Probably Team Onyx trying to make another clone of Mew or something to fight for them.” Cammy said, shrugging.
“Well well well... Who's this cutie?” Bolt asked as he walked around Cammy, smiling.
“Well, my name's Cammy...” She said as she rushed forward and hugged him, laughing as she slowly licked his cheek. “And I'm the kind of 'Chu that rushes into things... If you know what I mean...” She said as she winked.
“Bolt wanted a mate. That was one of the things he said when we met him.” Electra laughed. “See? It all works out. You think Cammy is cute, Cammy likes everyone, so you should mate with her.” Electra giggled.
“Um, Helloooooo!” Mew said as he floated in quick circles around us. “I had to teleport my food supply here!” He said as he waved his paws. “It's all mixed in with YOUR food now!”
“Jackpot!” Electra laughed as she grabbed Mew and hugged him. “You can stay here with us, we'll protect you.” She chuckled.
“Yeah, nothing to worry about.” I said as I walked over to Mew and gently patted his head. “If humans are out raiding your home we can just keep you here. Did you leave anything at your cave that you need?” I asked.
“Well, no but... No...” He said, smiling. “I teleported everything important to here.”
“Good then.” I said Electra set him down on the cushion. “Then there's nothing to worry about.”
“Okay I'll be right back.” Cammy said as she tugged on Bolt's paw, grinning as he followed her. “We're going to mate somewhere.”
“That's so embarrassing!” Bolt said as he pushed past her and ran out. Laughing, Cammy followed him out. “You've got to learn sooner or later!” She yelled.
“Well... That wasn't awkward at all.” Electra said as she sat down. ”So what are we going to do now?”
“Well I guess we just wait here until someone comes running in here with interesting news.” I laughed.
Just then, there was a huge bang, and everything around us shook, as if we were having an earthquake.
“What the FUCK!” Electra yelled as she stood up, her ears perking up as she looked around. “What the hell was that!?”
“I have no idea...” I said as I looked down at Mew, who whined as he curled up on the cushion. “I think that's them!”
--END Chapter Fourteen.--
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Chapter Fourteen - Stryder Back? No Way!
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